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Hello. Good morning, everyone. It is time. We're gonna make things
But yeah, so I woke up
Maybe four hours ago
He's been four or five hours
ate dinner
Wrote a bunch of shit and worked on the ferret rescue got a second camera set up now. Hell, yeah
Holy shit. Thank you. There's ten gifted memberships over on YouTube. It's very nice of you
Yeah second camera, I'll show you guys in a minute
Shay was working on adding UI elements to it making it look nice
Second cam is great. Thank you
Yeah, I got it's a second BGH one and I got it hooked up into the network and then got that set up
So it's streaming over IP
Through a power over Ethernet injector onto the network and then hooked up through that machine that way
and we can do this with an unlimited number of cameras and since the
Like the entire process is done on the BGH one
It's very low maintenance for the actual computer itself
So we can do a bunch of these which is this is the network model setup for the rescue when we get it updated
So yeah
I'm excited for it though should be good
What is the little harness that Henry is wearing? We found that when he has some kind of a compression like
Being held or having a harness it makes it harder for him. It makes it easier for him to not shake
What software using for the network cameras just Lumix so Lumix tether
Because they're Lumix BGH ones makes it really easy man
And then we can set the cameras up individually over IP camera through power over Ethernet because they're they're powered entirely through that
So I have an injector split have that go into each camera then Lumix tether allows it to be accessed from the network
Super good, dude. In fact, I have Lumix tether on this computer so I can show it to you once I get the stream going
There they are
Mass making a chat visit. Yeah
What are you gonna do today on stream build shit?
you ever just
Touch your glasses with your greasy ass hands
feels feels bad
Feels bad. I literally just cleaned them and then just put my thumb
Right in the center of the lens not since I got contacts. I want to put stuff in my eye
Breaks me out. All right
wrong button
Exist, okay, so
We do this. This is the new camera. So we have a secondary camera here
We move the logo down in the bottom left, but this camera is actually right there
You can see the BGH one only as a network cable into it
And the reason why is I have a power over Ethernet like like brick basically
It's got a bunch of connections over it that plugs into the wall that powers each of the cameras
The other one is up on a landing up here that faces down over the entire room
This hooks up through Lumix tether and then they have an internal IP address on the network
we're on 192 168 50 and then individual devices from there and
Those can then be accessed anywhere on the network to be able to display those cameras and I just have them
Hooked up directly into OBS and that's it. Like it's super easy to do
But yeah setting up the system this way is made it so that we can scale it so I can have like five ten
Fifteen whatever cameras. Yeah, it's over local local network. And then because those are all in turn of the network. It's easy to do
There's no problems and like we're good to go and I can just scale as many cameras as we want
And that's it. The next piece is I'm gonna make it so that these two cameras can swap
That would be the next idea and I'm gonna use streamer bot on the ferret machine
To swap those cameras and you guys should be able to do that with channel points. So
Stay tuned for that
That's gonna take a little bit of time to like I need to find some time to build that and for now
This is fine. This is all we need for right now. But uh, yeah, there you go
Now we have that you can see a little camera there is facing directly out through that
It gives a good range of kind of what's going on. Yeah
Yeah, and it looks like Henry has the zoomies and yes, he does have a harness on him
Specifically because he well 60% of his brain matter is scar tissue. Yeah, he was born that way
We got him an MRI to find out what's wrong with him
But we found that if you put a harness on him, it allows him to control his body a little bit better
So there's Shay and now Shay's leaving
Yeah, there you go. They could see everything
Raspberry Pi to switch the camera views not necessary at all. You won't need a raspy. There's nothing like that
Like that would be required. We just use streamer bot which is a piece of software
Hook that up through twitch channel points and then make it so that that changes OBS settings. Very very easy
Yeah, no hardware needed. Yeah, it's nappy. It's a morning. I'm no going off already
It's actually counting all this stuff from the moderators
Which I believe I got it working for YouTube as well
Yeah, I got it working for YouTube as well. You got some questions. Okay ask
Don't ask me if you could ask questions, just ask dude, just ask
How do you handle the strain and heat running the camera setup 24x7?
So that was the first thing I was worried about Cobra striker for the BGH ones
I was like, I don't know if this is gonna be overheating or anything like that
So we tried it with the ferret cam. It doesn't overheat
It's got a fan system directly built inside of it and running it through IP and running it over power of Ethernet
The heat is actually not a problem
So it can run fully 24x7 and we've had that one running 24x7 for basically a year year and a half at this point
No issues at all
The only thing I have to do is go by and pull the fur out of it every once in a while
Cuz the fan just sucks it all up out of the room
Cameras using BGH1 box cameras. They're great. Really really good. Then I have a camera over here
This and that's the ant cam
Yes
And that one that one's a little $60 c922 camera
Which is weird because those cameras are generally used as like webcams
But for some reason they can focus up to like one centimeter away and be used as a macro cam
which is
Not what you would really expect to be honest with you. Like that's not
What you would ever expect but here we are. So that's neat. Yeah, what camera a c922?
They're little tiny cameras USB cams too. Yeah, they're great. It's weird cuz they're like 60 bucks
Ants Canada collab window. I love ants Canada. I'd been watching ants Canada for like ever
I can't pull it over here. It is a logit logitech
HD 1080p c922 camera. I know all the the setup I have over there right now set up for the camponotus
Should she survive is a ants Canada setup
So yeah
Yeah, it's Canada some so come so far
I think the only time that I stopped watching ants Canada was when he was like
I'm gonna do beetle fights now and I was like
I'm gonna be done watching until you're done with that and then he finished it and then he never did it again
I was like cool
That was it yeah
Remember that time long time ago. I was like, why are you doing this?
It's very weird. Are you doing any pico a development? No, no, I've not
Although I know pico haters cool shit, so
Beetle fights lolly and is weird
You didn't noticing a difference in the new 2k resolution stream
So I think some people have said that it's easier for them to read text on the screen. So that's cool
The other thing that I've noticed is a lot of people found out that 2k
Streaming is not available in their area and they've been kind of upset about that
The other thing that we found is that on the 24-7 ferret stream if you run it in 2k
The stream doesn't automatically restart after 48 hours when twitch kicks you off
So because of that we had to manually restart it so we can't run the ferret stream in 2k
So I've reached out to twitch about this because that feels like a bug
The auto restart from OBS should just restart we don't know if it's a bug with twitch or if it's a bug with OBS
But only in 2k streaming it doesn't auto restart. It's very weird. Yeah
Twitch is saying your browser doesn't support to get yeah, it's very odd. I'll do one of those emotes
Those are great
CS King
Those look like really snappy. It's like 70s
Sort of like text. I love that. Let me send those over to Shay. Those look awesome. What is the URL for that?
Yeah, I really like those
No, can you push them again? What about 2k games?
Why it's okay, I'm not I'm not playing stellar blade today. Thanks, man
Yeah, I want to show this to Shay cuz that's like it's hard to make
It's hard to make text look good in a lot of emotes and those emotes look fantastic
And I think it's because they're using that kind of like 70s
Large-scale font sort of a thing. It's very
Kind of reminds me of like 70s style magazine ads almost like that looks really cool
I dig that and it's really hard to get any typography did not look like shit in emotes. So these these look great
Who's the streamer that made these let me go look at this disappeared so fast chat move so quick. Nope. It's gone
Too fast, uh
Grabbed him. It looks like it's this emo or this streamer. There you go
Yeah, no, that's red. I dig that. I don't know what kind of content they make but these are really good emotes
I'm gonna send this over to Shay as a
Example is it's really hard to make top typography work one moment
I'll hide this for a sec
wild
Okay
See today. Okay. So today the plan of what we need to build is I need to make the vendor
Sell cores, which it doesn't have in yet
Once that vendor has cores in it, which we know which items should go into the cores
I'm pretty sure I wrote them down. I may have to rewrite those. That's fine. Yeah, that's fine
We've got some new pieces that have to go into it. So then
We'll get the bacon omicon in there which is hilarious and that we'll get the other dungeon items in there
I'm gonna make it so that what are they called?
Lobster souls are less or more common. So we're gonna make them as common as bacon bits
So they're not like weird because right now they're kind of odd in terms of rarity
So make them like really common like bacon bits are
Exact same first sand will work the exact same way
And we'll make it so bacon omicon and the necronomicon and all that shit are in there as well
Yeah, make it bacon pancakes, dude. So from there. Oh, dude, we should make it so the bacon omicon is used for bacon pancakes
Did we fix the arrows not firing? Yeah, so Jake had accidentally put in a
System for quests where it like canceled an on-use item and then that on-use item would then generate a quest
The problem was he didn't check to see if the item should generate a quest
So any on-use item was generating quests instead of doing what it should
Bows are an on-use item. So yeah, that was funny
Yeah
Sounds like that's what you're gonna make, exactly.
So I think that's actually really good.
Would you actually recommend Mythic Mobs?
We've never really had a problem with Mythic Mobs, Lissou.
We've had a couple of weird issues throughout the years of, like, an update will just break
a shitload of functionality, but we just roll back until they fix it, right?
I haven't really had a problem building stuff, and I've been able to build some really cool
bosses and shit like that, like, one of the bosses that I have in the dungeon, let me
see if I can pull up the video game, MS Paint is even open.
We're gonna go make our instance of MS Paint for the day, there we go, boop, and then layers,
and then that, and then do this, and then do that, there we go.
So one of the dungeons we have is, like, a big box like this, and it's got a platform
in the center, and then a bunch of kind of glass formations, sort of going like this
all along, and then glass formations kind of all out here.
And then four corners in the room, and that boss does a bunch of damage in giant fireballs
that it shoots, and they arc, so you kind of have to get out of the way before it hits
the ground and then detonates, and you get a second, when it hits the ground it creates
a lava ring, and then explodes, so it lands, and you go, oh shit, and you get out of it.
During phase two it breaks all the glass on the floor, so now it's a jumping puzzle while
you're doing that, and then in phase three it creates four crystals in the corners that
heal the boss every second that they're alive while all this is going on, so you have to
kill those really quickly.
Usually the way that it worked is a group of eight people would go in and two people
would go to each corner immediately and kill them, and then after this goes on, when you
get the boss down to, I think, 30% HP, it stops shooting the fireballs everywhere, shoots
lasers into the ceiling, all of those ceiling blocks start falling, and then lava starts
filling the room and it gets an aura around it, and you have to DPS race the boss to death
before you die to the fire, and people would beat this, this was actually one of the bosses
in Rotten Mod, all of that was made with Mythic Mobs, and I did that in like an afternoon,
so like, it's pretty fast to iterate shit, like this whole thing got done in a day, and
people loved it and it was cool.
That's our tier six, and that'll be released after we put Neith back out, so, yeah the
enrage phase was pretty cool, I liked watching people who were like, I'm gonna kill it, and
they all rush up, and then they die to the AoE because they just don't have enough healing,
which is funny.
Well, Heartbound will never be released, Heartbound is in early access, and I release a new update
every month, the next update will be all of the storyline paths, which I was working on
just before the stream, yeah, and it's not programming that slows it down, regardless
of what any YouTuber says, it is writing, the dialogue is very branching, it's a choose
your own adventure game, but yeah, so today, I think it's all we need to do today, is build
out those, build out that NPC first, we're gonna do that.
Why is stream freezing for you?
If the stream is freezing for you, turn off your browser entirely and then restart it,
it's a bug with Twitch, it also happens to me, the only thing you can do is fully restart
your browser, don't know why it happens, yep, had you success yesterday in writing dialogue?
I did, yeah, actually, so I added in a couple more routes, one of the biggest things that
I had to put through was, where is it, oh it's not on this list, I need to go add it
back to this list, there was another section that went in here, which is, you went to judgment,
yeah there's another one in here that I have to add, you went to judgment, but told Emilio,
you didn't want things to be this way, and then, you followed through, you didn't follow
through on the MOSFAC, so there was this one, so I added that one in, which was a missing
one, she didn't realize that was missing, so, that's in now, yeah.
The spice melange of soup, yes, this is blocking, don't worry, I'm waiting on the ads, I did
see a Twitter post that was like, this is the only streamer that waits for ads, but
I've been doing that for years, so I thought that was kind of funny, or some dude in FaZe
was like the only streamer that ever waits for ads, and everyone was like, no, so there's
a lot of streamers that do that, which is funny, but yeah, boop ba doop, yeah there's
a lot of them, I'm definitely not the only one, but I was like, I've been doing that
for years, other people have been doing that for years, I'm definitely not the only one,
and he's definitely not the only one, like what are you talking about, this is super
weird, yeah no I'm not the only one, started waiting for ads because of you, good, I think
it's a good thing for the community man, and boop, okay, so, yeah this section that I ended
up adding on another one, so I've got all the dialogue for all these routes done, but
I realized that I missed one, and what that one is, is if you went to judgment, but in
judgment you told Emilia you didn't want things to be this way, which means you never
actually got to resolve things with Fern, because you never got to her, because if you
fail out before that, then you don't actually get to meet Fern, even though you go to judgment,
which was the thing right here where it's like you told Fern you wanted to be this thing,
you told Fern you didn't want things to be this way, but there's a third option, which
is you didn't get the chance, so that got added in today to make sure that that potential
timeline exists, so that's important. But yeah, that's all in now, which is good, and
you didn't go to judgment, and you went to lunch with Rod instead, and then there's timelines
for that, so, whoop, still got shit to build. What is this text file? It's patch notes.
These are all the things that are going into Heartbound in the next patch. Yeah, you're
hearing nothing? That's going to be a nice sign. Do you have a plan of doing an art book
for Heartbound? I would love to have that one. We had some ideas for that early on,
Jay wanted to put together something like that. We wanted to do a digital art book and
just include it in the game files, so you just get it. In fact, if you go to your install
folder for Heartbound, there is actually a folder of backgrounds, so let me actually
go pull that up so you can see it. Hold up. Excuse me. Pull that over there. Go grab this,
and you go to Pirate Software, actually you have to go to Steam, so Games, Steam, Steam
Apps, Common, Heartbound. So inside of the Heartbound installation folder, if it'll load,
there we go, there's one called Wallpapers, and there's actually just a shit load of wallpapers
in here that don't appear in the game. Like all kinds of stuff. So, we're thinking about
just doing it there. You buy the game, you just get it, it's just like in the files.
But there's other stuff that's hidden in here too, like this note to Brazil, which was kind
of cool, because like Cordas and Tigas kind of put us on the map in Brazil in the beginning,
so that's been like hiding in the game forever. Yeah. Go check to LinkedIn? Yeah, here. I
think a lot of people are really kind of weird about this, but no, my work history has been
public forever, man. So you can go look me up on LinkedIn, there I am. And then you can
go to here, and go down to experience, and you can see all of my jobs that I've ever
had. Like that's always been public, that's a thing. So if you are, for whatever reason,
deeply obsessed with my work history, you can have it. You do have to have a LinkedIn
account to see this, I believe, but it's posted in our Discord as well, in the stream chat
as an image. So, yeah. Whoop. All right. Why are people obsessed with your work history?
Because it worked a bunch of different places and they're upset about that, I guess. I mean,
to be real with you, they think it's like some kind of gotcha, but like, eh. It's like,
it's always been public, it's right there. What is it? That symbol, et cetera, is YAML?
No, this is not a YAML file. This is Steam's normal format for putting out patch notes.
So if we go into here, let me go open up Steam real quick, and we go to Heartbound.
We go into Heartbound and we go into the patch notes for the last patch. You can actually
see on here, this format is exactly what you're seeing here. So it says new content H2. It'll
look like this when I release the patch notes. So that's all that is. That's how you put
patch notes formatting in Steam. These dashes, I believe, are some other way. There's something
else that I have to do with that, and I've done it in the past. So like with this, I
just did it like that. There's probably a better way to format that, but eh, players
get it. They understand what it's supposed to be like. So I'm just going to put spoiler
notes on every one of them. They just kind of go from there. So yeah. Yeah. Breaking
news, man used to have a job. Gotcha. Exactly. It's super weird, dude. Whoop. Oh yeah. That's
a pretty one funny one. They said, I still haven't heard how your pen testing to do is
nepotism. No, what they say for that one is they try to say that I was only doing social
engineering at the DOE. Yep. I never got to do social engineering at the DOE. That was
not a thing that was in my purview for that. So my general wheels of expertise are physical
access control systems, wifi related vulnerabilities, web related vulnerabilities, and social engineering.
Never got to do social engineering at the DOE. Wasn't within scope. So yeah, not really
a thing. No, I don't Gilgamesh. I haven't since 2016. It's been nine years. Why is this
LinkedIn Spanish yet? People wanted to know my work history. Alrighty. Let's move on to
the next bit. I'm going to close this out and we need to start making this thing. Let's
see items item. We'll do crafting stations and it's probably going to be Smith and forge.
So I'm going to go drab, grab those. When's the birthday? In three days. It is my birthday
soon. What's up? What is this? Oh, wrathful night. Now the reason why is we get a lot
of people that actually jump in here and then the only thing they say is that because they're
trying to do like a gotcha. It's a lot of people in the community are just kind of sick
of it. So if you were asking in earnest, then it's not your fault. And I'm sorry that people
are upset, but it does make sense that they are upset right now about it because there's
just a million people that just pop in here like, and they just like acting like assholes for no
reason. Yeah. Don't don't. I wouldn't take it personally. Yeah. No worries, man. It's easy.
It's easy for people to be upset about it right now. There's a lot of people that do it in bad
faith is really all it is. Do you have any advice on writing multiple characters? Yeah. I mean,
that's something that I have to do for heartbound all the time, but like it really just comes down
to writing out the character is kind of difficult. So what I do is I write a profile for that
character of like what their aspirations are. And I learned that from doing D&D. So you kind
of write out what is the aspiration of a character based on, you know, do they like certain things?
Do they not like certain things? Which characters do they care about the most? Which ones do they
not like? Why don't they like that character? Why do they like that character? Do they have
any love interests? Do they have any quarrels? Do they have like, what is their upbringing? Right?
You kind of just write out an entire, you know, write up about that character,
about who they are, and then you start writing as them. Yeah. Are we doing heartbound dev on
stream? No, I don't do heartbound dev on stream because it's all writing. If you're interested
in what the next patch is, it's this. Those are all the routes. I failed to verify username. What
the hell is this? What's the number in the corner? Number of people banned on both platforms for
being assholes. Whoop. All right. So we'll go between this. It now, it now records all
bans on YouTube and Twitch and it records unbans on Twitch because YouTube doesn't have like a call
for that, which is super weird. All right. Clear all that out. We're going to go over to Smith
and Forge, which are these two NPCs over here. Smith is the one that actually does all of our
repair powder and our essences. So I think what I will probably do is do Forge and then remove
a bunch of these items. What, what is, what's missing there? Okay. We're going to have to
find out what the hell that is in the first place. That helmet shouldn't be there. These two things
are weird. Oh, it was the chest. There was a chest in there. Yeah. Barrel for compass. Yeah.
I removed the barrel for compass. All right. We got to go look at Forge now. Forge. And we'll see
what items he was actually crafting. So crate compass Murkheim. I think what I'm going to do,
Jake, is I'm going to have Forge give all the compasses, but they require certain levels to
get those and we'll make them cost like 50 coin, something like that. So players can get them. The
tough jerky and tough sandwich. I don't think I'm going to sell those off of the vendor anymore.
Like these three items likely don't need to exist off of this. Cause I think that it undermines the
creation of food from other players. If that makes sense, we can have them drop in chess,
but probably not off of a vendor, if that makes sense. The onion set, I'm definitely going to keep
on this. The onion sword and shield, the onion tools, those can all stay. I think that makes a
lot of sense for this guy to have them for five coin each because players, for whatever reason,
throw their starter gear away and then wonder what to do with themselves when they lose other
shit. It's like, okay. Yeah. Let's see. Oh, let's see. There's an interesting one.
Reported that one, yeah. What are these items for? So these items are kind of for like new players
is sort of the idea with this. I'm going to be adding new compasses to this so that players can
have those. And we're going to put conditions on them for like, what level do you have to be
to get that? And I think I'll do it where it's like two levels before the dungeon, two levels
under what the dungeon's level is. Maybe, maybe the same level as the dungeon. I'm not quite sure
which one I want to do it probably two levels under and then kind of go from there. Are there
any plans for future game jams? So I actually do a game jam every six months and we can go pull this
up here. There are currently 2,890 people signed up for the next one. It starts in three days and
five hours. The one after this is going to be in January. This is our 17th game jam we've ever run.
And there's a shitload of people signed up. So go make some cool men. Yep. You have an estimate
on when chapter three is going to be out. So if you're wondering about, are you mad? What is this
doing? Oh, it's doing a thing. Stop it. I don't want to deal with it. Yeah, that's fine. Nobody
dragged any folders. That was really weird. So if we go and pull this up, I'll show you this
real quick for Heartbound. Who are the judges of the contest? A lot of people. We go into here,
we'll go into games, and then we'll go into Heartbound. This is actually the completion system.
So this is all of the tasks that are outstanding for Heartbound. And it's the Portugal, Portuguese,
Japanese, Russian, Spanish, Brazilian, Portuguese, French, English, and then design, sound, programming,
and art. These are all the rooms that those go to. So this is the world. This is our global
world that hits everything. This is hometown, which is your chapter one. This is the tower,
which was chapter two. And then this is Animus, which has been chapter three. With that,
these two rooms are the only things that are left for Animus. I am currently working on the clash.
And the next portion of the clash is this right here for all these routes for talking to Fern,
specifically, inside of that room. When that room is done, then I just have to do the picnic,
which has, I think, two variant routes. Like, whether you go... Actually, no, four variant
routes. It's... No, no, it'll be two, because you can only go there if you treat the mossbacks
nicely. So it'll either be a route with Shelly or a route with Sheldon, and you have to have treated
them nice, which means it's basically easy as shit. Like, that's nothing. The clash is
16 to 32 routes per character, and there's eight characters to interact with. It's kind of a bitch,
right? So once that one is done, that's the biggie. And then this is done,
and then Animus is finished, because this is all that needs to be finished for Animus.
This down here is what we call floor zero from the tower. Floor zero was, like, some extra shit.
It's actually a puzzle room that is not required for the main storyline, and that is everything
down here. So Snabbit Yard, Rabbit Entry, Mail Room, Snake Home, Ruins, the Vapor Cave. Vapor
Cave's actually done. Possum Store, Possum Shame, Frog Home, Clock Tree, Time Room, and Basil.
None of that needs to be done for Animus to be finished. Then it's Jotunheim, and then we're
done. And that's it. And this doesn't have a lot of route variants. You either start in Niflheim,
or you start in Muspelheim, and you go towards the core. So I'm going to build all of Muspelheim
first, and then build all of Niflheim as a mirror world to Muspelheim, which makes that really easy
to do. Yeah. Ta-da! Clash has a minimum of 128 routes. Well, I mean, it's like 16 to 32 routes
per character. Like, I'll give you a good example of this if we go look at this. So with Fern,
you have a whole bunch of different routes with Fern. And let's just start at, like, the basic
one. You either went to lunch with Fern, or you went to lunch with Road. That goes to those two
routes, right? But there's dialogue that goes along with it. And then from there, you say you
went to Judgment, you didn't go to Judgment, or you went to Judgment and... Did I put this in here?
Yeah. You went to Judgment, or you didn't go to Judgment. And then you have, if you went to
Judgment, you told Fern you wanted things to be this way. You told Fern you didn't want things
to be this way. Or you went to Judgment and you told Emilio you didn't want things to be this
way, which means you never got to meet Fern there. And then, did you follow through or did you not
follow through on every single one of those? Then you didn't go to Judgment, you told Fern you
follow her heart, you told Fern she better play it safe, and how did she take that based on how
much she trusted you because of the way you played in the mini-games with her earlier in the game.
And then you went to lunch with Road, you went to Judgment, or you didn't go to Judgment. If you
went to Judgment, did you kill her? Did you not kill her, but you won? Did you lose, but you moved?
Did you lose, but you didn't move? Four different major routes there. And then you didn't go to
Judgment, Road asked Fern out. Road was too scared to ask Fern out based on the feedback that you
gave. And then I also updated the ARG, which the ARG community is now working on it. And I don't
know where they're at, so I'm gonna have to check. But yeah, that's the next update. It's a shitload
of stuff. So if anyone is like, oh God, the programming is stopping shit. No, this takes
about an hour, hour and a half to implement. It's really fast to implement this. Writing,
it takes a long time. That's kind of what I've been saying for the last year, year and a half,
is that writing is all of the work. And yeah, people just ran away with their own narrative
and didn't actually ask. So hilarious. All right. What's up? Chooser in Adventure was a book series
when I was a kid, so I can gather the problems. Yeah. I mean, like I always wanted it to be a
Chooser in Adventure because I didn't like the ending of like Fallout 4 or Mass Effect,
because it just ends up being, it ends up being like this really weird thing of, I guess illusion
of choice. And that feels like shit. Like I don't like that. I don't like illusion of choice. I'd
rather be like, you made this choice so it matters. It like changes the way the characters treat you
and everything like that. Right? Like that's super important. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Do you still
delete comments, criticizing your code? If you look at the person who just got banned, they said
pirate software is effed, but his mods are more effed. Yeah. That's, that's the quality of posts
that we're banning for just to let you know. Yeah. All right. Let's go into this. We're going to look
at items. We're going to go to quest because quest is the new stuff for that. Yeah. And then we'll
take that and we'll go to compass. Respect to the mods. Yes. French. I don't believe that F stands
for French. Using game maker engine? Not for this project. No. Compass Merkheim is what we're going
to do. Compass sunken, compass krognars bastion, compass neith. So we'll just put that all on forge.
There we go. And I don't think that needs a requirement. Merkheim could just be for anybody.
And we're going to put restrictions on these for player level. I just realized something and I
don't know if this is going to be funny or not. Use a library like yarn spinner for dialogue trees? No.
Here's something I built. Yeah. The reason why I needed to build it is because of like how I set it
up. So if you, well, let me hide this real quick. Cause that's, that'll show dialogue that I don't
want to show off quite yet. Um, we'll go into dialogue in here. We're going to look at lines.
We'll look at, uh, I don't know. We'll do act three, dark world, enus, and we'll do road judge.
I've shoved this off a million times for this. And you're gonna, you're gonna load. This is going to
be weird road judge. You already have road judge open. Dark world clash, dark world road judge.
There we go. And, uh, we'll just pull up the antisocial section and then I'm going to grab
road judge for this as well. And I'll pull it up here. So one sec, grab that and put this here.
So if you're wondering like kind of how this works wrong button, you're wondering how this works.
This is dialogue specifically for road or these tokens for this. And if you look, I've got enums
for every one of the characters is talking. So that actually shows it off to the localization
team because they get exactly what this file is. And you'll see flags like this, the percent 18 in
there, you'll see stuff like this, the dollar symbol 10, and then underscore that is allowing
the entire localization team to add extra stuff to the text in terms of how it is displayed,
what facial expression is being used in real time in the middle of the text as it gets displayed.
So they can change it to make the text wiggly or light on fire or fly around the room,
anything that they need to for every one of those. And because of that, we can put it into stuff
like Japanese and they have full control over where that is displayed inside of each one of
those languages. It's really easy for the localization team to work with this, which is
why I ended up building it that way. It's fast as shit. It's good. Yeah. He has an updated heartbound
for 13 months I read at one point. Yeah. So if you go to our Steam page, you can directly
refute that pretty much instantly because of the fact that I've been posting patch notes,
which you can see in recent events and announcements with dates on them. So yeah,
you should probably stop watching YouTube and absorbing it as fact. It's probably not best for
you. Anyway, let's get back to work. Monthly updates go out every month. Okay.
Yeah. Spamming the chat with all caps like 10 times. Yeah. I'm just going to ban you.
Oh, let's see here. Old YouTube is a nightmare right now and it's exhausting. Oh yeah. YouTube
is. Yeah. It's weird. Okay. So we're going to set up each one of these compasses. I think that'll
be fine. Um, it looks like this one has a weird space in it. I don't know why the hell that's
there. I'm going to save that. Everything here looks like it's set up correctly.
Yeah. I think that's good. So this shit is just, if they don't have the opinion you have,
they get banned? No, that is absolutely not the case. If somebody comes in and insults,
like they're like, you're a bitch, or they just scream incoherent garbage at me. Yeah. I'm just
going to ban them. Like, do you allow someone to walk into your house and shit on your floor?
Do you let them stay afterwards? No. Yeah. It's not really how that works in the real world,
bud. Uh, let's see here. We've got this set up here and I think that'll work. Let me go look
at the layout for this one and then we can kind of fit that onto this. My floor deserved it.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Yes, indeed. How do you keep
going with all the drama going at the moment? Uh, we have a core community that doesn't give
a shit about it. They support me in the things that I do and they like learning from the
community. That's all I have to care about. At the end of the day, you're not going to
please everyone. And for those, they just want to come in and scream horrible shit.
And they weren't going to be part of the community anyway. I'm not worried about it.
And I never will be. This is my ninth account. Obsessed. Obsessed. Account created one minute
ago. This is my ninth account. See that? That guy does that shit for free.
Oh, insane to me, dude. Lift. Dude, I can't wait to have the ants on stream. I hope that
queen does well. It's obsession to the nth degree. No, it's obsession to the ninth degree.
This is their ninth account. Yeah. Sugar. Lift. Lift. Yeah, exactly. Uh, we're going to do,
let me think. Is four the midpoint on that? Four is the midpoint. So we're going to do
two. Yeah, we'll do two, three, four, five, six, and then save that out. Give that a second to pop
up onto the server. Take this over here. Oh yeah, no, it's, it's wild. Serenity. Like it really is.
Quote the raven, that's pretty good. I'm gonna start doing TTS. Jake send me.
Or not? Is TTS broken? Oh. I, uh, I forgot to turn on Speakerbot. That would probably
be a mistake. Hold up. I gotta wait for Speakerbot to start up so we can actually have TTS. Yeah.
Uh, it looks like Piccolo113, you got the curse quest, so if you're there, at me and
say hello. Yeah. Yup. Oh, and if you're wondering about that subject, I'm not gonna talk about
it, dude. Uh, we auto-banned for it in the chat because of how insufferable it is. Yup.
Alright. Waiting on this. Piccolo, are you there? Okay, do you want art cooking or interpretive
dance, dude? You have to choose. You must choose. Oh, and by the way, I wanna let you guys know,
Jake is the only moderator on staff right now. He's doing all of this shit solo. With Heimdall.
And that's it. It's just Jake and Heimdall right now. Like a boss. Yeah. Jake is a goddamn wizard.
Jake is go-to, though? Yes. Alright. Uh, Jake, I wanted to let you know that, um, we're including
you in the next cloning program, so you'll be just like a clone-o soon. So, yeah. That was in
the contract, so don't worry about it. Yup. Sick? Nice. Alright, you want art? Let me think about
an art quest for you, Piccolo. Also, every time I see, like, cause you, your name is Piccolo113,
your background is Piccolo, your icon is Piccolo, and I just think of 30 on 30 every time I look at
you. Because I'm not a big fan of the government. So, with that in mind, what can we put? What,
we're gonna have, you have to draw me as Piccolo. That's right. There you go. Let's ruin everything.
Oh, wait, wait. Draw me as Piccolo? Watching Krillin die yet again. There we go. That's,
that's how you do it. Yeah. He dies every goddamn time. Dragon Ball's wasted so many times on that
little shit. I swear to God, man. Yeah. Uh, PR sick? Thank you. Hope you're having a good day,
man. You didn't have to add that? I didn't have to, but I did. Yeah, goddamn it, Krillin. Why so
many ads? I run ads every 30 minutes, and I pause the stream during the ads. So, we're just gonna
wait. Nah, Toshi, I'm not planning on it. Yeah, not planning on it at all. Ads are over, but yeah,
for those who don't know, I pause for ads. I always have, we have this overlay pop up,
and we just gotta chill. We're waiting for it. Bezos usually changes based on the game that I'm
currently playing or doing, so there's, like, a whole meme with that. But yeah, no, always pause
for ads. Yep. How do Curse Quests work? How does one get one? It is a channel point thing at the
beginning of the stream, and only one person gets it. Boop. Buh. This is a quest item. Why is that
not working? Holy shit. Thank you for the 20 gifted subs. Skims. It's incredibly nice of you.
What is wrong with this? I'm gonna go read the server error, because I don't see anything wrong
with this. Seriously, thank you. That's super nice of you, man. Ah, auth code. One sec.
Guild Wars 2 announcement for their new expansion is coming on Tuesday? Dude, I gotta catch up.
That's frickin' awesome. I haven't played Guild Wars 2 in a while. Maybe we'll play that, man.
Where is my login? Is it this one? Nope, not that one. There it is. And we're in. What is the error?
Oh. What? Did this not save? Hold up. Oh, I'm an idiot. As I go, what the hell? This didn't save.
I forgot to hit the save button on this file. Oh, man. There we go. Okay. Now we're good. Hey,
they work. Nice. Yeah, this looks good. This actually looks really good. Stop deleting comments.
Stop saying stupid shit. Let's see. Prognus Bastion is in there, and then Temple of Neith,
Rotten Maw. Everything here works. I'm gonna move these down. We'll put the pieces in there,
and then I think the next thing we'll have to do is we'll have to do cores, and we'll put the core
directly underneath these. I think that'll work pretty good. How's your dad? He's doing good.
Whoop. One sec. And an apple is your favorite kind of apple? I don't like apples. Shay likes
Cosmic Crisp. I don't like apples. Yeah. Yeah, I did, Teemo. Let's see. Granny Smith? No, dude,
I don't like apples. I like peaches, man. Peaches are the way. Yeah, I don't like apples. It's not
my thing. We're gonna go to consumable. How do you like these apples? Yeah. Do you like apple
pie, though? Depends. Is it like a low sugar kind of apple pie? Mangoes are best? Shay likes
mangoes. That's a Shay thing. Yeah. You ever had a Honey Bell Orange? No. I don't know what that is.
I've never had that. I like peaches, though, man. I like peaches. I like pears. I like kiwis. Those
are all good. I like those a lot. The funniest thing, though, is we got kiwis recently, and we
got these golden kiwis, and then Shay just ate a shitload of these kiwis. And then I was like,
hey, Shay, did you look at them? Because each kiwi was 100% of your daily value of vitamin C,
which is like a lot of vitamin C when you eat like four kiwis in a day. Yeah, no scurvy. That's
true. Vitamin C maxing, dude. I just eat my vitamin C and gummies, dude. Bro, what? Joseph?
That's just rude. I had the vitamin C gummies. I'm eating mine right now. Kiwis wither without
the skin? It depends on the kiwi. Some of them have pretty normal skin. Some of them have skin
that's tough and really bitter. Like golden kiwis, you can eat the skin. Normal kiwis,
sometimes the skin is really bitter. Like really bitter. It depends. It depends. It's grim, dude.
It's grim, dude. Don't eat the skin? Flintstones gummies? No. It's the Kirkland brand vitamin C
gummies. Glorious. I eat two of them a day, because I don't eat enough fruit. Yeah, Costco,
man. All right. Mmm. I also have to add conditions for this. We'll go into crafting stations and do
like... Let's think about this. Kill underscore Roy with 500 bits said I had a question about
game design in regards to multiple paths. Oh, by the way, before I forget. Sure, what's up? Hemingway
put up a long brick dividing wall outside his home, but he was super drunk the whole time,
so it came out all curvy. Nice. Anyway, with multiple paths, how do you know which one to
focus on first? I just do them in order. I write all the paths down that need to be written down,
like this one. You can see these are all the paths that are available for Fern for the next update,
and I just go down the list and write them. It's not hard to do. The hard part is figuring out
which ways the character needs to feel, and then from there writing is just time-consuming. Just
takes time. It's like printing the game at that point. It's like a 3D printer, you know? Takes
time, but it's not as spooky as you would think. Conditions. Conditions. Conditions. Where is the
condition for this? Do I not have a condition on building this? I guess it'll let you build it,
but you have to... Maybe it's rune carving? Might be rune carving that we do this on. There we go.
Actually. Actually. Hmm. This only checks for profession level. I think we have a class level
checker. I think that's one that we have to fix. Yeah, let me check that real quick. It's under
conditions. We should just be able to be... Hey Jake, do you know if class for us is actually...
Do we know what class it is? I don't know if we could do this. Actually, I think we just do level.
I think level is actually still set up in there. Never mind. I think we're good. Yeah,
I think we're good. This will just be our normal class level. Yeah. Yep. I think that works fine.
It'd be three levels below. Three levels below seems like it might be correct. It's probably
gonna kick your ass in there, but three levels below makes the most sense. Do 22,
and then this will be 35, so make that 32, and then this will be 50, so make that 47. That seems
right. Actually, make that 45. Alright, we'll save that out, and then I'll see what that looks like
in game. Is the 50-90 worth buying? Dude, I'm not getting one. I have a 40-90, and I have no reason
to switch it out, to be honest with you. Literally none. Some of the strings used for DRM checks
should be obfuscated. Bro, the DRM check is one line long, and it's just checking to see if you
run it through Steam. It's like a minimum barrier to entry. I don't care if somebody pirates the
game. Alright, nice. Okay, this is gonna be just fine. Why is that one not working? What? What?
What? Why is that not functioning? The hell is going on here? Oh, that's why. We have the same
token twice. Nevermind. Fixed. Okay, so next one is gonna be the cores. We're gonna do core,
rudimentary, core, rudimentary. We're gonna make this into a consumable, and we need to start
thinking about what materials go into building this. So, when we go and look at another one of
these, when we create something else, we'll look at crafting, crafting stations, and do Chef Axel.
Good old Chef Axoloto, dude. Grab that, go back to Forge, put that up here, and there we go. And now
we can start putting items on this. Who would win, a million lines of code or a squiggly boy
without a friend. 100% the squiggly boy, dude. Squiggly boy always wins, dude. Whoop. How about
abandoned? Last update was May 28th. Next update was gonna be this month. That was the June update.
I also updated on May 1st. You should probably go look at the Steam page. Let's see. You wished
your game to be unpiratable? No, you likely saw the short where I was talking about that for
Champions of Breakfast, because with Champions of Breakfast, they took a novel approach, just
something kind of funny, which was to make our save file the achievements for the video game,
of which there's 160 achievements. It's not technically unpiratable, but it is harder to
pirate because it's weird. It's like a weird way to do it. Just funnier. You'd have to create a
local achievement cache, which you could do, but why would you want to, right? The idea is it's a
$3 video game, and that's a lot of effort. So you could do it, but you probably wouldn't, right?
At the end of the day, piracy is an issue of economics and distribution more than anything
else. If the game is too expensive, you're gonna pirate it. If the game is not available in your
region, you're gonna pirate it. A big part of what I've done over the years is try to get
developers to realize that they need to relocalize their prices for regions like Brazil, and Poland,
and Australia, and New Zealand, because those four regions generally get left behind and they
have to pay astronomical fees for video games. And it's worked. I've been quite happy with that.
Yeah, Brazil mentioned. Always mentioned Brazil. Okay, so, um, and Russia. Unfortunately with
Russia right now, you can't really price a lot of stuff, and the reason why is because of the
economic sanctions. It ends up being really difficult for that. Can you add Greece to that
list, please? The biggest problem with Greece is you guys use the euro, and because of that,
since you're in the same economic zone for the euro as, say, Germany, it's really hard to price
games for Europe. That ends up being very difficult on Steam, because if I wanted to price
a euro zone, you know, pricing for that, it's gonna impact a shitload of countries. You kind
of have to choose a middle ground, which is usually really cheap in Germany and really
expensive in Greece, but kind of okay for everybody else, if that makes sense. It sucks,
honestly. Yeah. Yep. Boop. Core rudimentary, we've got... I gotta think about what ingredients
we even want to use for this. I think rudimentary might just end up being coin. Pristine is gonna
be a bunch of stuff. I just don't know what I want it to be quite yet. Buh. There we go. I think
the core for this is gonna be kind of expensive, because this is Tier 1, which is just a meme,
right? We won't have any ingredients for that. We're just gonna have a Bitcoin.
Core 2, Tier 2, is going to be Wood, Stone, and Hide, but I need to figure out how much of each,
because this is gonna be the economy driver for the low-level player. Legitimately so. The next
thing that's important is, do we make it so that you have to use a core to upgrade to the next
core? And I think the answer to that is yes. And the reason why I think the answer to that is yes
is because we need low-level players to stay in the economy. So either I make it so that they use
all the materials from the ones from before, like it will always cost 50 coin, and then everyone
past this also always uses these, right? Or I make it so that you have to make this one to make
the next one to make the next one. I think the better way to do this, we need to use for lobster
seals and stuff? Yeah, even for Tier 4. Bingo. I think what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna make it so
the core just uses those materials. So it'll just be this giant laundry list of materials kind of a
thing. I think that's probably the better way to do this. I could also make it use the core from
below so that you kind of upgrade previous cores. Like imagine this, right? Schnappi,
imagine you are in Sunken Cells, you find a Tier 3 core, and you can upgrade that to Tier 4.
I think that's more fun, right? Yeah, because then you can farm Tier 3 and then upgrade that
to Tier 4 so there's a reason to buy those from the economy. So I'm gonna do that. That's how
we're gonna do this. That way it stays in the economy. And it stays relevant is the biggest
idea. So we'll do it like that. And then this will work exactly the same way. And we'll make
this be like, I don't know, four of each. Something like that. Yeah. That's exactly what you had in
mind when you suggested the core system. Good. Guys, I think this is just like better. Ends up
being more fun this way. And I'm gonna redo the amount of coin that they all cost and all that
shit that's not done yet. Boop. Also, your name Turd Ferguson is pretty good. If you want a good
rundown of it, on my YouTube channel I have one called Anything for Content. You can just watch
that video. It's still relevant. Okay. Back to this. Heimdall's eating well today. That's
actually counting both Heimdall and Jake's work. Jake is solo modding all of this right now.
Easily. Wild. Yeah. Jake kicks ass. Jake is a beast. Yeah, that's actually why we started the
Jake cloning program. Soon we're gonna have a number of him. So... And no, none of them can
have bread. Yeah. The Baconomicon. Okay. So, we're gonna do two materials on this one.
We're gonna do Lobster Soul. We're gonna do Necronomicon. One Necronomicon, 64 Lobster Souls.
Alright. Just so you know, Schnappy, before you freak out at the cost of Lobster Souls. I am
making them just as rare as... What are they called? Bacon Bits. So we're gonna redo that.
So not gonna just drop off bosses. They're gonna drop off everything. Yeah. Lobster Soul.
Lobster Soul. There we go. Yeah. So we're gonna do that. And that'll be... Each one of these cores
is gonna kind of go up like that. And I think that'll work just fine. And we'll work on the
pricing of these next. Core Haunted. Core Pork. Pork. Pork Core. And then this one will be
Bacon Bits. And then we'll do the next one. Cursed Sand and Cursed Cartouche. Okay. So the next one
is Core Horrid. This one's gonna be a bit different. Okay. So this one's gonna be a
little bit different. We're gonna have Tainted Metal go on this. Tainted Metal and then probably
one of each of the souls that go into that. Because that is tier six. That's the big boy
endgame shit. Which is the most important thing for this. So Frozen Soul, Branded Soul,
Corrupted Soul, Righteous Soul. One of each of those. Which is probably gonna change some of
this stuff. You know? Yeah. Talk to your parents more while they're still around,
man. I talk to my dad every week. I call my grandma every week. Super important to me.
Yeah. Always do that. One of the things that you should realize about your family,
if you care about them and you talk to them, if you only call them once a year,
ever, you need to understand that that means, let's say that they live five more years,
ten more years. That's five or ten calls. Call them every week, it's 52 times a year.
So you have to think about how many more interactions do you get to have,
and then change the way that you interact based on that. You know? But yeah, I talk to my dad
all the time over Discord. It's constant. And he streams too, so I see him there all the time too.
Let's see. All right, these are done. You didn't think of that? Bro, I put that out
in a short years ago. Rudimentary, pristine, haunted, pork, cursed. Where'd that last one go?
Boo? What? Oh, that's why.
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or the last one that i played was called secret hitler which is super fun it's the same as
werewolf exact same gameplay but um stuff like that is cool i like i like kind of community card
game stuff or um god what else trying to remember yeah stuff like that yeah secret hitler is super
fun that's a that's a wild secret what secret hitler so the idea is like everybody gets a card
one guy is hitler and they have to like trick you into thinking they're not
it's the same as werewolf where like one guy is the werewolf and they have to trick somebody
to trick everyone else into thinking they're not the werewolf while they murder everyone
same shit exact same video game or exact same not video game card game rather super super fun yeah
like mafia mafia is the same thing isn't that mafia werewolf mafia secret hitler all the same
it's all exactly the same yeah among us with cards there you go you got it that's exactly it
exploding kittens is pretty funny yeah yeah town of salem exactly you're getting it it's the same
thing but there's a ton of different variants of that and they're all very fun oh you thought
werewolf the apocalypse no no no card game card game and it's specifically the um like town of
salem style card games yeah remember playing werewolf at like 3 a.m at packs in the lounge
hell yeah oh it's super funny blood on the clock tower is another similar one i don't think i've
seen that one i think you got like 200 board games in this house jesus that's that's nuts
that's a shitload there we go all right so now now we have origin we have rudimentary core
we have murkheim christine core sunken cells haunted core progners bastion pork core
and devil of neith first core and then rotten maw and the wrong core the wrong core but why
that doesn't make any sense core pork core cursed core horrid oh oh the name is wrong all right now
it's fixed this is why we check things the string was wrong on it nope send it to his p.o box for
cremus if you have something to send to the p.o box please do in fact i have something to show
off from the p.o box one sec it's kind of fun all right so people send me weird 3d printed shit all
the time uh but i have just did a ton of these now these were all sent to me and they they're
dune worms and it's just a whole it's a whole pile of dune worms so i have just like just a shitload
so yes it's just shy halud it's a million shy haluds so i have these all now just here on my
desk yeah put them in a jar i kind of want to but like look how well they're like they're so wiggly
they're so wiggly way too small i mean how else am i going to extract the water of life
right you know just like let him go let him go they're so tiny and creepy and they're like really
really well printed too like if you look at it like they're really well printed and actually
horrifying so thank you uh this came with some other stuff too there was like a tiny ferret and
some other things that went with it was very nice but this is i have so many of these there's one
two three four five six seven eight nine there are ten of no wait there's another one there are
eleven of them there are eleven worms there are so many worms so nice i have a i have a 3d printer
here in my office and i haven't used it and the reason why is i'd probably just make these a
million horrifying deeply horrifying nice he's going full worm yes who would win alaskan bull
worm or shy halud shy halud no no question yeah did he 3d print bajo as you can see bajo has
already been 3d printed there he is yeah this is a 3d printed bajo in his larval form actually
yeah horrifying isn't it there he is so if you don't know bajo bajo is another streamer in
here spelled b a j o and uh this is what he looked like as a child it's true larval bajo yeah i have
many of them there they are who's that uh australians rise up australians whoever watched good game
oh god it's loud jesus who is uh who's ever watched good game australians do you remember
that guy who hosted it do you remember him remember that remember that dude that dude
you know he streams he's a really good buddy of mine i've known him for like i don't know i'm
gonna say six or seven years at this point why are you doing this twitch i just want to see the
bajo yeah he streams he streams uh it's b a j o he's got a four-letter name yeah hex and bajo he
actually streams with hex sometimes too hex stuff yeah so go follow him dude's awesome yeah super
awesome actually good dude oh somebody already shouted him out yeah he was you know he's great
to be real with you he's a good buddy of mine very funny human being and you should absolutely check
him out check out his stuff he's the poo jogger don't say that that's horrifying why are you like
this you can also throw a brick at him on his stream if you throw bits you can actually throw
brick at him you can also hit him with a bird yeah yeah that's the thing kronos has just sent
me a message and it shows an image that says unbanned request 810 requests and then the word
content in all caps so i think that's what kronos is doing on his stream oh no kronos what are you
doing oh he's playing that dune he's doing yeah he's gonna play unbanned bingo later very nice
banana peel stream yes yeah bajo banana bajo is gonna do bingo yeah bajo bingo or not bajo kronos
is gonna do bingo thanks brain yeah kobolds are better than goblins i gotta make those channels
and make those channels i have to do that yeah should be a lot you get banned on twitch after
one question imagine going into the youtube and letting us know you got banned on the other
channel why did you tell on yourself now you're bad there too you fool you could have lurked
why you work for a big gaming syndicate no what i'm an indie dev dude uh let's see
snitch we've had a snitch oh wait it's the same person exactly it says bajo's last stream 16 days
ago i want to message him see if he's okay bajo also bajo's official discord managed to get the
member tag of poop which is deeply hilarious so he has the tag of poop which i i think is
fantastic but i sent him a i sent him a message i'm asking if he's okay because
i've been in line for 16 days it's quite a while yeah especially when you're streaming that's a bit
budget recovering from back surgery yeah i knew he was recovering from back surgery but 16 days
is very very long time um i just hope he's doing all right i'll just i'm just gonna hit him up find
out it's good dude okay all these new items are now in um i will probably do this we're gonna do
two six seven and then take that one off and make this 14 15 16 so that it looks a little
bit better uh we'll take these off now we'll go down the list so one two three four
and then one two one two three four five okay so we could probably do this as
for the next layer we'll go down by one go down by two so to be 19 and then 28 29 and then actually
it'd be 29 30 30 and then 32 and 33 then for the next row we can do for the sword and the shield
we could do 39 and 41 and then save that and see what that looks like see if it looks good
see if it looks good tomorrow's his next stream that's good yeah i mean like i'm kind of worried
about him though if he hasn't been online for that long that looks nice we like that and then
we could do probably the last set of stuff down at the bottom how do you tts so tts system on here
is pretty unique basically every time someone throws 500 bits or a uh amount of super chat it
goes into here i am behind so these pending actions you can see all of these when i hit
this button it eats one then does this sasho wind feather with 500 bits said yard cheer
500 good morning thaw any suggestions on how to find a good farm to buy a one-quarter cow from
oh we want to support local and get a decent price but i see tons of m near me and don't always trust
google reviews honestly call them up like that's gonna be a vibe check thing dude like we i think
when we did it we ended up calling through a whole bunch of different ones and they're like asking
like hey hey like what's up like what are you doing can you tell me about your business can
you tell me about delivery can you tell me about the charges like all of that kind of stuff and
you find one that makes sense for you i know that's kind of like a cop-out answer but like
there's no other good way to do it you have to call them and you have to find out more about
their business the one that we go through is one that is actually like super important it's in or
like the super important thing for it is that they don't ship the whole cow piece right they butcher
it they package all of it they freeze it they send it along frozen and then we can actually just put
it in our freezer or they ship it when it's doesn't need to be frozen because it's a very
short shipment inside of a refrigerated car you know and that's it you know yeah that's the whole
point with that and then if you go into here you can see that answered tts will actually have your
message god damn it i clicked on the thing below it and i was trying to shrink it there we go
answered tts now has their message with their name and a timestamp to that now if i don't answer your
message by the end of the stream which does happen sometimes that goes into debt which you can see
here and then you can go to the pinned messages and you can see receipts for where that debt goes
to we actually pay that out to charity payments and that's it so that goes out to different
charities with all the receipts there uh do you think that the the word mana being banned
instantly is uh like too much no because those are people that have literally been posting that
like spastically and obsessively since january and that's like their only thing that they ever
say so they just show up they post that in chat and then they get banned and they've been doing
it for half a year it's still like nah i'm happy with just banning that shit yeah yeah literally
since january so no no the word mana is not insta banned but if that's the only message they've ever
sent it's very clear why they're here and it's been since world of warcraft world of warcraft
classic in january it's like okay bud like that man all right okay makes sense yeah it's just
it's just obsessive behavior dude it's all that shit is that wow stuff is still happening yeah
it's like about a third of our bands generally uh okay so these items are now in we'll go onto
these we've got one two three four five that's fine there and we'll go 39 sets could be 48
47 47 48 49 50 51 52 actually we just go to 51 because we only have five items
boop yeah bitch i did which ferret is the most adorable mouse easy 100 easy straight up yeah
easy peasy uh dav uh if you want to talk about that do it somewhere else and if you want to know
why uh just watch my videos on it they've been out for a year okay so i think this ui looks fine
um i might put the sword and the shield on the outsides of this and can move those up because
it looks a little bit weird this way i don't really like them on a different line like this
yeah i think i'm gonna do the armors we'll do six across i think that would be better
maybe i don't know how i want to do this it sucks because we don't have seven it's just not equal
let's go leave it the way it is i think yeah dude what are you talking about dude yeah i have no
idea what dude is talking about there's a 2k stream resolution work in ms edge i have no idea
yeah it's new so i'm not sure what the hell is this bro what okay here's here's how this is
gonna go i'm banning that and we're getting rid of this insane behavior very nice insane dude
what was hell what the hell was that somebody freaking out over something that's not a problem
yeah really weird basically running out of animations to try to generate new ammunition
that doesn't exist trying to say that i'm somehow ableist now what are we working today um we're
putting in new items to this vendor yeah let's see here yeah exactly anapelli that's wild dude
talk about reach let's see we've got okay these are all in the vendor i think we're good to go
on this the ui doesn't look very clean or good but i think this is fine for now yeah i think
those are good so this new vendor is up on to the next uh i need to take a look at balance on this
let's think about this if we have if we have five thousand uses of something and we get
corruption let me think about the amount of corruption we get so we've got the consumable for
corruption on this and it looks like for a hundred percent we get point four percent corruption
across the character for a hundred percent and that means it's a thousand total uses
of one of those yeah it's it's not dope in the united states not even a little bit
um so we get point four percent on that across a thousand uses we'll get five thousand uses of
it for four percent do i want the core to be a five percent use that's kind of what i'm thinking
of right now the cores are two percent but i think making them five percent makes the most
sense yeah i think we'll do it as five percent for each one of those yeah we'll do that all right
yeah we're gonna change this to five
percent for each one of these boop so all right well the cores do five percent
so that will be just about six thousand five hundred ish uses I think is there
seven thousand five hundred uses because every 1% yeah somewhere around there
which is good can you tell me how much progress is left in a heart bone sure
boop here's the entire master sheet for all the all the things that need to be
done for harpoon for every single one of the sections we have to do the art
programming sound design English French Brazilian Portuguese Spanish Russian
Japanese and Portugal Portuguese and then we take that and if you come all
the way down here you go to picnic and the clash those are the last two rooms
that I have to do for all of animus when those are finished we're done with
animus that's it and I work on the clash every day the section that I'm working
on for the class right now is all of these timelines for fern when that
section is done I will be moving on to I think avocado and then after that is
Shelley and then after that is Sheldon and then I'm done with the clash so yeah
it's a whole bunch of different shit that has to get done so that in mind
you've got picnic and the clash and then this stuff down here is not required for
the course storyline for animus so we'll be moving on to Jotunheim I'm going to
be doing Muspelheim first which is these sections and then doing a mirror world
for Niffleheim and that's it done what is the difference between 80 and 90
percent it's just the amount of text that I have left that I feel is left to
do in that room that's all waiting on the ads after heart bone you keep using
game maker probably depends on what I'm making not code it's configuration one
sec getting rid of that this is heart bound song yes you write the entire
story and lore of the game yes all right ads are over okay these are done these
are set at 5% let's go take a look at this let's go put text on these we'll be
coming back to monster wilds yes yeah I'm kind of waiting for the performance
of that game to improve while you're working attempt directory I'm putting it
directly on the server button is there free tier for game maker it is $100 one
time you can also use it for non-commercial use free yep all right go
pop this up um I need to write a section for this to talk about it can be used
to reduce its corruption or but that is powder for all these and then we can go
grab this go back to or grab that put it under this there we go we do core t1 I
think that works easy peasy and then we'll put the core tiers on each one of
these and I think we need to put something on these save that close that
done you know the answer to that frosty how does this better to use vs code even
for config because the formatting and readability I mean it doesn't really
matter you just use whatever works here yeah trying to think of what we need to
do with this so the next thing that we have to do is I have to change repair
type systems for basically everything I also need to change it so that we can
say which tier we need for I think ruins I think rune carving needs to be
changed for that so each rune tier needs to be changed to say like what tier of
rune can be used and what tier of core needs to be used to repair the problem
is we have a tier that says like epic we don't have like t1 display displayed for
the player right that's not shown anywhere so I think what we need to do
is I need to basically go into the armor system now and pull out the different
names for this shit and we'll pull out like displayed type mining armor but
we'll pull out this and then do it as something along the lines like this
displayed type or v1 right and then I can go into our auction house tool and
change the auction house to be able to pull all the different court tiers if
that makes sense and we'll probably put like or we'll put like t1 core maybe you
one core I don't know how we want to display this yeah hmm what way looks
better is t1 good or bad it's the tier so like t1 2 3 4 5 6 higher is better
right he's sort of the idea there do you have any other game project after
heartbound yeah eventually but nothing we're doing right now so I think that
works there is a t6 yes t6 is part of rotten maw which is not out yet there's
something that we used to have out but we changed it ages ago I'm trying to
think of how we're gonna display this I think t1 is gonna be right but I'd like
to do this for all the armor as well so this would be instead of mining armor
would be t1 mining armor right so then that way the player knows like which
tier is this they can look at a glance to understand it instead of it being
like esoteric right yeah thank God the tiers go up in number what why would
they go down that'd be really weird right yeah yeah some game has tier one
is the highest that sounds like a mess what happens if you want to add more
content like then do you do tier zero that's weird yeah we have like rarity
classes I'd say buckets of art like we do have rarity classes like common
uncommon rare etc but having tiers is probably better within that as well yeah
so I think tears for the cores tears for the armor those both make sense so
probably gonna go along that route not as weird as long as it works yeah it's
more of like how do we want that to look great cuz like it when I'm gonna make
this change I have to sit down and go okay what is this gonna look like how
does this all get changed let's go from there and then we're gonna take all of
that and we'll put it in every one of these items once the item is set up how
does it look and then we make all the changes to everything right to make sure
that all the tiers look like this and now it's a standard for the game if that
makes sense because like that's a lot of work to put in and it has to make sense
because I have to go through and change all of those right did you work on Delta
rune no what yeah now call it tears at all use color green blue purple no we'd
run out of colors tear tear is much better much much better you still have
viewers yes in fact we've got like 4,000 people over and I think in total right
now yeah it's the same picture legendary tier no I mean we've got legendaries but
legendaries can be within a tier so you can say like this is a tier 3 legendary
this is a tier 5 legendary and it's a very different from each other right
yeah so shot it only so you're listening work shame yeah that's fine you can just
colorize a tier when it's the max it can be yeah I mean the thing is you you
could do like tier 7 and then do common to legendary within tier 7 right like
the tier ends up being the most important thing for that so I think I
think that's important because right now we do it all based on rarity I'm not
gonna be doing tiers for say materials I am gonna be doing tiers for armor
weapons and cores because that makes the most sense materials don't need tears
they just need rarity yeah go take a shower Dookie maybe you won't have this
problem so I think we can do that we'll do tiers for each one of those I'm gonna
go through them there we go do you plan on releasing harp on other platforms
other than PC in the future it's already on Steam Deck and that's kind of where
I'm at right now there we go so we can save this save that I don't want to go
see what that looks like on the items themselves yeah tears are basically the
item bases exactly yeah so you can see up at the top it says t1 mining armor
right and I think that looks really good because right now it's just t1 mining
armor or mining armor and I think putting the t1 on that is that's just
better it's kind of like in Dune Awakening where you have like mark 1
mark 2 mark 3 right same exact shit exact same shit we look at these you can
see that's tier 1 core tier 2 core and we can look at the tier 1 core and it
says can be used to reduce an items corruption or to craft an entirely new
item within this tier and it's a tier 1 right and I'm gonna reduce the length of
the text is too long used to reduce the corruption of an item within this tier
or you craft a new item within it's here there we go save that out and then take
a look at see what this looks like must be easier way to get pant plant fiber in
Dune there is not it can be used to reduce the corruption of an item within
this tier or to craft a new item within this tier and I kind of like that I
think that works I don't think there's a problem with this yeah yeah I think it
looks good yeah I think looks good I think it makes sense I mean part of this
is that every item needs to have a tier so the next thing that needs to happen
is Jake's got a piece of stuff that he's got to work on where it says repair type
on this so everything that says repair type all right now is gonna be changed
to repair type powder we're gonna switch that across 280 pieces of armor right
now but the idea is that it will look like this so that we can have a list of
different types of repair types that are allowed right and then that way you have
to match core tier 1 with a tier 1 item you have to match core tier 2 with a
tier 2 item that is the whole point with that so that's on Jake's backlist or
backlog right now and that has to be finished before block game comes out
like it has to be we there's there's no other that that is a mandatory thing for
the new system yeah we could battle past no dude so that works yeah I think this
will work just fine for this Thor will add microtransactions hell no I won't
that is absolutely not the case yep I just have to write dialogue for all the
routes this is the dialogue that's going into the next patch and I've got it
basically finished I've got some string review to do and then we're good then it
goes in so that's the next update for her pound you're played polyam no I've
not nope no you can't pay real money for in-game cat ears no you cannot you need
a game pass for 2x dialogue speed dude horse armor no dude no horse armor I
swear to God is PSN recount required no bro what I hate PlayStation I actually
don't like Sony publishing at all dude made that very clear modern meters horse
girl armor probably that's probably accurate what day is it it's the 14th
nice doo-doo-doo easy mica Punk is more jam than horse rules is more your jam
than horse girls I haven't checked it out yet but mica Punk actually looked
pretty goddamn cool so I'll probably be checking that out okay now we need to
check probably every tier of this hey Jake I know you're just doing mod only
stuff right now but I have it I have a question for you do you want the repair
type to be delimited by this so we can say core t1 or do you want it to be
delimited by pipe when you're feeding it into the Java band numbers getting
slightly cut off on the right side probably true depends depends on the old
Jake arena which do you desire Jake both are equally easy to implement which
you prefer I'm gonna say pipe pipe looks better yeah oh it is getting cut off let
me um let me switch this over to where is it is it twitch UI this affects front
I'm dull kills why is it getting cut off weird I don't know why it's getting cut
off all right I'll do it as a pipe then and we'll just have a list delimited by
pipes easy peasy yeah yep and I'll just put this on each one of them it depends
on which tier it's going to be so and we'll go to this repair type is gonna be
core tears it's gonna be so much work what do you think about cutting Jesus
calling you out I think he's striving to be relevant so he can sell you more 360
dollar an hour training sessions while bashing on an engine that uh I built a
framework in eight years ago you know it's probably that sounds about right
yeah well knowledge should be free by the way
sales courses yeah for like three hundred and fifty dollars an hour enjoy
that loved generating as much drama as possible for revenue dude I'm in the
wrong business dude I know right yeah knowledge should be free why do you
think we have the discord set up the way we do speaking of which we set this up
yeah if you're wondering why heartband is structured the way that it is I made
it in GMS 1.4 which back then I don't believe we had structs and we did have
enums which is why enums are used for all of the character expressions so you
can find that throughout pretty much every one of the dialogue files since
people have decompiled it now yeah so memes and there's no reason for me to
update it now because it runs on a smart fridge if it stopped being relevant
stopped working on modern hardware then I'd update it but why would I need to do
that doesn't stand in the way of making the game the only thing that does is
writing of which there are a shitload of goddamn routes so I have to all the time
and that's it it's just writing frameworks done been done don't update
shit that ain't broke I have to go and put these up on here too yes I did the
BZA ages ago back in 2016 man core three two three two three bro I have no
idea Alker yeah if you updated you get a billion new and exciting bugs or I could
just write the dialogue for the video game and implement it with
implementation takes like an hour so it doesn't matter yeah I think that's the
thing that's funniest about it it's like it's a framework that's old but it works
just fine so who gives a shit and it was made in another time when that engine
supported very little it's your favorite book mmm probably the dragon writers of
pern series by and McCaffrey it's a lot of books in that book dude look I wish
we had a system that would auto generate this I don't have anything in probably
build a tool for it later let's see if this looks good as the mo language I
mean not really it's a configuration doesn't really matter much it is not
programming it is just config files so that we can feed it into Java so that we
can hotfix items in the video game that looks good yeah that looks really good
nice yeah Jake until until you get that implementation in these are no item is
going to be repairable after I make these up
So after this goes, once we have these tiers in, no item will be repairable until you finish that update.
I'm going to make it so all of them can be repaired with powder and then they have to be repaired by the tier within.
I'm also going to go and do updates for all the runecarving right now.
So where we have runecarving like this, I'm going to try to put runecarving T5 like that and just see what it looks like.
I don't know if this is a list or if we have to do it with an underscore, so I need to do some testing.
Yeah. What changes are you making? I'm making it so that every item in the game has a tier associated with it, if it is an equippable item.
Then from there we're making it so that each one of the cores can repair only its own tier.
That way you can't use a rudimentary core to remove corruption off of a tier 6 item.
We want it to be a tier 6 core for a tier 6 item, right?
So that way, that way it actually matters for this. That way, yeah, it makes sense.
And then the next thing that I'm doing is I'm making it so that only a tier 5 item can have tier 5 runes in it.
So that way you can't put tier 5 runes on a level 1 item and become an absolute badass at level 1.
We don't really want that. We don't want power creep to be based on professions server-wide for new players.
We want it to be based on their current level. So that's important as well.
Basically no endgame gems on new gear.
Yeah. Can you put tier 4 runes in a tier 5 item?
I think that's something we may have to change.
We may have to change the way that rune carving works to get that to work.
That's a good choice, right? I think what it should be is it should be tier 5 is the maximum.
So if we say tier 5, it should be tier 5 1 through 5, right?
I think you're right about that. I don't know how we would display that.
Because right now, the way the system works is it's 1 to 1.
So if it's a tier 5 item, it gets tier 5 runes.
Does that make sense? Yeah.
Yep.
Waiting on adds.
And we're back.
Adds are over. There we go.
One sec.
I'm done.
Does it mean you'll eventually need to update Heartbound Framework to the current version of the engine?
We're already in the current version of the engine.
It still runs just fine. There's no reason to change it.
I mean, if I wanted to do a full refactor, I could.
But what is the benefit?
To gain more FPS on a game that's locked to 60 FPS and runs on a smart fridge?
At that point, you're just masturbating for extra frame rate, even though you're not even using it.
Because it's locked to 60 FPS and is a pixel art indie game.
If you're trying to gain performance at that point, it's literally just masturbatory.
There's no benefit to the player there.
You're just doing it to flex for no reason.
That doesn't make any sense, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why logs?
Because it just looks fine.
I mean, there's a bunch of stuff that we have in there because of the time, like, Delta Time would cause weird problems with the ARG.
Because there's some of them where they have to do frame perfect changes throughout the ARG.
They got to do that at, I think, the time room in Animus for a frame perfect and required to be in a specific animation frame.
So that would that would mess it up if I did Delta Time stuff.
But you could just do Delta Time for everything else. You just have unlimited frame rate. Doesn't really matter.
Yep.
All right.
OK.
That's not great.
Yeah, I think I like the idea of tier one through tier five rune carving, but I don't know how we'll implement that with the current system.
I don't know how we're going to do that with the current system.
I'm a little bit worried about that.
Right now, I think I'm going to lock it to specifically the same tier.
So if you want to use a tier five item, you have to use tier five runes.
And I know that's not like the best right now, but I think it's better than the current system.
I think the current system is any rune in any tier, which causes like a serious problem with that.
Right.
I think this is a better way to do this.
At the very at the very least, this is a better way to do this.
Yeah.
Hmm.
So then we can go into this.
Grab this.
I'm going to go to here.
Where did this go?
Where is that?
Cool.
Has Minecraft always been this scripty?
Never even dev'd in it.
So this is actually a YAML configuration file.
This gets fed into Java and then Java eats it and produces items that we need in the game.
The reason we do this through configuration is because I can hotfix items this way.
Give you an example.
We're going to set T5 on this, right?
We're going to look at minor leggings tier five.
We're going to look inside of the game and you can see minor, you know, master minor pants.
Say rune carving in all three of those.
If I go into this file, I save this, give it a moment to go over SFTP.
It's just a couple of seconds.
Because our host is slow with it.
There we go.
Now it's through and now we can go into game.
We can reload that.
Immediately go back into this and you can see on these pants.
And now it says rune carving tier five in that third entry there.
The reason that we did it this way is that we could hotfix all of these items live.
And that means players don't lose access to the server because we made a minor change.
We can just change every single item in the game, balance wise, or update any crafting in the game, balance wise.
And players never have to wait.
So there's no downtime.
Anything that you can do like this for hotfixing shit is, that's a plus in my book.
Like, we need that.
We need less downtime on the server and to allow the devs to be able to make changes this way.
It's much better.
Yep.
Live hotfixes.
Bingo.
That's exactly why it's set up this way.
Yep.
There's a band counter every set, every string.
So, well, that was weird.
I want to see if we can do this for like tier five and just kind of see what that feels like first.
How do you play this server?
Server's not online right now.
It'll be relaunched this month.
So I'm trying to think of what we do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what?
I'm going to add, I'm going to add the rune carving thing to Jake's backlog because that'll be on Java's side.
And I'll let him know what needs to be done there.
So there's two tasks on him right now.
When he's done doing mod stuff for the day.
Let me message him.
One sec.
Yeah.
Cause I really like that suggestion.
I like that a lot.
But those are now out to Jake.
What's with the wait timer that doesn't run?
That goes off whenever I hit this.
I'm sending it in again.
Depends.
Fully sealed glass?
No problems.
Yeah.
But it depends.
I always have to check everything.
So.
Yeah.
So I think, I think for this, um, the rune carving change I may hold off on in terms of display.
I don't know how we're going to put that.
Um, but I do, I do want that set up in this way.
I do want it set up so that this makes sense.
Do you think, as a player, when you see something like this, rune carving tier 5, do you expect that to be tier 5 only?
Or do you expect that to be tier 5 and anything below?
Based on seeing that.
Anything below tier 5?
Tier 5 and below?
As is tier 5 only?
If you tried to use a tier 1 rune in it and it worked, would you be surprised?
So it seems like the largest consensus is that no, you wouldn't, you would expect that to work.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
It seems like some people, like few people would be surprised by it.
Maybe better tier 1 to tier 5.
That's a good idea.
So we could do it like this.
Like that.
Yeah.
I could see that.
Ah, Jake, can you hear me?
It's like wasting a gem in Puy.
Yeah, but it's better than nothing.
You can hear me?
Okay.
So what we're trying to do, Jake, um, I'm going to set up the gem sockets to say this.
Right?
T1 to tier 5.
Can you use this as an identifier to say which rune types can be socketed into it?
Because what I'm going to do is I'm going to go to every single one of these.
Basically all the armors are going to be updated to say like T5 mining armor.
And all the rune carvings are going to be updated to say T5 inside of their displayed type.
Which I think we could probably pull that string from displayed type and use that as a definition.
Does that make sense?
Otherwise we could take another variable and just set that as the definition for like the tier.
You can do that?
Okay.
Oh yeah, I already answered that, man.
No, I already answered that.
Yeah.
I memed on it, actually.
Here, let me pull this up.
Where did it go?
No, I need to find it.
I just copied it.
And it's missing now.
I'll find it.
God, that channel is all Syriac now.
The deep horror.
Yeah, I found it.
There, Jake.
This is, this is my rebuttal.
Lol.
Sound kind of creeping me out?
Good.
Okay.
Tier one to tier five.
Oh, actually.
Let me grab something real fast.
There you go, Kronos.
Fixed.
Easy peasy.
Ni hao?
Ni hao ma.
All right.
We're going to do tier one to tier five, I think on each one of these.
And then we can do tier one to tier four.
So Jake, if you, if you need any other type of identifier off of this, just let me know,
because I need to know how you need this structured so that you can pull that information.
Because I don't think there's any of this written on any of these items right now.
Um, that's important to understand.
Does pirate stream Heartbound code dev?
There's basically no programming that needs to be done for Heartbound.
It's literally all writing.
I just do that off stream.
This is what's being done on Heartbound.
It's just writing.
It's a choose your own adventure game.
Framework was done years ago, man.
I built the framework in GMS 1.4.
Which is not even like available.
I don't even think it's available anymore.
Yeah.
Can you add like a new item set called runecarving tier or something or just tier in general?
Really?
I mean, if we want to do that, we need to do it now because I have 500 items to add that to.
So if we're going to do this, tier is already a thing to let you know.
And that is what we use to determine rarity, which is probably not the best.
Right?
So like tier is used for rarity.
In reality, we have a tier and we have rarity as two separate things.
We should change that token to rarity and we should make a token for tier.
Yeah.
And then we need to add a string for you tried to use a runecarving inside of an item of the wrong tier.
So that's got to be a string that gets added and then we'll have to reference it.
This is going to be a big thing.
This is probably going to be a major overhaul, to be honest with you.
We could update that on all of these and put tier.
Yeah, actually, here's what I can do.
Anything that says tier like this, right?
I can capture this.
Let me grab this and then do something like this and replace that in here with what's it going to be?
Rarity and then whatever that's going to be.
Right?
And we can replace all of those that didn't do it.
We'll have to do like a thing before that.
But you see what I'm doing is like this.
Rarity will be changed to epic gear and then tier will be like T1 kind of a thing.
So I think that's probably what's going to happen there is just like update that.
So if you want to change tier to rarity, that's going to be a lot of work.
But I think that's probably best for the video game.
And then we don't have to deal with it, right?
And then we can have, instead of me changing all of these displayed types to T1 mining armor,
we can display the tier and display the rarity as two separate values.
So we can get rid of this.
So anything that says like T1 mining armor, we can get rid of that and I don't have to deal with that anymore.
Yeah, I think that's a better way to do this, to be honest.
That's a much better way to do this.
I think repair type still needs to be the way it is.
Okay, I'll start working on that where we can get all the configuration done for those under the new structure.
And then I won't update all of this because then I don't have to update the auction house that way.
So we can get rid of all of that because it's just tech debt anyway, to be honest with you.
I want to go this way.
So no tech debt from this.
It's painful, but it's the right thing to do.
That is definitely the right thing to do.
So we'll do that the correct way.
Build the thing right.
You snuck into the mod's kitchen and snatched the bread rolls? Probably true.
I do need to think about what we're doing for the rune carving gem sockets.
So I will probably remove this part off of it so that that's not displayed.
And we'll put in a string in config that says the rarity of this rune is too high for this item.
Does that make sense?
So if you try to use a tier 5 rune carving in a tier 4, it'll be like, the rarity of this rune is too high.
So I'll go add that to strings right now.
Which I think is probably in items, maybe.
I don't think we put those in lib. I'm pretty sure the error messages are in items.
In languages.
Let me go grab that.
Yeah. It's too damn high!
The rarity of this rune is too damn high!
Exactly.
Yeah, it'll be under messages.
I'll add one here. I'll give you the config name for this.
I guess we'll call it unable to socket.
Actually, wrong upgrade. You cannot upgrade this item to this consumable.
Upgrade failstation, upgrade success.
Is there a socket in here?
We'll just call it rune carving too high.
Yeah. There we go.
There we go. We'll just do that.
And here's your token for this, Jake.
So we can throw that as an error message to the player.
This rune is too powerful for this item.
Boop.
And that'll be in messages at yaml.
Easy.
Rune carving is too damn high!
Yeah, exactly.
So now the player will get a message.
Everything will make sense.
It'll display on the screen.
And that's fine.
Yeah.
Easy.
Alright.
I need to change everything that says tier to rarity.
This is going to be hell.
Rarity.
Okay. And then I think in here...
Now we need to go into items.
We need to go into layouts.
This is going to be such a bitch.
Waiting for it to load.
And then we can go into...
Actually, it's not in items, layouts.
It's in items, language.
And then lore format.
So on this one we have item type, corruption, corruption, resistance.
And then tier and rarity are going to be the two things here.
So rarity.
We'll put that all the way down to the bottom.
And then that will display there.
And I need to look at lore formats for the other ones too.
We'll put that all the way down here.
Tier, rarity, save.
And then consumable hidden.
God damn.
Sneezing, coughing, exploding.
And then go into minimal.
Pull it for that.
And then pull it for mounts.
And then pull it for satchel.
Boop.
Can you tell us what issue you're trying to solve with item structure?
Yeah, so the problem is we have a lot of different tiers of items.
And before I was running this all off of rarity.
Which rarity at the time made sense.
Like as you get higher level items, the rarity of that goes up.
You can see that here where this is common, this is uncommon, rare, rare, epic, so on and so forth.
The problem with this is players don't know what is rare when you run out of colors.
So we need to do tier 1, tier 2, tier 3, tier 4, tier 5, so on and so forth.
And then we can do rarities within that tier.
You could have a tier 5 item that sucks ass.
But it's still tier 5, it's just a common tier 5.
Or a tier 5 legendary that's amazing.
That's the point.
We need to have item classifications.
So for tiers of gear, and then rarity of gear.
That's going to be a bitch, it's not going to be that bad.
We have about, I think there's 450 or 460 armor pieces.
Which is not super scary to do, it's like a day of work.
And then about 200 weapons in total.
So like, is it some work? Yeah, but it's like a day.
We could do that, it's not a big deal.
Yeah.
Can we upgrade the rarity level of an item? No.
That is not possible right now, but this opens up the ability to do such a thing.
Yeah, it's about 600 items.
So once that's done, it's done.
Right?
But I'm starting to work on it now.
It's just going to be kind of a bitch.
So.
Anyway.
Uh, these are now finished.
Let's go to satchel, I think, for the next one.
Yeah, rarity is already in there.
Alright, so.
Those are done.
Now we need to go back into language.
And then lore formats.
I think it's under stats.
I'm going to here and look for tier.
Tier. There we go.
Tier.
Rarity.
And then we'll grab this.
And we'll say rarity on this.
And now we can throw that in there.
So now that string.
Basically this will display on the bottom of every item.
And the way that we do that is we go into the lore format for every item.
We say that we're going to display the tier and then the rarity in terms of display on it.
And then we go into stats and we can say tier.
And we can say rarity and this is what the string is going to look like.
And this token right here is going to be replaced by the rarity of the actual item that's in there.
Yeah.
So then we can go into armor and we can say.
this is what the rarity is going to be. And then we have to go into here and we have to do item-tiers.yaml,
which sucks. So these are actually the tier IDs originally. We're going to make these rarity IDs.
So that is pulled out of item-tiers.yaml. We'll get rid of all this junk. We don't need that at
the top. And we're going to rename this now. Jake, there is a little bit of a problem here.
I do believe this gets picked up by mobs in terms of causing it to explode onto the ground
and show particles and stuff like that. So we're going to be changing that term from tier to
rarity. And I'm going to change item-tiers to item-rarities, if that makes sense. There you go.
We're going to be changing that text file name. I was just about to ask you to do that. Okay,
good. Perfect. Yeah, we'll change that over now. I don't think any of these need to be changed,
but this is a pretty simple swap over. It's just going to have a lot of grunt work, man.
Like a lot of grunt work on the item side. Item-tiers, rarities. There we go.
It is now updated on the server. And I don't think we need to do item-tiers as an item type
in there. Let me look in sets. I don't think sets actually need this either.
No, sets don't need any of that. That doesn't change the rarity at all. Easy peasy.
How old is your game, Heartbound? I started working on it in GMS 1.4.
Bro, what? That's a really weird one. Why are you racist? I am not.
Are you okay? That's wild, dude. Yeah, it's a new one. That dude's just banned. Who knows?
Why not using something other than Notepad++? Because it doesn't get in the way of what I'm
doing. It doesn't really matter. Okay, so for each one of these tokens now,
we could probably do an update to add that. So to add the item-tier to it. Yeah, what I'll do,
Jake, is I'll do it like this, where you can say tier and then do T1. That way you can assign that
with repair type for tier one if you need to, for whatever reason. Or actually, I think you'll
be assigning that with rune carving to be like, this needs to be this tier in below.
So if it's a tier five, it could do tier five, four, three, two, one. And then I'll put the
tiers on rune carving as well, if that makes sense. And then we could associate that token
to the other token to determine if this is a classification of rune that is allowed to go
on this item. Wait on the ads. Did you give Shay moderator? I did. Good luck.
What do you think about Folio? Folio is fricking amazing, dude. I've seen some awesome shit with
it. Our plugin system doesn't work with Folio quite yet. That is something that is kind of
like a long-term goal, where we want to have full compatibility with Folio, but we have to get rid
of some of the publicly made tools right now and bring them in-house, like build our own
in-house variants of some of that stuff to make it compatible with Folio. I think there's only
a couple things that don't work with Folio right now. Yeah. Yep. The Lost Huntsman,
you said, God damn, you are fine sexy. I wish if you wear a dress, that's a very specific fetish.
You can have your fantasies and tell me about them in the unban request. Yeah, that's great.
Insane behavior. How the ferret's doing? Great. Anyway, TTS time.
Dog Doa play with 500 bits said yar cheer 500 hey Thor. I just wanted to mention the in-game
NPC gray hack servers I hacked to leave a message of thanks for you a few months ago as I continue
to deal with my dad's cancer at hiparates.org and ferreware.com. I also made a pay spin text
backup just in case they get owned or if you don't want to get into gray hack tonight to see them.
I T J B K F 3 F. Let's see. Nude, you rock. And I'm really sorry to hear that you're going through
that. Seriously. Yeah. Thank you. Seriously. Um, but also I'm interested to see what you've done
in gray hack because I haven't played in a little while. I need to set up some more tooling in
there. I started building Mjolnir in there and then I got distracted working on shit. So yeah,
but no, I'm reading it through his message. She wrote his whole, whole message about like,
you know, stuff that he's been doing and then said, fuck cancer at the end. And I agree with
that. Fuck cancer, man. It's an awful thing. And I'm really sorry to hear about, you know,
you dealing with that with your dad. That blows. It really blows, man. It's a scary ass thing
legitimately. So yeah, I hope like, I don't know what his status is right now, but I hope that
I hope that everything goes okay. I don't remember if anything had come from that.
Let me actually go look to see through your other messages just to make sure.
Cause I know you said that he had it. Let me see. And of course,
discord is terrible for searching this. Yeah. Cause that's what it was. Your dad started chemo
in April. I haven't, I don't, I don't know if we've gotten an update since then. I hope that
he's doing okay. Cause that was stage four cancer that he messaged for that. Yeah. It's awful, dude.
It's really awful. Yeah. It's just really sad. It's really goddamn sad. Cancer is awful, dude.
What is this? Anyway, do I work at the actual server code or just configuration files? Yes,
both. And I work on it with Jake now, which is a great deal of help. So I can be like,
Jake, I need this done. Jake can be like, Hey, Thor, I need this done. And we work as a team.
Yep. Yeah. No, it's the mods as well. Does Jake get bonus bread? Jake will never have bread.
Never at all. Yep. Oh yeah. No whale gum. Uh, the thing that's really funny about that.
Heartbound was made in GMS 1.4. Yeah. Structs didn't exist in that version. I've never needed
to update the framework because it still works in GMS 2. There's no reason to update it. Doing
a refactor for the sake of getting more performance out of something that runs on a smart fridge is
kind of stupid and respiratory at that point, man. You're just like, Oh yeah, I'm totally getting
more, you know, performance out of this game that runs on a smart fridge. Like who gives a shit,
right? Why would I update it? Does not matter. What matters, what matters for that game is this,
the writing implementation takes an hour to an hour and a half writing all the dialogue.
That's all of the development time. It's a shitload of work. Sure, buddy. What? You
don't think you can run on a smart fridge? Is that your claim? Huh? You can activate the trap card.
Oh, Oh, see if he'll do it. You feeling lucky punk? Because guess what? Smart fridge. I will
send you a challenge. Game on, but not dude. You need more performance in it. You know,
in your indie game that runs on a smart fridge, better get more performance out of it. Definitely
required. Totally go and update your framework from GMS 1.4 from eight years ago. Definitely do
it. And it's totally going to matter to the end player at any goddamn time. Yeah, absolutely.
Like I said, refactoring that would be masturbatory. Doesn't hold the game's
development back. This does. Anyway, let's get back to work. But that isn't the full game.
Listen here, you little sea lion. The entire game runs on it because those rooms are the
least performant rooms because they use the dynamic lighting system. This is done. That's
finished. It likely won't show the tier correctly now. I wonder if any items in the game will work
now. Let's find out. I don't know if they will. Maybe. Sea lion? You don't know the term, do you?
It's when someone sits there and goes, proof! Proof! Proof! Proof! Every single time. It's
called sea lioning. It's those obnoxious children that just scream the word proof
anytime you say anything. There it is. Enjoy that. You've learned a new term today.
It's obnoxious online behavior. Yep. Enjoy. What's the number that pops up in the top right corner?
Number of bands for this stream. Okay, so I'm going to test to see what this looks like in game.
It's probably going to break every item. Oh, Jake. When we do reloads, it looks like
items is now displaying item tiers in there as well. So we'll have to update that too. Well,
it doesn't work. So no items have tiers anymore. And they don't display. So good luck.
Configuration on this side is ready. I need to go and add it to every single one of the items.
But it looks like tier is not polled, rarity is not polled, despite having configuration done. So
it's gonna be Java side for all those updates. The linkages need to be fixed for that. And when
a reload happens on items, it displays tiers. It should display tiers and rarity there too. So
that's another section for that. Yeah. So someone's fridge got a free copy of Heartbound? No, it was
cleared off of the fridge. Yeah. Oh wait, what is this? Shame man. Let's see what this was.
Oh yeah, no, I could go and look at this person's entire history.
I really like your hair, Thor. Magnificent specimen. And then I love you guys all so much,
moi. And then stop being so hot, get boop noob. And then being nice, mods are so cool.
And then comes in and starts just posting rude shit and gets banned. It's a whole year of them.
Like, dude, if a single YouTube video online from some other creator can completely 180
your personality inside of this community, I'm fine with you leaving. Like, see ya.
Yeah. Is it safe to put my code on your Discord for code review? We have a code review section
of the Discord, depending on what language you're using, under the programming section.
If you would like to do that, then do so. If you would not like to do that, then don't, right?
Waiting to see Chronos's response to a message that I put out too.
Must suck working for ages in a game just for haters to downvote it? Not really. I mean,
to be real with you, that doesn't super affect me in any business way or any like,
I guess emotionally at first it was kind of bothersome, but at this point it's like, whatever,
right? Like, the moment that I realized it wasn't real players, like, let me show you this.
If we go into the Heartbound channel, I talked about this quite a bit. Let me grab this. Like,
I have to delete shit from our forums all the time. And like, I'll give you a good example.
We'll copy this image and go put it up on MS Paint. So like, this was a message that I deleted today
from the Heartbound forums, right? So like, these are the types of things that I'm cleaning up from
the forums. Not all of them are this heinous, but that one was like, Jesus Christ, like,
what the hell's the matter with you? And then we get stuff like this. So the Heartbound sales,
since the drama started, have increased dramatically. Because what people are doing is
they're buying the game, they're leaving a negative review with like 0.1 to 0.3, like,
played hours, and then they refund the game. So it's not like, real players leaving comments
like this, the grand majority of them are not. It's just tourists that are trying to cause
problems, right? And we see that on the forums, and we see that in the sales metrics. So like,
I don't really care. Like, if you go and look at the Heartbound channel on the Discord,
it's a shitload of people that are excited about the new updates, are interested in the ARG stuff,
like, the core community likes the game. And that's all that really matters to me at the
end of the day. This tourism shit? Whatever. Like, I'm not financially tied to the game
in any possible way, I just work on it and keep putting out updates for the people that enjoy it.
So, let's see. Shay, be nice. Yeah, Steam should probably have a better method of stopping people
from abusing the refund system. Yeah, I'm kind of interested in seeing what that's going to be,
right? I know this is like a circumvention of the normal system, but you can't stop people from
leaving a negative review. That's not appropriate. It doesn't make any sense. You know,
the consumer should be able to do that. But there's definitely something to be said about
brigading a video game that you don't really care about, where you buy it to leave a negative review
and then refund it. Like, that's a weird kind of edge case, and I don't really know what Steam is
going to do about that, or if they'll do anything about it. You know, like, that's weird, but what
are you going to do? They even did it to Champions of Breakfast, which was interesting, and the
Heartbound OST, which 100% of the money from the Heartbound OST goes to our musician. Like,
I don't even make a cent off of that. That goes completely to Stein. So, like, who are you even
attacking at that point? That's super weird, dude. Yeah, that's super strange, but like, whatever.
Yeah, I think we'll just pop it up like this. Were the DRM claims out of context? Yeah, here,
let me pop this up for you so you can see how this works. It's such a meme, though.
Um, we'll go into here. We'll go into, one sec, I gotta grab the object. There was a bunch of,
like, files in here. I don't want you guys to see just yet. I think it's an object view.
Boop. Yeah, Steam check. I actually talked about this on Twitter as well, but like, oh, wait,
wrong button. I talked about this on Twitter as well, but like, no one paid attention to it.
They tried to take this and then say that this was the DRM. No, it's just this. It just checks
to see if Steam is actually running. Their first claim was that this is always online DRM, but
Heartbound's fully playable in offline form. It's just making sure you run it through Steam.
This is kind of a meme. And then from there, it's just to check to see if your Steam overlay
is enabled so you can actually do screenshots. Checks to see if your Steam name is this,
because that's one of the piracy sites that repackages it. And then checks this for your
Steam ID as an invalid ID, which are some of the common ones. Checks to see if you're running it
as 480, which some ways of doing piracy are actually turning it into 480 because that's
space war, which you already have installed. Checks to see if you're running a steamconfig.ini.
Checks to see if you're running a Steam settings directory, which neither of those are part of
normal implementation. And then that's it. And the reason I do this, and there's a couple of
people that have messaged me about this since, is usually young people will pirate. They will get
some kind of malware on their machine as a result of this. And then I put a thing in here that just
checks to see if they've done one of these common methods. And it says, hey, go and contact me over
Twitter. That's actually what the piracy check is. So if we go to piratedgame equals one,
we'll go look at this. And you can go and pull this up. And this is just,
this is super rudimentary check, right? We'll say, I think it's just equals equals. One sec.
Whoop. Stop search. Stop it. Find all. There we go. It just checks that and it goes,
cool. Set all the dialogue to this. YAR should not appear. Tweet at pirate software with a
screenshot to fix this bug. So that kid will go and tweet at me with a screenshot and I go,
hey, what's going on? And then they go, well, I got this, this pop up and go, where are you
getting your copy of the game? And either their Steam version is out of date, which is pretty
rare, but does happen. Cause they left it running for like 30 days straight without turning off
their computer cause Steam updates automatically when you restart it. Or they got a pirated
version of the game. So then I go, okay, where'd you get it from? And then I go, hey,
here's how you run Windows Defender. Go and scan your machine. They go and scan their machine.
If Windows Defender finds anything great, if it doesn't great, tell them to uninstall that shit.
And then I give them a copy of the game. I just give them a key. And I've been doing that for
years. And to be real with you, this was a pretty normal system up until the stream exploded and I
became internet famous. But I think this is an appropriate way to handle this because everyone,
when they were young, was stupid and used things like LimeWire. So this was my way of being like,
hey, you're young, try not to do this on your parents' computer. Here's a copy of the game.
Have fun. Right. And that was it. So that's kind of how I've handled it forever. And I'm fine with
doing that. So I had like three of those this last week, actually. In fact, one of them,
I just got finished telling him about. Let me pull it up. Yeah. He said his Paysafe card just
won't work for him on Steam. If he had the game, had a GOG or itch version, then I could buy it.
And I said, here, don't worry about it. Here's a copy. That was the last step because we already
went through everything else. And the list that I give him, it goes, first things first. One,
delete everything you downloaded through this and uninstall it if it ever prompted you for
an install, which Heartbound will never do. Two, in your Windows search bar, type in Windows
Defender and click virus and threat protection. Three, click scan options and full scan,
then scan now. And then four, once this is done, let me know. And then he did and let me know what
the results was. And then I say, okay, what made you want to pirate the game? And then they explain
and then I give him a key. It's just a way of having a conversation with a person that's usually
young that has done something that they don't realize is dangerous. Let me go get that key now.
One sec. Key. Where is it? Heartbound keys. I have a list. Whoop. Where was that? Where did it go?
Chronos sent me three of them and I don't remember where they are.
Shit. Now I have to scroll through my conversation with Chronos because I have a whole list of these
with Chronos and now I have to find them so I can send this kid his key. But yeah, this is like a
pretty normal thing, man. Like, I don't know. I think the internet's pretty good at twisting a
bunch of shit out of context and turning it into like villain driven shit to generate more ad
revenue, but like whatever. So now that kid's got his key. Very cool. Yeah. Hello, Thorin Chat.
What's up, dude? Four loops going to get Yandere dev comparisons. You know, like right above
the screenshot that everyone shows off, there's a four loop initializing that entire array, right?
Like you, you didn't know that though. You probably don't even know what a four loop is.
It's unfortunate.
Wild shit, dude. Show it. Proof. Proof. Proof. Proof. Nice sea lion, bro. All right. All right.
We've got for each one of these rarities, we're going to set up probably just tier one and tier
two right now just to see if I can get this working correctly because Jake has got a bunch
of stuff on their side. Actually, I'll just do the mining helmet or like the mining set for this
and then we can kind of go from there. Unfortunately, I can't set this correctly.
Actually, you know, it might be really interesting. What if I did a dynamic system
for the corrupted gear where it could drop within a range? Yeah. Sea lion goalpost move and the cycle
continues. Bingo. I think make Diablo style item drops. Hmm. Hmm. All right. TTS.
Hello.
I had a question concerning Lord of the Rings. If you had to guess, what would you say this poem
concerns? Tall ships and tall kings three times three. What brought they from the founded land
over the flowing sea? Seven stars and seven stones and one white tree. I would say the different
nations and then a white tree, I guess. I don't know. Elves? The elves? I don't know enough about
Lord of the Rings lore. Yeah. Transporting something. Is it Simarillion? Really? I don't
know enough about Lord of the Rings lore, dude. I'm not like a huge Lord of the Rings nerd. White
tree of Gondor? Okay. That makes more sense. I literally don't know much about Lord of the Rings.
I like Lord of the Rings, but I'm not like a big nerd about it. I'm more of a big nerd about Dune.
So. The biggest nerd about it. Yeah. Three rings to the elves, seven to the rings of men. Okay,
that makes sense. Yeah. Dude, I should get a sea lion that like pops up every time you ban someone
for screaming that. Cause the cycle always does this. It's always someone makes some shitty claim
on the internet. I go, that's not true. Here's some information about it. And then everyone
just screams proof, proof, proof. And then like I show proof and then they ship and they like
change the goalposts to the next drama. And then the cycle completes and it just keeps doing that
while people just keep making videos to try and like garner more ad revenue while it goes.
And like, nah. It's like, nah at that point. That's exhausting. I'd rather get some shit done.
Can you be the voice actor for the sea lion? Yeah. Yeah. Sea lion unclapping is super funny
for the misbands. Wrong and bald. Yeah, dude. I love, I love wrong and bald. That's super funny,
dude. Love that shit. Everyone I don't like is pirate software. Do you want to see something
funny actually? I have something for that. Hold up. Hold up. Chronos says do the roar.
So that's his, his meme for it. Where did it go? Oh yeah. Here we go. This was my meme for it.
Everyone I don't like is pirate software, a child's guide to online discussion.
Cause like pirate nation was like pirate stuff. We wrote a community note and I was like, no,
I didn't. And then he was like, pirate software did this thing over here. And I was like, no,
that's also not me. Like, so I responded to pirate nation with that. Cause he, he put some
bullshit in the, then he, uh, he's like, I think I found pirate software's alt account. And I was
like, everyone I don't like is pirate software. It's like, dude, I got one account. Like it's,
it's just that. And if we go into here, you can see I have that. And then my potato sec account,
which is my original me account. And then my business account. Cool. Yeah.
like weird behavior dude oh yeah I blocked him he's freaking weird first time you heard the term
law daddy yeah I prefer everyone I like as pirate software that's even weirder man really hope
you're good Thor yeah I'm doing pretty all right like um the thing that I focused on today was
doing some writing and heartbound which felt really good and then I went and did some network
tests for the ferret rescue and we set up a secondary camera so now there's two cameras on
here which is kind of cool that's music from the ferret stream there we go but we have a secondary
camera so I set up another BGH1 I hooked it into a power over ethernet injector and then got that
hooked up through lumix tether to the primary ferret computer so now we have a secondary one
and I want to set up streamer bot so you guys can use channel points to switch the cameras which is
the next piece for that slowly turning into FNAF yeah but um this is I think this is gonna be a
really cool setup and then you guys are gonna be able to change this stuff my wife tuned in when
you're in the room yeah it took me like I don't know it's like an hour something like that trying
to get everything hooked up because we've never done it before I had to actually I found out with
these cameras you can't hook them up to the network until you power it independently and
then hook it up to a computer monitor over hdmi so that you can then you know work with it and it
won't work hdmi to uh display port so I had to figure that out yeah BGH1 is in the black magic
design camera they're kind of equivalent to the black magic ones it's um the BGH1 is a box camera
created by lumix so or at least it works with lumix tether yeah they're great actually super good
I really love these cameras they're super high quality we could do 4k video in it which is
awesome do ferrets use a litter box they use a litter suggestion sometimes they'll use a litter
box you hope so they like pooping in corners and then uh sometimes they just poop in the middle of
floor that's great 4k on ferret stream soon now we try to do it at 2k and um unfortunately
obs has a bug where it doesn't restart 24 7 streams which sucks when they're set in 2k so
anyway I'm gonna wait on the ads whoop whoop sorry if you're being a pest I didn't see your
messages nacho what's up I was reading over on twitch chat um whatever it is ask it again nacho
nerve I can't read every message so couldn't you just tell streamer bot to go to turn on wait 24
hours turn off run this action again it'd probably have to be every 48 hours I could do that for
streamer bot but what happens if streamer bot crashes right like I'd rather just be perfect
and automatic like right now we we don't have a layer of obfuscation there um my hope is that
obs fixes the bug because that's not normal behavior so we turn it in to them you know the
wombats poop cubes yep it's weird yeah yeah good point yeah no I just don't like having an extra
layer of could go wrong did you know that ubisoft no I didn't know that ubisoft bro what yeah nacho
it is it is really strange shit a skilled lock picker can pick many locks but most crimes
involving breaking locks are done using low skill attacks yep why pick a lock when you can hit it
with a hammer right would you ever consider using linux as a desktop operating system
I mean maybe the biggest problem that I have with linux is for like all my streaming shit
and um some of my tooling doesn't work with linux so that ends up being a problem right otherwise
I would love to not use windows because windows is dog shit all of the time it's really annoying
really invasive super obnoxious constantly using a lot of performance for just useless behavior
I would love to not use it but I'm a streamer what are you gonna do right yeah linux if only
were more supported I mean to be honest with you in the last several years a lot of shit has moved
over to linux support there's a reason that heartbound works on linux like that's the whole
point I want it to because it's great super useful I would love to see more support for
that and it's gotten it so just takes time yep if it didn't tank your game performance
oh linux proton so you're having you're having a proton issue for it yeah check out chris titus
windows tweak I'll probably check that out there's a lot of tweaks you can do with windows the
problem that I keep having is windows just turns a bunch of shit back on every time you freaking
update it it's super annoying hate it dude with steam decks driving support it's getting really
close I agree and that's one of the reasons that we ended up putting heartbound for linux was
specifically for steam deck because steam deck is just so good right I have a steam deck in the
other room that's for testing shit yeah what do you do if linux made it so that you could support
anything windows have I mean without a performance loss great I'd be super fine with that but you
have to remember something right this isn't just the stream it's a camera it's a secondary camera
it's streamer bot it's you know not on top of that it's also speaker bot it's my stream deck so like
I have a bunch of hardware that has to work with this in order for the stream to function there
are so many different components that work there which is why it's hard to be like I'm gonna switch
to linux right second camera yeah here look one sec whoop then we could do this and you can see
her that is the ant cam and that is a camponotus pensylvanicus queen if I do this you can kind of
see her a little bit better she's near her cocoons but uh that is an ant queen and we're
waiting to see if if she handles her brood correctly it looks like they're growing well but
I don't know if she's going to survive and I don't know if that colony is going to flourish
and I've got two other queens just in case just in case it all goes to shit we'll have to wait and see
yeah ant queen whoop hear me out gort cam gortus shays
are we anting now yeah lift lift so like the idea for the ant colonies I've got a whole setup over
here for the ants but I'm just waiting for her right I'm waiting for her to finish what are
called her nanotix which is her first brood for that and then um after that first brood goes off
I can start introducing foods and like doing all kinds of stuff you know why ants uh because I'm
a giant nerd and I love ant colonies and I've I've kept ant colonies on stream many times many times
so yeah what happened to the previous ones so the last one was a let's see I had a monomori minimum
colony I had another camponotus colony the the last camponotus colony that died camping
camponotus pennsylvania's colony I had her for like two and a half years and she ended up dying
because she became infertile which does happen to them sometimes and when that happened she
started producing eggs that just didn't hatch and then the colony murdered her because that's what
ants do they go oh we shouldn't be getting resources around this area anymore murder the
queen and then they murder the queen and then it that colony dies out that's how it goes right
but the monomori minimum colony is a polygonous colony so it had 300 queens and it was massive
it was horrifying yep so that was huge and I got to send a bunch of like videos and all kinds of
shit to my entomologist friend who works in the field um because all of those colonies were
produced inside or all the queens were produced inside the colony so they were fully like incest
queens which was weird because normally it leads to like weird deformities and they had very little
we found two deformed ants yeah it was really weird so like I sent that over and they were
like wow that's actually really interesting and then they wanted more data and we just
kept sending them more data yeah it was nuts it was actually nuts but uh yeah I like him a lot
you're gonna respond to the new coding jesus video no the dude's just trying to generate
as much content out of me as possible because it's really popular to do that and the reason
he's doing that is likely for financial reasons I mean I'm gonna be honest with you and go pull
up this for you you've got a dude that's trying every single day to put as much content out as
possible for me because well he runs a 350 dollar an hour or 60 minute consulting session for resumes
it's not really hard to figure out what's going on at that point dude so have fun yeah you're
gonna see a lot of people that are like my content is only pirate software content now they just do
that forever because it makes a lot of money right now and eventually it won't make money
and they'll now have an audience that is just completely built out of I hate pirate software
and then we'll see where they go from there and in the meantime I'm gonna keep making shit let's see
we've got tier five and all of this we can go and start doing that I'm gonna leave these ones the
way that they are and we'll leave this as like an interim thing for right now and then let's see if
that works do you watch those videos not even a little bit I hear about them because people just
pop in and go what about this what about that what about this and really at the end of the day man
heartbound was built in gms 1.4 before structs were implemented in game maker I have not needed
to update that framework since gms 1.4 which is like seven or eight years ago the only thing that
I have to do in heartbound is every day I get on there and I work on the dialogue and the dialogue
is massive these are all the decision tree pieces that I have to go and write a shitload of lines of
text for implementation for something like this in a cut scene is about an hour but writing this
it's like three to four weeks it's a shitload of writing so like that's it you know I sit down and
write all the time the framework hasn't changed forever and heartbound runs on a smart fridge
so it's not really relevant nor does it matter refactoring the entire system would take some
time it'd be doable but it wouldn't add any performance or any functionality for the player
so at that point it's just masturbatory you're getting performance without actually you know
impacting the software in any possible way it's relevant and that's why I don't give a shit about
those videos give me one on a calculator dude no but it runs on a smart fridge so there's that all
right these are all finished up here this is going to be what it looks like now we're going to go
into rune carving I think we need to update every item now all right this is going to be a bunch of
work it's going to be a lot of work it's going to be every item in the game oh uh Jake can you hear
me I'm reading discord by the way what is this Shay do you do Shay mail? Shay that's amazing
I'll put that up in a second um yeah what's up okay so I don't want to put the tier for every
item in the game so if an item doesn't have the unique indicator for tier we should not use it
does that make sense like it doesn't need the tier if the token is not there so like when we're
going through like all of the consumables in the game they're not going to have a tier they're just
going to have a rarity does that make sense yeah okay cool yeah I've already got the token set up
in layouts so that's already done or like item layout or whatever the hell it's called so that's
finished and like we're good to go there I just don't want to do 418 consumables worth of updates
or what is it on item on materials I don't want to do another 142 materials like that's just not
valuable because adding a tier to all those is irrelevant so yeah I'm going to add it to cores
and those are the only ones that really need it so yeah all right cool you explained what you're
reworking we're adding tiers to every one of the items in the in the game that needs a tier snappy
so like for mining boots five that's now going to have a tier of t5 and a rarity of epic gear
before it was using tier t-i-e-r t-i-e-r yeah it was using tier as the rarity so this way we can
have tier five and now this item can have rune carving of tier one through five is this like a
back end or it'll display in the item it's going to display in the item so it'll say like tier
five or a piece of gear I was thinking about doing it inside a displayed type but this is just a
better way to do this basically we're changing the word tier to the word rarity and then adding tier
to the items that way you can have tier one through five for your actual gear one through
six for that actual gear yeah yeah and that's it it's good I think it'll be much better
boop example firebrand will be what tier um I think firebrand is in krogner's bastion so that
will be a tier four legendary because it is tier four but it's legendary tier four does that make
sense what's the next heartbound update when I finish writing all of this and finalizing the
strings which I'm almost done with it takes time man so yeah it should be a tier four legendary is
what firebrand will be so yeah let's see what we have here gotta sleep soon you check my bit
question uh it's gonna go through tts if you want to go to sleep it'll be 420 with 1000 bits said
keep up the great work thanks man love the content my goblin lord dude you're awesome thank you very
much if you're if you're wondering about the tts stuff man like you can safely go to bed
tomorrow when you wake up do this go to the discord go to answered tts and then you can just
go in there and it'll have a timestamp on the video so you can just see it yeah so just go to
bed go to bed and come back later phoenix slayer with 500 bits said hi thanks man anytime i'm
working on a 3d puzzle platform a game that will have 2d elements similar to that of mario odyssey
and the legend of zelda a link between worlds the story will be based on the theme it's spreading
from your 2023 or 2024 game jam i have some ideas for gameplay mechanics but no ideas for level
design how can did you come up with level designs for your games and how can i get better and coming
up with level designs for my games i mean it sounds like you're a mechanic right so like you
have to design the levels based on the mechanic that you're doing so if you're doing you know
the theme of it's spreading then you need to include that in there in some way i think one
of the hardest things when you're trying to do like any type of puzzle type of thing right so
if you're doing like a 3d puzzle platformer isn't just level design it's evolving level design
so you generate a level that works with the current like tools that they have to solve
puzzles but maybe three levels later you do a much more difficult one and add a new twist and
that new twist requires a different level layout so like puzzle design puzzle level design is
actually pretty difficult but it's all based on the constraints of solving for that specific
mechanic and i know that's kind of like sort of esoteric to do that like it'd be like oh i don't
even know what to do at that point you you basically just have to build a room and be like
how do i solve this room with this mechanic and then pair off anything out of that design that is
not related to using the mechanic to solve and then you go forward with that a really good
example of this is we had a game we had a game in one of the game jams named first break that was
phenomenal it was really really good let me see if they put it up on steam they may have actually
first break was freaking cool dude yeah they did they did put it up on steam this awesome game
really awesome game actually relentless action puzzle about surviving a strange prison full of
traps this is actually one of the game jam games check this shit out yeah really really good really
really good so like this this came from one of our game jams and this game is phenomenal and it's
really cool and i hope they do release it because it evolved on its puzzles naturally as you went
through and just got cooler and cooler looks like they have a little character in it now didn't used
to have that it's got a lot of writing and like drawing and shit now boycott subnautica too don't
do that weird bandwagon shit in my chat i'm not buying subnautica too but you don't need to like
turn it into like a social movement just choose for yourself dude yeah so like this game kicked
it's really really well done and you should check it out if you're trying to build puzzle games
yeah i hate that like let's all get a pitchfork shit just choose for you what happened to subnautica
too the publishers have fired some of the developers of the original team and they're
delaying the game which conceivably currently looks like they're doing it to stop paying those
developers a contract of 250 million dollars neat yeah not a fan of that kind of behavior from a
publisher yeah so for me i won't be buying the video game and you should choose for yourself
and don't turn it into a weird social movement in my chat because i'm not a fan of that shit
you gaming today maybe later i don't know yet what other games from krafton i don't know dude
like that's the problem is there's a shitload of games from krafton but like to be real with you
i need to look into the rest of the games that they have because that behavior is bad and if
they're already getting a lawsuit yeah they're already getting sued by the original devs
i'm waiting to see how that works out yeah i'm waiting to see how it is like krafton doing that
is awful dude it's just awful yeah we're gonna i'm gonna wait and see how this subnautica story
unfolds for sure yep yep but it sucks dude i hate i hate when i hate publisher overreach
like publisher overreach that impacts developers like that sucks immensely yeah the krafton
website has a pop-up regarding subnautica too situation no shit oh they totally do
inevitable leadership change driven by project abandonment despite holding 90 percent of earn
out for themselves oh so they're putting a whole statement out oh see this is this kind of shit is
wild to me i'm gonna wait and see how their their lawsuit goes yeah i'm gonna wait and see how that
lawsuit goes dude because this shit's gonna get real messy this shit's gonna get real messy real
fast it's a wall of text you ever saw one wall of text doesn't mean it's wrong but it also doesn't
mean it's right i want to wait to see how the lawsuit goes from the developers because i'm not
a fan of publisher overreach anytime it shit pisses me off yeah yeah subnautica one is one
of your all-time favorite games this bullshit makes me sad yeah i um i'm a big fan of subnautica
one and it's mostly because i'm terrified of the ocean so the ocean scares the shit out of me dude
yeah another reminder to never sell your game here i actually have a section of developed that
games for this um for publishing so if you go to publishers you'll see a really cool image of
what we do in the shadows because publishers are vampires not always but sometimes anytime you're
thinking about going with a publisher you have to have one question in mind will their help
lead to profits above and beyond the revenue cut that they take if you don't know the answer or if
the answer is no then you don't need a publisher that's it it's a business arrangement you don't
need them to be a real developer you don't need them because you're going to fail outside of that
you need them because they make you more money that's what you need them for and if they don't
make you more money or they don't know how to make you more money then don't work with them
and if they try to take the rights to your game do not work with them because that shit is dangerous
every time why would you want a publisher now publisher is really good if you want to get on
other platforms supporting your game to other platforms or for localization usually to get you
into other markets like china and things like that really good money in there really good way to get
your game out to those locations really good to have a third-party handle all of it right that
leads to money above and beyond but the moment you start giving the rights to your game the
moment you start giving the ability to fire you as the developer that starts to get real dicey so
what i would say generally is i if i were ever to go with a publisher i'd give them distribution
rights for a specific region and nothing else yeah what we do in the shadows is great dude
yeah never hand over your copyright that shit's dangerous why didn't they read their contract
they probably did and they thought it was a good way to go i wouldn't do that though
that shit's dangerous and this is a really good example of why tier t5 sometimes you have to do
it because of money too you don't make enough or you want to build the next game or whatever
it's going to come down to see big craft online is now in steam yeah i've been playing it a lot
oh you hate that this shit is standard practice yeah one of the things that i did when i joined
off-brand games back when i was working with them was to review the contracts immediately
and the original contract there was to own the rights of the game and i said nope i would never
sign this and i explained that we should not own the rights of the game we should own distribution
rights and only distribution rights because otherwise if you don't do that then you run into
this weird situation where you can fire the developer and take it away from them and it
isn't to say that our torrent team there when i was there would have done that but what about the
next team what about when management changes right and now you have this set in stone standard
where they can do that and that's part of that so that gets bad even if you have good intentions
the next management structure might not so keep it out of the contract it's not good yeah but
they're going to go back to the old contract without you now i doubt it i really doubt it
i trust the dudes over at off-brand and i hope they do a good job they know what they're doing
like sony owns however's ip yep okay this is finished now let's go on to
probably every other item in the entire video game i'm gonna take every single one of these
except for armor i'm gonna grab every other one we're gonna take every item classification and
pull it out so grab that put it into a folder on my desktop pick up randomly very nice delete all
this grab all this do you say i hell no if you're gonna release anything take an ip law class bro
just just talk to a lawyer yeah yeah what's your favorite thing about game development
watching someone else play it because it's always different yeah it's gonna say is this morning but
i recognize they said yawn was at 4 a.m yawn yeah i just i woke up like nine hours ago yeah something
like that oh yeah no snowox it's highly profitable is really what it's come down to now at first it
started because they didn't like my take on a political initiative and now it's turned into
how much money can i milk out of this so that's really where it's at at this point i just don't
give a shit anymore so have fun 322 already yeah heimdall resets every day yeah you understand the
hate with ai i'll give you a really good example right let's say that you need to build i was
watching a good short about this earlier today let's say you need to build a box you have to
put some textures on this box now let's go and pull up something real quick let's say you just
need to have a box in there and it just needs to be a box you're like you know what i'm gonna have
ai go and generate this texture because we just need to texture a box right now i don't really
want to build the textures that's fine we'll just have ai do it right it's just gonna look like a
box right but let's say instead of doing that instead you have a real artist do it and that
artist decides to do something kind of interesting kind of weird that you've never seen before and
then you go you know what i have an idea what if we make that into a character when you use ai
you lose the chance to make something like the companion cube and people don't realize that and
i think that's a huge problem you build off of interesting ideas together as a team by doing
weird stuff like that instead of just creating generic bullshit with ai so you can go make your
ai generated game
And it's going to be mid, because that's what AI produces.
And you will miss out on unique and interesting things like the companion queue.
When we're using AI for a better workflow, I would use AI to try and teach yourself concepts
in a style that you understand.
It's really good for taking something and be like, can you explain that to me in a different
way?
Can you explain that to me like Neil deGrasse Tyson?
Can you explain that to me like I'm five, right?
That's a good use for AI, drilling down information so that you can grow as a creator or a person.
Outside of that, doing generative AI, that shit sucks, dude.
It's not good for that stuff.
And it's going to just lead to an shitification of content at the end of the day, because
you're going to miss out on unique and weird experiences like I just explained, you know?
I want those unique, weird experiences.
That's why I engage in media, that's the point.
Yep.
Great for clarification or simplifying.
Not for creation.
Yep.
Beginner's guide shows that a bit?
Yes, it does.
Yeah.
Using AI for analytical tasks and learning is great.
I agree with you completely.
Medical sector, awesome for AI.
That's fantastic.
Making more things efficient, great for AI.
Really good for that.
Large data set shit, great for AI.
Generation of content?
No.
It's not great for that.
My hope is that people realize that before it inshitifies so far that they've forgotten
how to be creative.
I already see tons of people online that don't know how to argue anymore, because all they
do is they just go, hey Grok, can you tell this guy he's wrong?
And they do that back and forth at each other, and it's frickin' weird, dude.
It's like really, really strange.
And like, I don't think societally that's a good thing, man.
I really, really don't.
Yeah.
We've got all these items now.
Let me grab this.
Why is this set like this?
What the hell?
Group by none.
Jesus.
Take this over here.
We're going to delete the armor off of this.
We're going to go into here, and we'll need to grab this, do this, find in files, tier,
change tier to rarity.
Oh, actually, better idea.
Yeah, actually we'll just do that.
Boop.
838 items have been switched.
Now we'll take that, throw that back up on the server.
No, stop it.
There we go.
Put that over here.
Why do you use Google Chrome and not say Firefox?
I use both.
Depends on if I'm doing any bounty programs online.
I use Edge, Firefox, and Chrome so I can check vulnerabilities in all three.
This one's just set as my primary.
It doesn't really matter.
How do you live with myself?
Quite well.
Yeah, I live with myself quite well.
Thanks.
Why don't you use Opera GX?
I think Opera GX is weird.
Like it's a browser, but their social media presence is wild.
It's one of the most insane social medias for a browser I've ever seen.
Like ever.
I don't have a reason not to use it, but also like what the hell's going on over there dude?
Brave is the best.
Brave is pretty good shit.
Pan meowgy with 500 bits said good time zone, all mother of ferrets shea, breadless mods
and for our favorite kitten.
No.
Another day, another battle for our spice marine mods.
Spice marine.
My cursed quest made you smile a bit.
Anyway food idea for today.
It's simple and it involves bread.
Put a lot of butter on good bread, then place it on a pan and make it nice and golden.
After that, grab a piece of garlic and rub it all over the golden bread.
Enjoy.
Yacht Shear 500.
I think this is interesting.
So Edo, I've gotten this question a number of times today.
Why are you asking if I'm using an LLM?
I don't use any LLMs, but I'd like to understand where that's coming from because this is a
new question that has kind of popped up in the community in the last 24-48 hours and
I'm interested in knowing why there are so many people coming in and suddenly asking
me if I use AI because I don't and I've been very clear about not using that for years.
So where is that coming from?
Elmo got hacked I saw.
Where is it coming from?
I'm interested.
I want to know.
Probably because of the jerks who think you can't code.
Yeah, so heartbound was made in GMS 1.4.
There were no structs in 1.4.
There were enums, which is why I use enums for all of the character models stuff, but
there's no reason to use enums for our storyline array.
That's kind of irrelevant.
So yeah, and I could update now to have structs, but the framework doesn't need it because
it runs perfectly, literally maximum frame rate that I need on a smart fridge.
There's no performance loss at all.
So to try and eke more performance out of an indie game when it runs on a smart fridge
is masturbatory at best.
Literally irrelevant.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Shocked when you don't have it, right?
Also I wrote the entire framework for that before AI.
What I do use making heartbound?
I use it for Game Maker Studio.
It's all done in Game Maker.
Your smart fridge has a 5090, shut up.
Oh my God.
No, I don't use AI.
I, I abhor it.
Do you RTX bro?
I know right?
Jess, I'm going to be the one to ban you for that comment.
That's like the strangest thing I think I've ever seen anyone in the chat post in their
lives.
That is, that is weird.
Like I've seen some weird shit in here.
Like I get weird hate messages and shit, but that, that is really weird.
That's really, that's weird dude.
Jesus Christ.
What was the question?
They said, which one of the characters from Rugrats would you boil alive if you could?
That's like, what is like you, you need to be studied.
That shit's insane, dude.
That's like a really specific fetish and one I don't want to know about, right?
Some 4chan humor?
It's kind of not.
It's just fricking weird, dude.
Want some boiled peanuts now?
Delicious.
No, X2.
Not even close.
I'm interested.
Oh yeah, by the way, for everyone who asks if they can get banned, you get timed out
for two weeks, so I keep showing up in your recommended, but you can't say anything in
chat.
Enjoy.
Yeah.
So inspiring game dev, I'm curious, um, what has been the biggest bottleneck for Harpen's
development?
Writing.
100%.
So it's a choose your own adventure game.
We'll go into the patch notes real quick.
These are all the routes that I have to do for the next update.
This is a shitload of writing and like the framework was done years ago.
I don't even touch the framework anymore.
I did it in GMS 1.4.
It's easy as shit to work with.
Takes like an hour to implement a cutscene, really.
But writing that cutscene is like, three weeks?
Like it's a shitload of writing and like finagling and trying to figure out like, does this character
feel this way?
Does this align with their goals?
Does this align with the way that they feel?
Just basic shit like that.
And it takes a long time, man.
So like, I would say, number one, don't call yourself an aspiring game developer.
Just go make games.
Don't put labels and arbitrary goalposts on yourself.
If you make games, you make games, right?
Don't try to downplay yourself or treat yourself badly.
But outside of that, if you do want to make a video game, understand where the lion's
share of the work is going to be, HeartBounds is in writing.
It's a choose your own adventure game.
There's a shitload of this.
It's a mind map?
Yeah.
So like the mind map that I end up using for this is called Obsidian.
So obsidian.md is the website and you can create nodes and then link them together to
like have associations and writing and all this kind of shit.
And I use that to determine exactly what the character needs to know or how they feel
based on those current circumstances.
It's a really good way to do it and it's free.
So use it, right?
But at the same time, it still takes a shitload of time and I have to get in the zone for
it.
I play certain music for each character.
I sit there and I don't interact with anybody.
I tell everyone to leave me alone, right?
Like all this kind of shit.
And like with that in mind, if you're going to write something along these lines, like
you have to get into character for it to be impactful.
And like people wouldn't like the game if it wasn't doing that anyway.
You know.
How much longer until Heartbound is out of early access?
Well, we can go pull this up.
We'll go into here and we'll go into Pirate Software, Games, Heartbound, Heartbound Completion,
and we'll grab that.
And these are all the rooms that need to be finished for Heartbound.
You can see Portugal, Portuguese.
We don't have a translator for that yet, but it's planned.
Japanese, Russian, Spanish, Brazilian, Portuguese, French, English, Design, Sound, Programming
and Art.
All of these rooms are completely done.
For the Tower, for all of Hometown, all that shit's in the game already.
Almost all of Animus is done.
And this right here is the room that I'm working on.
And Picnic is the next room that needs to go through.
Once these two rooms are done, Animus is finished, baby.
That's it.
That's all that I'm working on.
But this shit right here takes a long ass time.
Because there's eight characters in total that need to be talked to in there, and every
single one of them has some shit like this.
So every month I release another one of those characters with all of the routes, which is
usually between sixteen and thirty-two total routes.
And then we move on to the next one, because it's about a month of writing for each one
of them for me.
And that's it.
And there can be said something where someone's like, you know, you should be writing faster,
but like, whatever.
Right?
I'm going to write the shit that needs to be written and feel good about it and move
on to the next character, and then eventually it'll be finished.
Outside of that, these don't need to be done for Animus to be done.
That's extra content after the chapter is finished, and then I have to do this, which
is Jotunheim.
Jotunheim, all the writing is my own?
Yes.
Yeah.
I'm the programmer, writer, and designer for the game.
I do all the writing myself.
With that, we have all of Muspelheim, and that will be one side, which is the fire side,
if you've played through the game, you may have gotten that as one of the chapters.
Or, depending on your actions, you'll get Niflheim, and that's the other side.
And once this is done, the game is finished.
And we're donezo.
And then there's Redacted.
Don't worry about Redacted.
You may not even see it.
And if you do, it's going to be different, so that's fine.
But this, this is the last piece, and this one doesn't have a shitload of routes like
this one does.
This was probably the hardest writing undertaking I've ever taken on in my life, and I'm really
happy it's almost finished.
And then Jotunheim will be simple, because Jotunheim is not about interpersonal relationships,
it's about conflict.
And that shit is so much easier to write for.
Bitch mad.
That's all it is.
Bitch mad, and you fight with penguins, who are like chess pieces.
You'll see.
It'll be weird.
Right?
And that's it.
That's all I care about.
So, if you're wondering where it's at, that's where it's at.
It's probably true, Nacho Taco.
That's probably true.
How many penguins can you take with you?
Can you take in a fight?
Well, the penguins carry gigantic utensils, like a big fork, a big spoon, and a big spork.
So I'd say nine.
I'd probably fight nine penguins.
Yeah.
If they had like giant utensils.
I feel like I could do that.
Because they're still small, so.
What's after Heartbound?
A...
I don't know.
We've got another game that Shae and I want to make, but I'm probably gonna take a break
on it first.
We'll see.
Can I carry a penguin?
You can stack them.
That was the plan.
Yeah.
Is Heartbound coming to Switch too?
I don't know.
Finished rerun?
Not yet.
Still watching.
Oh no, you got blasted.
What's your opinion on the difference between releasing a game on itch.io versus releasing
it on Steam?
Which platform is best to start with?
I mean, it depends, right?
Like, if you want to monetize it, you can do it on either.
There's also Game Jolt.
Game Jolt's amazing for demos.
That's pretty friggin' cool.
Love that shit.
You know, there's GOG if you want to release it on there.
I just put it on Steam because it's like, it's the monetized platform, you know?
That's it, so we can sell the video game.
You try game mode, the new game mode in Space Marine?
I did.
I got to level 20 on it.
It's cool.
It's friggin' hard, actually.
Yeah.
Penguins were taller than humans some time ago.
Can't believe penguins fell off.
What do Steam reviews say you've been in the game when you're here working on it?
So the Steam reviews are full of shit, and I'll show you why.
You can actually go to Heartbound right here, and you can see all the Steam reviews are
hyper-negative, right?
If you go into our Heartbound channel in here, and we look at this, give me a sec.
This is actually the sales of the video game.
What they've been doing is they've been buying the game, leaving a negative review, and then
refunding it.
So we're like four times over normal sales because they're just doing this because they
don't like me.
Which, cool.
Right?
Neat.
And then the next thing we've been seeing is the hub, the community hub, or the forums,
have been completely inundated with just kind of horrific posts.
I'll show you two that I got from today.
So you've got this one, it's very cool, fantastic.
And then you've also got this one, which is cool.
So these are the types of posts that I'm getting on our forums, and we just like, and that's
it.
Yeah, we just kind of kill those off.
And then also, if you go down here to the announcements, you can actually see all the
patch notes.
The last one, I believe, is on May 28th, yeah, for the June build, because I do an update
every month.
And that was released early, because I went to TwitchCon at EU, so I released the June
update early, and then the one before that was May 1st.
So I actually release one every month, is the idea.
So yep, you can go and look at all the patch notes for all this stuff too, and just look
through it yourself.
Originally I was doing all of that stuff inside of the beta build, so February monthly
update build actually came out for that, but then development build for January, I released
a video for it, and we started putting them out on a beta branch, and then Steam changed
it so that games had to do it on their primary branch, or they would be marked as not updated.
So I was like, okay.
And then next month we put it into the primary branch instead, and I've been updating the
primary branch since then.
And that's it.
Do you think you should hire a bigger team for Heartbound?
No, because the only bottleneck is writing, and that's it.
So I just have to keep writing the video game, and it takes time.
I think the thing that sucks is I have to explain this 100 times a day, because everyone's
generating content out of it on YouTube to get more money from ad revenue.
More writers?
More writers isn't going to fix that problem, I'd just have more writers.
And then I'd have to be like, wow, cool, now I have to get a whole writing team for this,
and manage all those people, and pay everybody.
And bottleneck is writing because there's a lot of routes, and that's that, right?
I don't want to build a writing team, I just want to write my video game, right?
You think it would be art?
No.
Shay's the artist.
Shay does all the art and animation for the entire game.
Shay whips shit out like crazy, dude.
In fact, hold up, we have a new emote.
Shay made one during this stream.
Let me grab this.
Chet, I'm giving you a new toy.
We're getting a new toy.
New emote.
Let me go put it up on Twitch real quick.
How much does GameMaker take?
It's $100 one time with no royalties.
Lifetime.
So yeah, I bought it like eight years ago and I've never paid them a cent since.
Why would I not do that?
And it was before Godot, which is free, you know?
So yeah, it was a really, it was a good move.
Financially, it made sense.
And content-wise, it made sense.
If we go into this, we go to channel...
Where is it?
Where are my emotes?
Viewer rewards, emotes, there we go.
And we can say a new one.
And we'll grab this.
There we go.
Emote attribution is going to be river makes and upload.
You now have a sea lion with clown makeup.
Enjoy.
Your proof is now in the chat.
New toy.
Yeah, new toy, dude.
Deeply funny.
Deeply, deeply funny.
Yeah, so Shay just throws stuff out, you know?
This is just like a VTubers chat?
Bro, I am not a VTuber.
I'm a real person.
And honestly, I think that's super disre-
Look, that doesn't mean anything.
I'm not a VTuber, obviously.
It's just when you get older, sometimes that just happens, okay?
Like that's-
It's-
I don't want to talk about it.
Just ask your doctor.
Don't worry about it.
Go look through item types and make sure that's set up.
Okay, item types are all set up correctly.
We don't have to worry about this.
All right.
Mr. Jake.
I believe this one is on you now.
I've got all the tiers set up.
I need to add-
I've got all the rarities set up.
I'll need to add tiers later, but rarity is set up now.
Yep.
Did he do that on purpose?
Man, what if I did?
You're 40 this year, can confirm.
Dude, I'm turning 38 in three days.
The nightmare is real.
Server crashes sometimes when you get older?
I know, right?
Oh, it looks like some people don't actually have your proof yet.
You may need to refresh your string.
Don't you?
Sorry, me.
You're now thinking about the ache in your back?
Yeah, well, guess what?
Next time you get up out of your chair, you're going to make the noise.
That's right.
That noise that doesn't need to happen doesn't help you stand up, but you make it anyway.
You're going to do it, and you're going to notice.
Yeah.
You already did?
Good.
We just won't stand up?
Fair.
Not getting up out of this chair.
All right.
We've got all of our tier stuff set up.
We've got our rarities set up.
I need to go into the cores now and add tiers to those.
We'll get rid of this, that, this, that, this, that, and then we're going to go into this.
We'll do tier.
We're going to add tiers to every single one of these.
Poor Jake.
Oh, you can't get the new emote?
Which actually kind of pushes those emotes out to a bunch of different, you know, um,
like servers over time.
It just got to propagate to you, man.
That's all.
We hard coding variables?
LFG, man.
Yeah.
Because these are different items and those different items need to be set to different
variables for different tiers.
Welcome to variables, how they work.
Yeah.
We need to set those to different tiers.
Welcome to an item that needs to be defined differently than another item.
Yes, Jake.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You have to do control F5 to get the emote.
Getting called a turtle egg is an archaic insult in China.
Is it really?
Hey, anybody here from China?
Is that actually an insult in China?
Calling someone a turtle egg?
That's wild.
What is the, what is the reasoning behind that insult?
I'm really interested.
Cause that's a, that's a weird one.
You calling them soft, like a soft egg?
Soft outside, softer inside.
Is that what it is?
Is it fragile?
Like, I don't know.
I'm interested in that insult.
Implies your mom cheated.
Like with a turtle?
Bro, what?
And this is how a beetle was born.
Can't believe it, dude.
Yeah.
New lore required.
You're still lost now?
Don't worry.
We just created a whole new lore.
It's fun.
Any progress?
Yeah.
We added a whole bunch of tiers and rarities to all the items that I'm quite happy with
it.
And the new cores.
And we have a vendor now that serves them all.
Sick.
Yeah.
It is.
If you want to see my work history, you can find it on LinkedIn.
It's public.
Always has been.
You play Final Fantasy 14?
Do play Final Fantasy 14.
I haven't played in a while, but I play a warrior and I like a warrior.
Home gang, dude.
Love home gang.
Such an awesome fricking spell.
Feels fricking awesome whenever you pop that and you're like, I'm not going to die.
Home gang.
And you just stand there and you sit at one HP and then you're like, I hope, I hope the
healers have me.
I hope that.
Oh, okay.
I love you.
You just like that.
That few couple of seconds where you're just bleeding profusely and not dead, but you're
really close to death.
It's terrifying.
Live on the edge.
You know, you want to link up with Redsy in Final Fantasy 14?
I love Redsy.
Good dude.
Super funny.
Come to hate watch.
End up having a good time.
Yeah, it happens a lot, but nice to meet you.
That's why I choose paladin because I can't trust healers.
Dude.
You got to live on the edge though.
Love that shit.
You play black mage?
I played.
So I played warrior and then I switched to machinist when machinist first came out.
I loved machinist and it was so weird and convoluted and had like a like a 20 part combo
that if you screwed up one part of it, you were basically worthless for the next three
and a half minutes.
And it's just like a freaking mess, right?
And then they reworked machinist and I switched over to summoner while they were doing a bunch
of reworks on machinist.
And then I just played summoner for a while.
Summoner is kind of cool, but like I always felt like summoner was not as cool as I expected
it to be because I always expected summoner.
At that point, it was like, you didn't have like big guy summon.
You had like, you just have a dude.
Right?
Yeah.
Skill-capped ass build.
It wasn't even that.
It was like, there was a lot of skill cap right on machinist, but also you got a ring
under you and you had to move and you were like, this is going to cost me the next three
minutes of DPS.
It's just like, God damn it.
Right at the most inopportune moment for that ring to appear and then you're just screwed
on machinist.
I love the class though.
Like I loved it.
It's super fun.
And I know they've changed a bunch.
I haven't returned to final fantasy 14 in ages, but I should probably check it out again.
The one actually
to be honest with you, there's one thing keeping me from playing Final Fantasy 14.
There's a single thing that's stopping me from playing that game.
Mogstation. Mogstation is the worst goddamn website I have ever had to go through
to manage a subscription to a video game. I hate the shit out of that website. I hate it.
I accidentally bought a copy of Final Fantasy 14 one time instead of renewing my subscription,
because it didn't make any sense. And then I had to get it refunded. I was like,
what is this shit? This is so awful to look at. And because I hadn't played the game in ages.
And I was like, what do I, what is, you have to like an account, you have to link it to this
thing. And like, it's goddamn it, dude. Just let me, just let me play your game. Get out of the
way. Take, just take my money. Just take my money. How did the refunding go? It took three months,
but they actually refunded me. So it did happen. Yeah. Ridiculous. Mogstation is horrid. It's just
bad. Yeah. Mogstation is very bad. They work slow, but they work. Yeah, it is. Yeah. No,
it's their primary website for managing your like your subscriptions and shit. Like I think,
I think so many other games just have better subscription sites for that shit. But like
Mogstation is just, it feels like a PlayStation one experience on the internet. It's really weird.
It's, I feel like if Final Fantasy 14 updated Mogstation to be like a normal website that
actually functioned normally, they'd probably make a shitload more money off that game.
Like legitimately. I really feel like that would be actually hugely advantageous for
them as a company is to just rework Mogstation, not be shitty. Yeah. It's a spinoff from Final
Fantasy 11's interface, which was a PS2 game. You know, that makes a lot of sense. That makes a lot
of sense actually. Yeah. I'm going to make a wild statement right now, but I, I feel,
I feel like it's honest. I think dealing with Nintendo's online systems are easier
than dealing with Mogstation and Nintendo's online systems are horrific. So I really feel
like it's the worst website that I've used. I like for, for managing a subscription to a video game.
I really feel like it's the worst. Yeah. You agree? Yeah. I mean like that's just,
Nintendo has online systems barely. Yeah. Love your content, brother. Thanks, man. You're not
wrong, but they sort of had theirs added a lot later than Square's Mogstation. They did. That's
true. Nintendo has never been really good with online stuff, but I think that their UI is way
more clean and way more directed and makes way more sense. Mogstation is just a mess, you know?
All right. I've got ads. I'm going to go brush my teeth. So I'll be right back. Give me just a
minute. And I'm back. Thanks Gregs for the mods. Why would you do such a thing? Oh, four interviews
only to be ghosted. That sucks, dude. Yeah. I went to go brush my teeth during the ad break.
Cause like you talk the whole time, your teeth get gross and your mouth gets gross and then you just
go, you know, go brush my teeth. I usually do it at six in the middle of the stream, but I usually
wake up at like 1155 and I usually go to bed at like 7 PM ish, usually six 30. But yesterday I
went to bed right after the stream, woke up five hours later and started working on stuff. So I've
been up for a bit. Yeah. Ew. Scrum. Get out of here. I can make work hours for an indie game.
What do you mean recommended work hours, dude? Is it your full time or are you doing something
on the side? You've almost been up 72 hours. Go the hell to bed. Go to bed. You know, I go to bed.
Yeah. If you want to know my work history, it's public on LinkedIn. You just go look me up.
Everything's up there. It's always been public. Just go look. It's not a big deal. It's been
public forever. Sleep is underrated. Kinda. Yeah. I was going to say, dude, did you,
you haven't slept in 72 hours. Are you seeing the hat man yet? Like what the hell's happening over
there? That's not good. Hey, that is now set up. Hunting sets. It's time. Oh, this is done.
We did that. Using get for this. This is patch notes, my dude. Oh, wait a minute. I don't believe
I've updated that for professions. Hey, Schnappy, you there? Schnappy, are you there? You there,
Schnappy? Maybe Schnappy is not there. Kenoda, are you there? The question for old block game nerds,
the deepest of block game nerds, but are using get for this? Yes, I guess they're not here.
I think we use use cores for all this stuff. Okay. We're going to start updating these.
Yeah. We're going to use cores for these. You? I use get for everything, dude. You kidding me?
Let's use everything inside of my private repos. Even for like my gray hack tools. Like how would
you not have version control? Kidding me? We're going to start off with Hesha. I think it is.
Yeah. We're going to do Hesha. Is that herbalism Hesha? Herbalism Hesha. There we go. Hello,
chat. Hello. All right. This is what we're going to update for this and get out of all this shit.
Get out of that. Get out of this. Get out of that and get out of this. And now we're going to go and
update every single one of these to no longer use just the base material. Rokro programs anything
but Heartbound. The bottleneck on Heartbound is not programming. It's writing. And I do that
off stream. You should stop absorbing like mainlining YouTube into your veins. It's really
not good for you. Let's see what we're going to put up with this. I think what I do at this point
is we'll take Guardian as the baseline for this. Move this over to the other monitor or the other
view. And then use that so that we can grab the cores off of this. Easy peasy. And we can remove
every single one of these from it. There we go. But it feels so good. Yeah. But TMZ as a
personality is not going to get you anywhere. Do something creative man. Okay. Haunted Core is the
next one because this will be all tier three stuff. Jesus. And then pork. Dude is a skinmate
at Teflon credit to him. Well thanks man. I think to be real with you man it's usually just like a
bunch of people that are like I want to be in on it. There's a whole thing going on. And like they
come over and then they go oh well it's not what I thought it was. Like that's it you know. Or they
come over and they're like they just scream some incoherent bullshit and we just ban them. You know
it's kind of basically what it is. Yeah. And like really what it is is like no I still work on the
game every day. I still you know write all the shit that I need to. And the core framework for it was
written eight years ago in Game Maker Studio 1.4 before Strux even existed. So like once people
realize that they either go hey I understand that actually. Or they tell me to kill myself.
And if it's the latter I go you wouldn't fit in this community anyway. We just ban them.
You know. So it's kind of whatever right. Yeah we'll put all the cores in these too. Get rid of that.
What the hell is that? How can you be creative as me? Bro don't. Just just make shit. Don't worry
about anybody else. Don't worry about what I do. Don't worry about what someone else does. Don't
compare yourself to somebody else. Just make shit. Don't put goals in front of yourself to stop you
and be like oh I'm not as good as that guy. Like no no weird like goal posts there that
diminishes yourself you know. Just make things. In fact here I'm gonna give you the best opportunity
I can to go make shit. I run two game jams a year. Do it. I'm gonna be honest with you.
It doesn't matter if you complete. You're not gonna let me down. You're not gonna let yourself
down. Just go make something. In three days I start the 17th game jam that I've run.
There are 2900 people signed up. Go do it. You may not even finish a game. You may only learn
one little piece of something. Maybe you make some sprites right. Maybe you make a little song or
sound effect and you don't do anything else. Good. Now you know how to do that. Then it was worth it.
You have two weeks to dedicate to doing something. Anything. So do it. Don't wait on it.
Don't put a goal post in front of yourself saying you can't. Don't say you have to be this tall to
ride the ride. You don't. Just go make it. Go grab this. Yeah just do. Advocate for toothpaste being
banned. What bro? How are teams made in this game jam? Uh you can go to our discord which is linked
over on twitch side which is discord.gg slash pirates software and uh we have a whole section
for that. In fact the way that I set up my discord is for you guys to learn shit. So I'll give you an
example. If you go to the discord. Go to channels and roles. Let's say you want to learn game dev.
Choose that as a role. Now you get access to the game dev section. You won't see all these channels.
I know it's overwhelming for some people. You will only see the sections that you have actually signed
up for. So you sign up for game game dev. Now you have game dev section. You have resources in there.
There's like a whole community of people you can go and talk to. Like there's sections for unreal,
unity, roblox, renpi, rpg maker, godot, game maker. All this shit right. You want to learn about art.
The same kind of a thing. There's even sections in there for you to get commissions or like talk
to people about it or or get feedback on your work or any of this stuff. So choose any of these roles
and games that we play together or maybe you want to do voice acting or programming or writing or
it stuff or science related or life skills or streaming. Whatever you want it to be.
That's how the discord's set up. For you to learn shit. It's important. Yeah. Augments.
You gotta get augments on these now. Whoop. It's probably a faster way for me to do this.
I'm gonna put all these in another screen over here. There we go. What is this?
The gate question is super normal. Oh yeah I know. If you're wondering why the community is kind of
on edge about that is there's a bunch of people that come in here and are like do you use git
because someone on youtube said you don't use git. My repos are private. So they went in there and
they're like oh he hasn't updated any of his shit in years and it's like then how did I put out
updates on the video game on steam and then they were like he didn't update it in June and I was
like I updated on may 28th because I went to Europe so I updated it early but it's just like
a lot of youtubers are making all these claims because it generates views and money and they
they're acting like they're going on some great crusade but in reality it's it's just making money
for them dude so like it's turned into this like big drama thing so we get a bunch of people to
come in here and then they make a claim and then I go no that's not the claim and people in the
community are getting irritated about it because it's constant it's just constant for them so like
I get it I understand why they're on edge so don't don't take it personally if somebody's pissed off
about it I get it I super do and try not to be a dick to people who come in and say that stuff
some of them are being assholes some of them are just they just want to know man yeah yes
perplexing I did that's that's a good example of it there oh there's a guy with over 10 videos
about you in this last week's time talk about obsessed yeah and they they probably generate
between a hundred thousand and two hundred thousand views which means they're likely making
between five hundred and a thousand dollars per video on average you know in terms of ad revenue
if they're monetized correctly so you're looking at about ten to fifteen thousand dollars in ad
revenue for making hate videos like it's a business I get it right I also make content on
youtube and twitch it's like of course they're doing that right yeah it's it's a really good
time to make pirate software hate content right it's real lucrative right now so you know
so you wonder why that shit happens it's not a mystery all right we got all these done now
let's report those videos for harassment yeah ride of the storm and keep laughing I mean the
thing is some people come here and they just have bad faith on that kind of stuff but some people
come here and they're like I came in here as a hate watcher like we had a guy earlier on youtube
he's like I came in here to hate watch and I'm actually having a good time and like that is
probably just gonna happen more right that's that's basically it the core community knows who
I am they know all the stuff that I've done and new people are finding out who I am and either
they you know they fuck with me or they don't right no that's that's basically what it comes
down to and I'm fine with that it's sort of whatever no matter what happens I'm just gonna
keep running game jams and keep making things and keep streaming like it's not gonna stop so
neat right you know you forgot your dad's birthday bro yeah I did it was a good meme between me and
him I know you guys have like tried to turn this into like a gotcha but I talk to my dad all the
time dude like maybe you should go call yours you done that lately have you found any truth from the
grifter videos I don't watch them to be honest the community watches them then comes and spams me
about them just ignore that shit all right herbalism finished let's move on to archaeology
yeah these are all done so I don't have to care about that thanks corndog it's very nice of you
man oh yeah no verrett the thing that's even weirder about that is the framework that they
were reviewing on that I wrote eight years ago in game maker studio 1.4 structs didn't exist then
so like why would I refactor that to add that later when it runs on a smart fridge
like there's there's a certain point where performance is irrelevant when it comes to games
right I guess if you're working on something like netflix that shit always matters but like
structure edit in 2022 or 2020 yeah heart pounds eight years old but there was a game maker 1.4
so like there's no reason to go back and add that shit now because it's irrelevant and there's enums
in there that are actually set up literally for all of the you know any of the characters that
are talking so that's all set up correctly yeah but like I don't know like you could be upset
about it but it doesn't matter like the game at that point it's masturbatory like you're
you're refactoring for the sake of refactoring be like I made the most efficient thing possible
which doesn't matter exactly you know yeah it's it performance is irrelevant on a 360p
actually I think it's 160 isn't it is it where it's 180 do you know heart bounce true size
hold up let me go look at heart bounce through size I think it's in obj view actually close out
of this I'm pretty sure oh wait no it's in the first room let me grab this startup menu preload
and we change what was it there's like a whole thing for how to set this up in the original
section it's an inspector it is it's 360p because we changed the viewport I'm going to show you what
harbounds true size actually is it's one-to-one scaled so we can scale up to 720p and 1080p
natively that way the pixels never tear and we don't have to change the draw calls because
that's the biggest thing you have to deal with this heart pound is very small it's very tiny
like in fact lore is only 53 pixels tall it's very small he's very small
let me pull it up that's the actual size of the video game that is the true size it's very tiny
when you need to change or add an event changing or add an event is irrelevant like when I want
to make a new cut scene the implementation on that on this original framework which is still
in there is an hour-long implement implementation and we're talking about for something like this
with this many different routes three weeks of effort goes into it's like three to four weeks
of effort goes into actually writing all the routes implementing it is an hour like that
doesn't matter dude that is such a small amount of time used for implementation why would I refactor
that system right like this it's just such a weird argument and that's why I'm like okay
you're just doing this for views at this point because it's it's nitpicking for views it's
bitching for views it's bitching for money is really what it is yeah it doesn't matter that
shit doesn't matter at all yeah anyway I'm gonna go change this back to what it was
boop and get back to this one of the Minecraft stuff you pull up sometimes I work on block game
when I'm on stream I don't do my writing for heartbound on stream and all the development is
writing at this point so what you're seeing is block game shit we're refactoring all of the
crafting the video game rebuilt well not refactor rebuilding all of the crafting video game to work
on this new system of course and that means changing out a whole bunch of different stuff
to make sure that it feels right and is good and I had to rebalance the entire in-game economy and
now I'm rebalancing all of the profession based economy yeah I do love when people come in and
say have you learned four loops yet yeah there's a lot of four loops in heartbound there's no reason
to do a four loop on five alarms it's very cute but yeah also irrelevant all right archaeology
this is the augment for it yeah we'll do the augment for that augment is an offhand item
that modifies the set I need to check to see if that's actually used in the tier I need to see if
it's set up for the um set bonus rather yeah there we go everyone getting promo yeah because they
come in and they they make like attack posts or like they're trying to like sea lion or shit like
that we just we just ban them dude like if your first message to the community is to be an asshole
like I'm just ban you it's like it's not worth the effort have you heard or talked about the
ready or not situation no I don't even know what that is I have no idea what you're talking about
no clue man have you got any contacts that'd be cool yeah any presses good press dude that shit's
insufferable weekly lifetime daily bud yeah I have no idea what's going on with ready or not
it got neutered really yeah it's pretty bad Adam the swan ready or not is getting centered to fit
the age rating for console releases oh so how is it getting censored what are they removing from it
very cool safanda let's take a bet on how high the counter will get at end of stream
I mean it's probably gonna be like four or five hundred oh yeah no so martek we just get rid of
that from chat because like I just I put out videos for a year ago and I'm just leaving it
alone they put underwear in some npcs and clean up some gore not much I mean that's not that big
a deal is there anything like really egregious in the changes that you've seen yeah they removing
like do they change voices do they remove dialogue like anything is it like I guess
the way that I would feel about it is like it's a radio edit right you know like save for radio
edit of, like, a rap song, where it's always kind of a meme.
IGN is a Safer Work SFW article with the changes?
Can you link me that?
Why not just have a gore setting on PC, like any ton of other games?
I mean, it's not on PC, it's on console.
Did they change the PC version of the game too?
Spot on analogy, yeah.
It's a Kidz Bop version?
Oh, okay, so that's weird.
That is strange.
Changing the PC version to fit the console version in terms of, like, allowable, you
know, content.
That is strange.
Normally you would have two versions.
Weird.
That's actually really weird.
Hmm.
With no option to switch it back?
I don't know why they would do that.
That shit sucks.
Archaeology.
Chef Nugget.
Yeah, it looks like they're just changing all the content.
Dude, they changed a lot of content.
Yeah, I really think they should just release a PC version if they're going to do this.
And a console version.
That is really strange.
Yeah, nah, I'm not going to show those images on stream, but yeah.
Yeah, no, no, no, I'm not going to put that up.
It's pretty weird.
Yeah, shouldn't censorship be fully client-side?
I mean, to be real with you, I don't understand why you would release a console version and
a PC version.
Like, why you wouldn't release a console version and a PC version at that point.
We're going to wait on the ads.
Yeah.
They want it to be cross-platform?
I mean, you could have it cross-platform and just have the changes be client-side, right?
It's just asset changes.
I don't see why that needs to be server-side at that point.
That's a client-side asset change, right?
I don't know, that's weird.
Maintainability is the reason?
Makes sense.
That does make sense.
gender1ph with 500 bits said yarchier 500 a glorious morning to you, lord thorington,
longest of lemons, king of goblins, keeper of ligma, wrangler of fuzzy noodles.
What's up?
You always tell me to hold onto my butt, and I do, so much so that it developed a crack.
No.
But today I have a question about buttcheeks.
Is it one word, or should I spread them apart?
Uh, god damn it, who made you this way, dude?
Who did this?
Who did this to you?
Why are you like this?
Contentdelta with 500 bits said hey, Thor, again, love your stuff.
Thanks, man.
Please keep doing what you do.
Will do.
Got a question for you.
My wife and I are starting a business together but with our full time jobs and the kid time
is scarce.
As someone who runs, assists in running multiple businesses, do you have any tips we can use
to make the most of the time we have?
Yes.
You, you and your wife are a team, man.
Like straight up.
So if you want to do this correctly, you want to do it together, calendar.
Everything goes on the calendar.
Because you have to meet whatever your obligations are, you have to write down exactly what time
you're going to be spending on shit, you need to communicate the entire time.
And you're probably going to fight sometimes about that shit.
Any team is going to have arguments.
Any team is going to talk about shit and be like, no, I can't do that, I don't want to
do this or whatever, we don't have time for that shit.
And you just have to schedule, schedule, schedule, and fit rigidly to the schedule.
If something breaks, like, I don't know, your kid gets sick, you have to re-adapt, you know.
And that, that just, be flexible enough for emergencies, but outside of that, schedule
goddamn everything.
Everything goes on my calendar.
Everything goes on my calendar.
Constantly.
So.
See the Ingram micro ransomware event?
No.
You got something to show me?
I want to see.
Yeah.
Ransomware is terrifying, man.
Hmm.
How did that not get caught?
That's interesting.
One moment.
There we go.
The difference between ransomware and encryption is who has the key?
Yes.
Yeah, it is.
Heimdall's getting tired?
Heimdall's fine.
What if you have problems sticking to schedules?
Be more realistic about the schedule.
Boop.
I totally forgot that to make the chef's tier one leggings, you have to, you have to use
potatoes and gravy.
Like the, the chef tier one is made out of potatoes and gravy.
Ugh.
Grim.
How's it going everyone, how's it going with you, man?
Hope you're having a good day.
These cores.
Dude, I'm actually like crazy excited to see this system at play.
Like when all the players finally get on and try this out because I think this is such
a better direction for the game, such a better direction of the game.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm super into it.
Super into it.
What is this?
What are you working on if I'm asked?
So what I'm doing is I'm rebuilding all of the crafting for block M and what we're doing
is removing, the old system used to work like this.
Like you would make, let me grab this.
Whoop.
God damn it.
There we go.
The old system used to be like this where you'd have tier one and then you would craft
tier two and it would use tier one as an ingredient.
You'd craft tier three and it used tier two as an ingredient, so on and so forth.
Now you build a core and that core is set to tier one and that core is used to make
tier one and then you use a core to make tier two and use a core to make tier three.
As you repair an item, it builds up corruption and corruption reduces all of your stats by
a percentage, so as the item gets more and more corrupted, you get less and less stats.
When you take a core, you can now repair that item to remove corruption from the item, which
is kind of cool and I'm really interested in seeing where that goes and seeing players
using this.
The reason for this is to try and use as much of the items in the game to improve the in-game
economy by milling items and milling resources to give crafters something to do all the time.
Also, that dude is, you did that on your main account from 2016.
Are you a streamer?
Not a streamer.
Main account from 2016, you have a background, you have an icon, and he came into my chat
to say, hang yourself kindly.
Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna send that up.
And there you go, yeah, insane behavior, dude.
Doesn't even do that on an alt.
You reported it as well?
Yeah, I do.
If you go under, if you go under self-harm, they have a section for like encouraging others
to self-harm and that's the one that I do those ones under.
It's just messed up, dude, yeah.
Not liking you is one thing, but telling you to end it is wild, yeah, I mean like that's,
that's the problem is the grand majority of messages that we've gotten in over this have
been shit like that.
It's like insane.
A lot of those have kind of like fallen off, though, and now it's just like people doing
like stupid potshot weird shit, but like for the first, I want to say like five days, it
was just that, yeah.
It was just that.
I'm gonna unban that guy.
You suck, but that was over the line.
I mean, that's fine if you don't like me, if you don't fuck with me, whatever, dude.
But like we've had all kinds of insane shit, like I got swatted on July 1st and July 4th.
We've had people like calling my phone and leaving like horrific messages.
We've had people going after the moderators, going after my family members, like spamming
up our discord with gore, you know, just like insane shit, dude.
And it sucks.
Yeah.
They're already banned.
Good.
Thank you, Twitch.
Good job.
Let me, let me show you.
Twitch actually cares about this kind of stuff.
Very deeply.
Let me find it.
What was that dude's account?
Where the hell did that go?
Yeah.
I found it.
Boop.
And he's gone.
So yeah, that was the dude that just said that in chat and then just got banned.
So if you're wondering if Twitch cares or not, they definitely care.
And they, they hop on that shit really fast.
So anybody online that's like, Twitch doesn't give a shit.
No, Twitch gives a lot of a shit and you can't say that kind of stuff.
Like you can't just go in and tell a streamer to kill themselves because it's awful.
Yep.
So, yep.
Gross.
Good job, Twitch.
Thank you.
You just notice that anyone can report?
Yes, they can.
The bans for chatters are automods, possibly AI?
No.
Those are real human beings.
In fact, if you're moderators, can you say something in chat real quick?
The mods that are on staff right now?
Mods generally do four-hour shifts and so there are three different moderation teams
that go on during the stream, each stream.
A stream for 12 hours, so we've got three different mod teams.
Of those moderators, the mods are all full-time salaried employees.
They do not do this for free.
And that's important to understand.
You guys watching the stream allows me to pay my employees.
And those mods, they get not only a full-time salary, but they get medical benefits, vision,
dental, life insurance, and therapy on a $50 copay.
They have the exact same medical benefits that I do as the CEO.
No different for them.
I also don't change their pay based on what region they're in, so if you're a mod that
lives in Brazil, you get paid the same as the mod that lives in the United States because
I don't believe in regional pricing for employees because that sucks ass.
I think it's highly predatory against employees.
So yeah.
That's what they do.
I also pay our editors the same way, I also pay the staff that works at the Ferret Rescue
the same way.
And I'm able to do that because you watch the stream and that's it.
Alright.
Mods get medical benefits, but they can't have bread?
Yes.
That's actually really cool.
Honestly, dude, the way we're able to do it is because you guys watch.
Ad revenue on Twitch is actually really high.
Like if you're not doing a political stream, you're going to make ad revenue and if you
have a lot of viewers, that allows us to do this kind of stuff.
Like it's the same thing for the Ferret Rescue.
Ferret Rescue is basically entirely funded by ad revenue.
We're able to take care of 57 animals, well closer to 60 at this point.
I think it was corrected that there are more now because I can't keep track of every single
one of them, which Shay does.
And with that in mind, we're building the largest Ferret Rescue in the United States
using ad revenue, which is awesome.
So yeah.
What is it?
Oh, I didn't do an on-screen joke for 404, I should probably do that.
You respond to the code review already?
Code review video?
You have a person that is obsessively creating videos of all of my content on a framework
that I wrote eight years ago in a program that didn't have structs at the time.
Why are they doing that?
Because it makes good money.
And they also give you a course for resume review for $350 an hour.
Let's go to Chef Nugget.
Archaeology, Herbalism, Chef.
Chef.
Now we'll go this one.
Dungeoneer.
Fishing.
I think Balin has it.
Nice day for fishing, ain't it?
Uh, nope.
It's the other guy.
TTS time.
Calf underscore the underscore raven with five dollars said I'm a buff baby.
I can dance like a man.
Also you rock.
Dude, I love adventure time.
Hell yeah.
Pretty failed response by you?
No, it's not.
You have a video game that was written eight years ago inside of Game Maker Studio version
1.4.
It didn't have structs in the language at the time.
And there's no reason to refactor now because it doesn't add any more performance.
Heartbound runs perfectly on a smart fridge.
And if you think I'm wrong, let me show you this.
You don't refactor unless you actually get a performance gain out of it.
There's no reason to do that.
It's masturbatory wasted time as a programmer.
It doesn't make the dev cycle quicker.
Implementation on an entire cutscene is under an hour.
You know what takes longer?
Writing.
For three to four weeks each time.
And that's where people don't understand it's not a programming bottleneck.
It's a writing bottleneck.
It always has been.
I'm the writer too.
So, if it runs on a smart fridge, why the hell would I refactor it?
Especially since the programming isn't the bottleneck.
You know what is the bottleneck?
Writing.
Because it's a choose your own adventure game.
And these are all the routes that I had to write all the dialogue for for the next update.
And for the person who said, oh, you didn't respond to the accusation, you haven't updated
it?
No.
You know what did respond to that?
The goddamn patch notes.
The last update was on May 28th, which was the June monthly update.
I released it early because I had to go to TwitchCon Europe.
And the one before that was May 1st.
And the one before that was talking about moving the April update to May 1st because
I had to refactor a bunch of shit.
And then the next one is all of the updates going all the way back to January.
And then there wasn't a January update because it was in a beta branch that we then merged
into the February update, which is why it was so large.
You know, the patch notes that are publicly available on the Steam page for the video
game that you can see.
Stop mainlining YouTube.
Go research some shit.
And to be honest with you, TMZ is not a personality that you want to adopt.
Just go make stuff.
All right.
We need a pristine chorus for this there.
Boop.
How's it cold?
I'm still coughing.
My round of antibiotics are over, but I feel dramatically better than I did.
So I don't know, man.
If it gets worse, I'm going back to the doctor.
It's been a freaking month, though.
Band numbers insane?
Yeah.
Chat hoppers, man.
Long time to be sick?
I know.
I got...
So basically I started coughing right after I got home from Europe, and I just haven't
stopped.
So it's been, like, annoying, right?
Yeah, whatever the Europe cold is.
At least it's less than it was, right?
Climate change?
It's not climate change.
It's got sick, dude.
The clean European air got you.
I don't know about that one, chief.
Ugh.
So, like, popping shit up.
Anthony Davis 5288 with $10 said, hey, Thor.
What's up?
Did you know the Ogg Star Wars Battlefront 1 2004 had an art gallery?
No.
It slowly unlocked as you played the game.
Sadly, Steam's version doesn't have the feature.
It's possible it's only on Xbox.
Steam's version didn't have the feature?
That's kind of weird.
I'd be interested to know more about that.
That sounds kind of cool.
Random trivia day.
On Izumi Kohari with 500 bits said, hi, Thor.
You always say, just make games, and I took that literally.
I'd love to hear your opinion about my community-driven, fully live-on-stream-developed project, Is
This a Game Yet?, which just recently released on Steam.
It's a blank slate project where players compete on a leaderboard to decide what happens in
every week's update.
Hold up.
That sounds insane, actually.
So you update it every week based on a leaderboard.
One button, one global leaderboard.
And they do...
It's a community-driven choose your own adventure where you update it each time?
Oh, that's weird.
I don't think I've ever heard of anyone doing that.
So when you get on the leaderboard, you actually vote for what happens next.
Okay.
That's kind of sick, dude.
Replace the button with enemies.
I feel like this would implode really fast, but be super fun.
Add a dog to the player as the option to pet.
If dog gets pet, player gets smiley face.
This makes the player move faster.
Mostly just add a pettable dog.
This is cool.
I love that.
Press F to pet.
That's a wild project.
I don't think I've heard of...
Yeah, I haven't heard of anyone doing that.
That's really neat.
Sick, dude.
Good job.
Whoop.
Yeah.
It's cool.
Weird.
Weird idea.
Dig it.
Oh, Path of Exile 2 got another update, huh?
When did they do that?
I guess on July 10th.
It was four days ago.
0.21b.
I'm going to have to check out what they changed.
I have an extra hyphen at the start of one of the core ones.
Do I?
You said core cursed.
Do I?
Ah, it's core pork.
It's core pork.
Found it.
Alright.
I need to use the bathroom.
One sec.
Oh, hi.
I'm eating a snack.
One moment.
It's not even real code?
No.
It's configuration, bud.
Eating on the toilet?
No.
It's the bathroom and then I got a snack.
Bro's never seen YAML?
I know.
There's a lot of them, though.
If you want to learn about it, ask away, man.
What's your favorite Norse legend?
The two wolves that pull the moon and the sun across the sky.
I think that's neat.
I'm eating a delicious snack, but I can't tell you what it is.
Cachette would wake up and kill me.
Is it cheese?
Cheese is one of the ingredients.
Bread is also one of the ingredients
Whoop neato burrito dude. Yeah, I was making I made Thor dinner dude. No, no, no, it's just Thor dinner
It's random assortment of items from the fridge made into a sandwich. Is this one of the snack? Yeah, don't let she know
Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I don't even know what that is
Cipher. Yeah, I have no idea what that is
Boop lots of targeted buzzwords you see lining. Yeah
What do you get for not snitching I mean you could snitch but you don't have the full context
So get out you get nothing get nothing either way. That's right. Nothing. What do you get for not snitching?
You get to be the primary clone
Don't worry. You're definitely the primary clone right now and you get to continue being
Clone number one. That's what you get Corona. I'm sorry Jake
Definitely not Kronos
Almost screwed it up there
Don't worry. We'll deactivate. I mean
Just don't worry about it. You want a clone clone clone clone. You can have a Kronos clone. Maybe we start selling those
Gabi von rose with
570 bits said y'all cheer
570 we are the goblins who say me and we have decreed that you brave streamer must bring us a
Slightly confused rubber duck a left sock of destiny and a ham sandwich, but without the ham
Only then shall we grant you the sacred support of the goblin horde
Which includes at least three emotional support ferrets and one guy named Dave who's just here for snacks
Now go forth mighty streamer for if you do not we shall say me me me me me me
It's very funny if Jake is clone number one is he zero indexed?
Don't worry about it. Don't don't go looking for clone zero
Just don't worry about it. We want a shrubbery. Mmm. You're not a clone Jake you're
You like clone adjacent, right? You know, don't worry about it. Just you know, I just don't think about it too hard
It's fine. It's fine
It's fine. I could hear you thinking about it. I know I know you're thinking about it. I can hear it. Yeah
Let's see
Okay, this is where things get interesting. None of this needs to change
Go on to a different one the
Rune carving. I think it's a tree. No, that might be no that's the runer racer. We don't need that
Roker
There we go give this the cost of cores
whoo, actually
Gold is until sky steel. We're gonna have to get rid of that
Yeah, we're gonna get rid of gold cost on these because there's no way to get it early
Yep, and now tier three will leave the gold cost
We have to go remove this actually
Boop ba-doop ba-doop. Well gave me to work on block game my dude
I work on block game on stream and I work on heart bound off stream because heart bound is all writing nothing else
That just say four four four. I have no idea what the amount is that now
Doesn't pop up on here it pops up in a tiny thing over there. Is this Elden Ring code, bro?
What this is a configuration file, this is not code. So for those who those of you who are you guys?
Like who among you is wondering what is going on on screen? Who is who is wondering how this works?
Yes, are you okay? So what you are seeing is a configuration file and
We'll go over to broker the rune carver and I'll show you what's going on. Right? We're gonna go over here
This is for an MMO that Jake and I work on
Old block game that the community has been playing for about three and a half years
We've had tens of thousands of players something. We've always kept with the community. It's completely free
We don't monetize any of it's just for fun, right?
So we'll go look at this master rune carver's cap. It requires a whole bunch of different materials, right shitload of different materials
That's on here. Let's go into this configuration file
We're gonna go down to the master rune carver's cap that's here and we're gonna remove everything except for the gold ingots like that
And then I'm gonna save it, right?
So after this is saved we're gonna wait for that to pop up onto the server through SFTP
We're just gonna take it a moment. I'm gonna wait for this to turn gray. It'll turn gray down at the bottom there
It's doing it. It's doing it. Now. It's completed so we can get back in the game
Do this and it has now
hot fixed
That recipe the reason why this is set up
This way is so that players don't have any interruption in service while we're balancing the game
So when the server is back online
I do all this stuff through configuration to do game balance drop rates items crafting everything like that specifically through this
So we don't have to take the server down
Otherwise, we'd build it all in pure Java and I'd have to take the server down any time
We wanted to make a change which sucks. So I don't really want to do that. This is way better for the players
Yeah, so it's much much easier much much more efficient and a better experience for the player base
So that's why you see me working in
Configuration files whenever I'm doing this
Yeah, right now I am updating our entire crafting system all of it
Every single goddamn item. It's a shitload actually like the hot update system
Yeah, I mean it's a hot fix so that way the server stays online the players don't lose access
It's just overall better, you know, what's the server status? We're going to be relaunching block game this month
So that's what we're working on. I've got an update for heartbound coming out
Probably this week. I'm trying to get it out before my birthday on the 17th. So that's a thing but
This will be done this month. That's the idea. Anyway, unless some insane shit happens
Somewhere. I know Jake fix the iframe bug that he implemented the other day
and now
What else do we even have left?
There's a huge amount left at this point
64 64 64 and then we'll do
32 no, not the 42
32
Yeah, I got to rebalance some of this stuff. That's
Not what I wanted. There we go. And then 16
16
16 and 16. There we go. So now these all have course these are using the core system now
We're gonna config files is pretty common in video games easier to handle for things that might have to change regularly even offline games
It depends right like config files are pretty good way to do it
I know when I implement the the system for fan-made
Dialogue for harpoon that's all gonna be config files that are exposed to the player
Everything else is internal just using the in-game scripts
so they're compiled into the game kind of a thing the reason why I did that is because originally people were modifying it and
putting weird stuff in the game, but I'm gonna be exposing that as a
They'll be like identifying the screen. They this is the fan translation, right?
So it'll be up on screen whenever they're using that its difference between vanilla minecraft and block game everything like
if we go and pull this up like let me go into profile and
so your profile actually shows like the amount of corruption you have how it affects all of your stats your defensive stats your offensive stats
The professions that you've actually got and professions actually view statistics as you level them up
What your reputations are with what factions and how that's affecting your statistics your talents and all the talents that you've actually taken how those affect
All of your stats there's dungeons. There's crafting there's
Base-building there's raids and and you know your town versus another town or your nation versus another nation
It's an MMO and it's a survival MMO
so you also have to drink water you have to eat food and if you don't you starve to death so a
Lot of shit. Is there a tutorial? Yes. So in the latest version we rebuilt the entire craft or the entire
Questing system and now there's a tutorial for new players instead of it being a bunch of NPCs that just tell you shit that everyone
Ignores you actually have to do things you can see it at the top block game tutorial eat food to become full
So after I eat food to become full it should fix that sort of a thing
And then move on to the next quest so I have to go through and rebalance all that stuff
But this is where I'm at right now is reef, you know rebuilding all of the professions
So so far we've done herbalism archaeology
Cooking fishing and rune carving and I have to move on to the next one now and just keep going
Boop. Yes sandbox rather than theme park MMO
Yeah, I'll give you I'll give you an example of like one of the dungeons to like we'll go warp to
Ragners and like these are all open world. There's no fast travel for players, but you'll find this like out in the open world
So if you go through this it takes you to a non instanced dungeon
So people can actually fight in here and Krognars Bastion actually has like jumping puzzles that go off on timers
You can sit here and watch this go like that and they've got like chains up above so you can get caught on that and fall
into the lava
there's you know things like this where you have to like
Zoom your way through and not get crushed by the machine and not fall off into the lava
At the same time you're also fighting, you know unique enemies. These guys actually have different powers and stuff like that
There's instance chests that are actually in there. There's bosses in here as well
So if we go down here and look at this this room actually spawned cinder, which is basically rich nappy lives
He just fights the sky all the time
There's a fire elemental that shows up there and then changes a whole bunch of stuff in the room
He actually turns certain portions of the room into
magma blocks
So if you touch them they light on fire and then at certain percentages of HP
He explodes and then does damage to you after he dies this wall here turns off of lava
And then you have to break through the wall and then go on to the next section. There's like stuff up here
So you'll go through this go down into the library, which is usually filled with mages. There's even secrets in this too
So like through this wall
There's like secret stuff that you can find through this
Chests respawn every 24 hours and it does like a big ping to the entire server when that happens
Also if we go to Murkheim
There's a resource world that's set up. So every week this zone completely changes entirely like the whole world gets regenerated
So every week you can go here and this is an extraction
Where you go out you get as many materials as possible and then you jump through one of these portals to return to Midgard
This is how you level up your professions and do that kind of stuff where people will try to find you
They'll try to kill you but you can get out and get your materials out and go have fun
So there's PvP content for people. There's PvE content for people and you know
There's building content for people in professions and everything like that
It's stuff that that I've built over the last like three and a half years and we've had a lot of players in it
And then I brought Jake on about a year and a half two years ago at this point and that's it. Yeah
We've just been working on it ever since we just kind of put it out to the community
It's fun and I do not monetize any of this to be clear. I don't like monetization on Minecraft servers personally
So I just don't monetize it. There's no
Like tickets or titles or loot box shit, none of that stupid crap like it's just free so
Go back to origin and then we go to
What is it called? Is it still called Agartha? No, it's called Yggdrasil now
There we go
So you can go to Yggdrasil and like this shows you what kind of world that you're going to so like that's Murkheim where you
Get profession XP and drops you can build anywhere but it resets every week and then you've got
Midgard where you don't get profession XP no profession drops, but you can build in town. So you build your town up
But you can't stay in the town if you want to build up your profession
so you build your town up and then you go to Murkheim you get stuff and then you get out of there and you bring
It back to Midgard and you build more shit and that's sort of the idea for it, right?
And then I do seasonal events too. So if we work to
Mothman's Den
Let me do world load
Now one sec my worlds load
Mothman's Den and then warp to Mothman's Den
So like we do Mothman March every year
we're like you go into Mothman's Mothman's area and then there's an NPC that you actually interact with that allows you to
buy Mothman related gear and then you get to have fun with that and then there's chests that actually drop stuff for you every year and
Like so I do seasonal events and things like that for you. Just have fun, you know
So where did you just play PvE or opt out of PvP?
I mean, it's kind of hard to but PvP is always an escapable thing so you can you can just leave right a lot of people
will use
like the talents if we go to
Profile real quick and we go up here and you can look at the talents
They'll usually get if they don't want to engage in PvP
They'll get juggernaut somatics alacrity and Spartan which gives you 20% move speed at all times
And then you just book it like no one catches you you're gone, right?
And they'll do that and they'll take a sword with them and the sword allows you to do a leap like
Because it's for warriors
So they just do that and they just leave man
Like if you if you want to run away just go warrior and just do full full feet. No one's gonna catch you
So there are options for that kind of stuff if you want to if you like I am only in this for the professions you
Just don't give a shit. You know, how much could people play on a server? It's good that too many people would be playing
It depends I know in the beginning it's gonna cap again we have a cap of a hundred players
It used to be a cap of 75
But we updated it because we moved over for an NBT to item component system
Which saved about 30% processing power in the server, which is a pretty massive increase in like reduction in processing power, which is huge
Right, so we've updated that now to the item component system and soon
We'll be able to test to see if it can actually take a hundred players. We don't know
Concurrently instance towns Murkheim Murkheim is not instanced. No, none of that is instanced
The idea is to encourage conflict, but give you give you tools to get out of conflict if you want to
I don't want there ever to be a thing of you just have your nice little
Bubble where no one can touch you and you get to farm things infinitely
That's not a good thing for a social sandbox game. Not at all. Yeah
Yeah, that's not good at all code is done. All right, where's the complete game?
Then if the framework for heartbound is finished
That is not all of the code the framework is done when I want to make a new cutscene
Which is all of the video game, frankly
I write out all the dialogue that takes about three to four weeks and then I implement it because the framework is done that
Implementation takes about an hour. Yeah, the dialogue is the lion's share of the work because I do all the writing as well
Took me too long to figure that out initially for what took too long to figure what up still an SMP mode
Oh, oh, yeah for that. That makes sense. Yeah, what I've been doing is I've been going through and changing our entire thing over to
Cores in terms of that also Jake. What did you just update because you restarted the server and said boop
Hope all is well. I'm doing alright. I'm still coughing
You're writing your head already just needs to go on a paper sometimes
Yeah, sometimes I'm kind of like stuck and I got to think about it
But sometimes I'm just you know, I know what I want to write. I just got to get in there
It's writing takes time change tears to rate it rarity in the back end. Okay, I'd like to see what that looks like
So let's go look. Let's go see what that does
We'll go grab I don't know armors
Rarity common that looks good
Tears are not showing up
So the tear is not showing up. I
Do have it in place?
Yeah
so the tokens the string and
The layout are all implemented already for front-end stuff Jake
Rarity looks good. Is there something you have to do on tears are not done yet
I only replace the tier manager into a rarity manager. Okay, cool. Yeah, it's looking good
That looks really good. Let me go make sure that it works for crafting
Yeah, looks good for crafting too sick because I know the crafting UI is different. I still need to go and mess with this
Yeah, everything is good. Nice job, man
Really nice job
Cool
Yeah, no, my middle name is Thor. My full name is Jason Thor Hall
A lot of people are trying to use a gacha and be like, oh, I'm gonna call him Jason to piss him off
But like the only people call me Jason like my grandma and my doctor, dude
It's not really a gotcha it's just my first name, but I just don't go by it
When I play Death Stranding 2, I need to play Death Stranding 1 first, man. Yeah
It's Jamal. I know right?
You
Just say Jason
I mean if you want to but like it's kind of weird right like I don't go but I haven't gone by that since I was
Like 13 I go by my middle name, right? I'll get I'll give you an example of what I use it for
So I actually have a filter in my email that when companies reach out to me and they say hey Jason
I love your stream. I watch it all the time. Would you like to do business together?
I just it goes into the trash because I know that dude is lying
Because I never go by my first name and they just look me up
They're like his name is Jason, but they don't know anything about me or the community
So we'd I know that it's full of shit
So like whenever I see that I'm like, oh that dude doesn't know anything. There's just some scene some shit on the internet, right?
Call me Jay Hall ridiculous
Yeah, also not a gacha. There was my name of my character and a bunch of different video games
Then I'm with warm regards instant fail. All right, it's a great filter. It's a great filter
It's super funny
you know people will try and say that's like my old name maldavious was a gacha too and I'll show you this like
We just delete them because they're just like here disingenuously trying to like start shit
But uh, yeah, this is my character on second life ages ago. There he is
He's an object head man with a frickin crab claw for a hand like alright
Like it's not it's again. It's not a gacha. You're just annoying. So we ban you
It's like okay
Like if someone comes in like, ah, it's like I'm gonna say your first name
I'm like, wow, you're like 12 get out, you know, like that's super. Yeah, the tweaking hand is cool
This stuff was made by Rachel breaker and then I modified the shit out of his head. It was a freebie TV
I turned into stuff
Yeah, and this is actually the character that we ended up putting in a kill the moon
If you look at the icon for kill the moon and the character there there he is
Because that's my old character from ages ago
So when I've eventually made kill the moon with Shay that's gonna be the one of the suits of armor
You can wear is my dude
Because I like object heads and I think they're neat
that's why I'm just like making the reason that we ban these people is because they're annoying because you're just like I gotta gotcha and
We're like, no you you don't you just really obnoxious and from the internet, right? Yeah
That's kind of how that goes. So
NFT could sell for a lot disgusting. Is there a lore behind how you remember the name?
It was a World of Warcraft vanilla. I hit random on the character creator and that was the name that came up
Kind of funny but like yeah, that's where that name came from
Yeah, I know Twitter's obsessed with it. It just doesn't make any sense
Wow, Jake said, okay, but I'll give you a pity band so you can go back to Reddit. Oh
Oh
Yeah, I did get marked
Yeah, I mean that's that's the other weird gotcha. They're like, did he work at Blizzard, dude?
My LinkedIn shows my entire work history like all of it here. It's not like a thing
It's not even the same the only place I've worked
That's the other thing that's really stupid about it. Like I've had a long-ass career doing all kinds of shit, dude
There's my work history
Wow
So that's the other gotcha that people try to put up and it's like dude this shit has been public forever like
Like what the hell?
It's just insane to see
Is these guys popping and there's like thousands of them?
It's gonna ban that one. There's another one there has been
Yep, it's making another game. What happened to his tenure project
You mean the one that I update every month that has this is the next update your god
Yeah, it's just like I said, it's just like weird disingenuous arguments from people just want us their shit, you know
That's why we've Adam
It's it's 100% peak. Look at me behavior, you know
All right. This one is done move on to the next good job. By the way, Jake
Keep it up, man
Rune carving is finished
Herbalism is finished fishing is finished. What's the next one?
What is the next one?
You go by Jason or Thor in my career Thor like I've literally just been going by my middle name since I was like 13
Yeah
Like bro, dude, if your middle name was Thor you'd do it too. Like why the hell would I not go by that shits?
Awesome, like are you kidding me? Oh
Don't act like you wouldn't don't be full of shit. Okay blacksmith is done bows. Did we update pose?
Okay updated bows because that was part of the Ranger update. I think it's just professions
Chef the dealers need to be updated
fishing Forge Guardian Halloween I
Totally forgot I forgot about David s pumpkins, dude
Shit, who knows what David s pumpkins is
During Halloween we do an event
Which is like all Hollows Eve and we have an NPC named David s pumpkins
Yeah, well memory unlocked exactly
Yeah, we have yeah Tom Hanks, dude
We do David s pumpkins and we have two skeletons that are next to him that are named part of it
So so the NPC that actually sells you stuff for Halloween is named David s pumpkins, yeah, that's the best dude
Which told me to support you by turning half ad blocker do whatever you want
You could do whatever you like and a ad blocker being turned off does do that and I pause for ads whenever of ads this
Overlay shows up and I just wait so I've been doing that for years man
Which I thought was funny. There was like a Twitter post today where they're like this streamers the only one who pauses on ads
I'm like
Nope, I'm not even the only one who pauses for ads like there's a shitload of streamers to do this, but okay, right?
Yeah, pausing on ads is super common and a lot of streamers do it so yeah
When will block aim be back online this this month? Yeah
I
Was pausing for ads a bad thing
Oh, it's not it was the it was the assertion that that streamer is the only streamer that does it
So everyone should support the only streamer that does it. I think I think that's the the biggest meme is like no
There's a lot of people that do this myself included. I've been doing it for years other people have been doing it for years
So it's just kind of a weird call out and then everyone like bandwagon like wow
This oh, this is the only streamer that does this and it's like no dude, like stop it
Why do you value working there so much I I don't I left blizzard because it sucked ass to work there
I was paid like 36% of industry standard for my job
I've worked so many other places since then
The difference is the internet has claimed that this is like the primary thing that matters because I have a lot of cool
Experiences there because I've worked there for a while
Like I worked at the like after that I worked at Amazon game studio
Then I worked for the United States Department of Energy and now I'm a freelancer that also streams and makes video games and shit
And like there's a ton of shit. I've done. I haven't worked there since 2016. It's been nine years
But people are obsessed by it because they think that I talk about it every day
But I only talk about it when people ask me about it because they want to know and I think that's him like
That's the context that people the internet don't get because they get like a super cut of me talking about it over a year
You just talked about it and somebody just asked about it
Yeah
Why'd you leave because it sucked. That's why I left. I left because I
Started to go. I've been here too long
I need to find out what I'm worth and I applied to Amazon game studio
That was right up the street and they wanted to triple my pay
While reducing my workload. Why would I not quit like that shits insane, dude?
Like I would absolutely quit at that point. So I did that was great
I'm probably the best choice I ever made in my life dude quitting that shit made absolute sense, and I'm glad I did it
Yeah, get paid, dude
How come you didn't stay for long did you like Amazon I loved working for Amazon actually
It was one of the first places I ever worked where I felt like a human being to be honest
You get any equity. Hell no what bro? No
No, I left Amazon game studio because I got a job offer from the United States Department of Energy
The government comes in and goes hey
Do you want to work ten weeks a year and get paid more than double what you're paying paid right now?
Like you're gonna say yes, like that's like why would you ever say no to that? That's insane
So then I only had to work ten weeks a year and I had to fly around the country and like the ten weeks
Here we're on call. So like whenever they contacted they're like, hey, you're flying here tomorrow. Good luck, right?
You know, it's like you have to just go, you know, yeah, I get to hack power plants kind of cool
Right kind of a neat job
But um got the flyer in the country got to learn a bunch of shit for my team got to have cool new
Experiences and got to get paid a shitload of money, right and then after that
During my time there. We had our team four people quit at the same time
They went off to go make their own security firm and I was like god damn it and they wanted to increase my time
obligation from ten weeks a year to 30 and I'm like
No, so like at that time period I was like, oh shit
I'm gonna quit cuz I'm not flying 30 weeks out of the year like that's ass, right? I'm not doing that
Yeah, they didn't give me three times to Sally. They just wanted to be that does he still work there?
No, he doesn't work there either. He streams now
No corresponding pay increase same pay 30 weeks a year, which is more than half the year
So I quit and then I was gonna take two weeks and figure out what I wanted to do
Cuz I think maybe I'll go back to Amazon. They would do my own thing
I don't know and then like three days into that two weeks jacksepticeye played our game harpo
And I was like, well guess I'm doing this from now on and I have never looked back and I don't want to work in
AAA that shit is pain. I
Hated all of my experiences working that shit and like no one listens to that side of the story
They just make a bunch of weird call-out posts and memes about Blizzard. It's like dude. It sucked ass working there
There's a reason I don't work there anymore because it sucked and I hated it. I left
Yeah
You save all your footage streams because you have like hundreds of hours
We do the last 60 days on Twitch and like some of them are over on YouTube, right?
Yeah
Would you hate working in AAA? AGS was the only time I really enjoyed it man. Amazon Game Studio was great
a lot of the team that we got to work with there were people that had left Blizzard and gone over to Amazon Game Studio and
They were like Jesus Christ is so much better here because there was no overtime
Everybody went home at 6 p.m. Like you clocked it the weirdest experience I had was like first week
I'm like sitting there working and then like the dude next to me just gets up and leaves and I was like
And they're like, yeah, it's time to go. It's like what like there was like a foreign concept, right? Cuz like no overtime at all
Everyone just left on time
It's like freaking weird for me, dude. So yeah, like it's a totally different environment. It's way better
Did the do a cop to cost your flights? Yeah, they didn't know you you paid for it yourself
And then you had to put in an expense report basic shit
Yeah
I think the weirdest thing to do II the one that that was kind of strange for me out of everything was I had a government
ID and then whenever I take a flight
I'd have to show them government ID because you skipped the whole line with it and they'd say thank you for your service and I
was like
What?
That was that was the weird thing for me
Yeah, we had a limit for like how much we could expense but that was that was the one weird thing
I was like, there's no I was like that doesn't make you say that to like somebody who goes to war too
Like not to some nerd ass that's just got a government contracting job
you know you were providing a service I guess but like
It's just weird
Yeah
What would you have done if Jack didn't play heart bones? So there was a job
They tried to offer me before I left Amazon Game Studio
But they were building a security team and I'm was planning on going back and doing that
Because the job was still open at the time, I don't know what happened to it
I don't know if they ever ended up spinning that up
But that was I was gonna go apply to that was the plan at the time and if that didn't work
I'd do something else right whatever it was gonna be but since Jack played heartbound I was like, well
I'm gonna go do that and then I did that. Yeah, was it good hours?
Like what time do you start when I was at AGS or at Dewey?
Dewey was on call man. Like it was you go fly when we tell you to go fly
Yeah
Where did you meet Zoltralord? On Twitch, unfortunately. Yeah
Yeah
Remember to thank Verizon for their service. I know dude
Yeah
if you want to ask questions about that shit you can like this is the reason that there's a shitload of of like
Comments about that like videos of me talking about my working space because people ask they want to know and I just go okay
We'll talk about it
Did you always want to make games? Um, I kind of got the bug to do indie stuff
I would say about a year before I went over to AGS, right?
I would say about a year two years and we made champions at breakfast as a result of that on the side project committee
So I got approved by the side project committee that I went forward and did it. Yeah, would you work on an AGS?
So Lumberyard game engine I did automation frameworks in Python pretty easy job to be real with you
It was nice to go from like senior red team and then into you know, Python framework development way easier
It was like a chill-ass job, honestly
Yeah
It kind of is pointless
Check yeah
Ever say you too when you thank you for your service
I don't think I ever said it for that, but I've said it to a lot of waiters
They're like, enjoy your meal and I'm like you too and then and then you just feel bad right like
You go shit, there's nothing I could do now, you know
Yeah
Discussing unionization. Yeah, dude. I thought AGS just published a lot of Stark and did localization
No, they made they made new world. They made the Lumberyard game engine at the time and I know
What was it? That was it Star Citizen wanted to put it in Lumberyard for a while
I actually don't know
If they ended up implementing everything in that or moving to something else or like a weird version of Lumberyard and I don't yeah
Was it Starfield or Star Citizen? He was Star Citizen. They don't use Lumberyard anymore. Yeah, okay
So they moved it into it and then moved it out of it. Is that what it was?
Yeah, cuz it's kind of weird
Instead of the guys at any movie theater who say enjoy the movie
They're going to and basically replace everything with their own stuff. Okay, that makes sense. Yeah, Lumberyard was kind of a shit show
It was not like great software cuz like when I joined that team
They had they were working on their own in-house game engine
which everyone was excited for and I joined the team right as they forked off of that or they left that and
management had bought a slice of cry engine and then they were
Mandatorily
working off of that slice of cry engine is the baseline and I'm like and
Everyone was mad and like that's when I joined the team
It's like it was awful, dude
It was not good. Oh, I know sass. I'm aware. It's so weird, dude
How's it even supposed to work? It didn't it's basically how it was. Yeah
I'm gonna wait on these ads
You notice YouTube runs better at least on mobile twitch
Skipped like an old CD player. Yeah, there's some weird shit with twitch right now with performance
If you close your browser entirely and then reopen it, it should fix it. I've noticed the same. It's really kind of odd
I don't know what the hell's going on with it
Someone who's never had a job
Should I try to grab under the first opportunity I have or try to be picky and get something else you like grab the first
Thing you get then like I'm gonna be completely honest with you
You can always just leave go somewhere else
Yeah, very cool. I'm gonna wait kind of wait. All right, there we go
Yeah, take what you can get it first get some work experience in the market is dogshit right now
so like getting in and trying to
Like get a job to get any work experience. Just take the job if you have no workers, just do it. Yeah
You starting learning coding any advice? Sure. So our discord if you go to it this shit's free, by the way
I don't monetize knowledge that shit's dumb
In our discord we have channels and roles
You can actually go choose the programming channel and their programming role and that will give you access to the programming section
So you can also choose game dev video hacking art audio, whatever, right?
Go down to the programming section, which is here
There's a ton of resources that you'll be able to access from there and a whole community of other people that are interacting
in the same way that you can learn from
The idea is to build micro communities for you to learn from each other so you can get a whole bunch of cool shit under
Your belt and then go from there. Yeah, we I think we even have something for like code review and stuff in there, too
so if you want to put your stuff up and
Get eviscerated you can if you want to but ton of different channels ton of different stuff to learn and it's all free
I don't like monetizing that stuff. I think it's lame
Just don't select all the roles discord has a tad bit too much channels mo
Yeah, no, it's got a shitload of channels. If you select all the roles, it'd be great
QQ a be a good entry point it can be depends on what your career
But you know aspirations are in some places QA can be turned into like when you get higher up in QA
Your pathway ends up being either management or production
Which is sort of shit and in some places you get to stay QA and some places that can lead into development jobs
it depends on the kind of
Way that that business is structured depending on who who is you know, how it works in there?
So you have to kind of look into it first. Yeah road map that I CH is good. You still live
Yeah, I stream 12 hours a day five days a week, but
Yeah, do you need to spend three hundred fifty dollars for a code review?
No, you just show it to the community and talk to people any advice for losing weight
You're eating less than working out. You're not losing much weight
I lost 80 pounds and I did that by cutting soda out of my diet
Results may vary but I stopped drinking soda and I went from 265 down to 185
And I'm I've kept it off for like five years six years. So I'm pretty happy with that
Do you have a degree in something? Nope. It's great when a job really feels like a family
I would be wary of any job that describes itself as a family or we're all in this together
No, bitch, you're paying me money to do a service like
No, no, no, no
No
Yeah, no
You can have friends at the workplace, but the moment your boss starts talking about it being a family
You're probably getting ripped off somewhere
Yeah
Do you still answer discord DMS not currently because they're filled with weird shit right now. You have a greater good
All right. We don't need David s pumpkins right now
Mining now it needs to be fixed
Logging. There we go
Logging is it Larry?
Yes
Yeah, let's circle back put a pin in it. I don't want to boil the ocean
If you're paid 10% of new market median for your role, do you make the switch to a new company?
Do you have an offer from that new company? Do you have to do any type of?
Repositioning IRL is it remote like there's a lot of different choices that you have to go through there and you have to
Really decide like is this for me dude, it's beyond just pay if you're paid under 10% under median
Might be time to start looking right but also take everything else into account
Like I I job hopped when I wanted more money in my life and I did that and it was definitely worth it like a hundred
percent
100% was worth it
Because at a certain point you should be paid what you're worth and if you're not getting paid what you're worth in a place
It is very hard to increase your pay there
Always give your boss an opportunity to fix it
but
Knowing that it usually won't happen. Yeah
500 hell yeah
Good job mods
Well done
Data, I'm loyal struggle with hopping. Just think about one thing man
Have you seen someone else at your workplace get fired? How much loyalty did they have when they got fired?
That's the big question and you have to ask yourself that I watched people get fired and in layoffs like a ton
And it was devastating
It was horrible to watch even people that were there for years that were super dedicated to business. It could happen to you
So look out for number one when it comes to
Aspirations of career you you were an ITC found out before everyone else. Yeah, this code sucks
Bro, it's not code. This is configuration file. I love comments like that cuz you're like this code sucks
non-programmer identified like
Dumb ass
What is the next game you'll be playing so
This month is like a lot of dev work on block game
Like that's kind of the big the big plan for this and then keeping my my base in dune awakening alive
Is sort of the idea right now and then next month in August
I want to play a lot of ashes of creation because they're going into phase three with the summoner is done and like I'm kind
of excited to see how that that class works and see how they've
update up
Updated if I could talk the in-game economy because the biggest problem with that game was the economy for ashes
It was so bad dude, like the economy changes just gutted our guild and we a lot of people didn't want to play
Yeah, I I hate it. Like I hated it the change rain world say rain world
I mean we could play rain world and that'd be fun
Need a pole to at the beginning of the stream to see how I the band counter hit maybe dude. Wait, what is this?
Bro what?
Martis, are you okay?
That's weird. Bitcraft is really good. Bitcraft is an amazing second monitor game. I have found
like it I'm level 23 in fishing so like
It's like I understand how much I still only have this starting armor, by the way
Still level 23 in fishing cuz like you just put it over there and then like you hear the noise like oh
I'm gonna set it back up to fishing again. You'll out fish me probably it's not a lot
It is what I haven't changed any of my gear, right?
Yeah
So everybody keeps popping up on the right top of the counter
Bama's yeah
Found another games. What is this? I just weird shit. Have you played Mario Kart world?
No, I've not played Mario Kart world. Yeah
Not yet. Yeah troll bow shit. Yeah
We think we have backpack battles so I played like a phone version of a backpack battle game
I don't know if it's the same one
I really liked the way that the inventory worked for that and it was pretty fun. Like I enjoy that kind of shit. I
Really enjoy backpack battle stuff. That's fun. He's too MMO pill dude. I've always been MMO pill. That's my favorite thing
Sorry, real name is my middle name, man. I just go by that. My full name is Jason Thor Hall, right?
So I just go by like at that point why not? I've been doing that since I was like a teenager. So
You're too upset with Nintendo. I like
Yeah, they're stupid. I put a video out about it
I don't think you do fat cop one. I
Feel like that's that's probably a lie. So I'm gonna ban you and you can tell me about it in the unbanned request
Backpack battles is Tetris plus RPG. Yeah, there's one that's like a PvP one on the phone that I played for a little while and
Like you put stuff in your backpack and the other person put stuff in their backpack in real time
You'd like have rounds and you fight each other with those rounds and you get more items between rounds. Just kind of cool
Like I actually really enjoy that
Yeah, you also go by your middle name. Do you really Maggie? I don't even realize that
Yeah, oh, that's kind of funny. One of your favorite streams name is Ryan Hall. We're probably not related
That's my dad you looked at backpack hero, dude, there's so many backpack games so
No
Probably not. Yeah
Never use your middle name. I like mine Mike. Why not? How do you keep what is this? Oh,
It's wild dude. Your middle name is storm
To use it that's freakin sick
like
right
Bro, go buy whatever the hell you want, right sub gamer. What's up? Low-level? How's it going?
Meme in with chat. Well, I put in horrible config files
Soon block game will return the configuration will be done
What are your thoughts on kick? I don't like kick because there's business model is really spooky. It's sketchy shit
Command hope you're well, I'm doing alright been hanging out doing shit
But
You come in Australia again again, dude, I haven't been to Australia. I'm going to Australia next year
excited to
Yeah
Your middle name is John
See that middle name. I probably wouldn't use it's like really common name if you didn't been to Brazil
I wanted to go to Brazil. My plan was go to Brazil and then I couldn't because of security shit
I'm upset about it and I want to go see all our fans in Brazil because Brazil is freakin amazing
So I have to wait I have to wait
Kicks business model work
So like kicks business model is really sketch dude and basically comes down to this is if you get a sub on
Twitch you get 70% twitch gets 30% if you get bits on twitch
You can get up to 82% of the value of the bits and twitch gets there
18% of that if you buy 25,000 bits at a time, right?
And then also ads happen and you get 55% of the ads and twitch gets 45
Percent of the ads if you run three minutes of ads an hour, right whole thing whole thing with that
now
Every time you make a transaction on the internet you like the company twitch pays a payment
Processing fee the PPF right that is about on average between two and five percent of the transaction
It's expensive
It's very expensive at scale because they do it on an individual basis a lot of the times you can conjoin them sometimes
Which is why twitch tries to incentivize you to buy lots of subs at once because then it's one transaction and they can reduce that
Overall loss in different ways based on that right now with that in mind
Kick has one monetization method the sub and they give 95% of the streamer and 5% of themselves
How does kick make money? The answer is they don't
Kick is a loss leader. They don't run ads
They only have subs
They're a loss leader for steak man and steak is a crypto gambling company based in Curaçao, which is why crypto gambling
Sponsored by steak is so big on that platform
That's what it comes down to and because of that
I don't want to stream in that platform because that shit's really weird and I don't want to be part of a system
Where obviously their business model doesn't work
By design, I hate that shit. You can go watch kick
No problems with that, but this is really sketchy
It's really sketchy and I just don't like it you hate capitalism
No, I don't want to profit off of crypto gambling because that's where that money comes from. You can do it. Have fun
I can make money other ways
We're in Australia. Do you plan on visiting? I'm gonna go see cardboard cowboy in Baja. Yeah, what about Amazon sweatshops?
Oh, you're gonna you're gonna hate this
You're gonna hate what I'm about to show you because you just brought up the Amazon sweatshops my man
One moment go to kick.com right now
Choose any stream that you want to open up the stream and hit f12 on your keyboard when you do that
Open up the network tab on that platform
When you get to the network tab now that you've hit f12, you know what you're gonna find. Oh
Oh, no kick is Amazon because it runs through Amazon
interactive video service
Which is the same back enders twitch
but uh
Why are you watching Amazon sweatshops?
Viewer why are you watching them? Try to get me with that eat shit. Oh
Got me I know dude, I
Don't worry. I had that trap card lined up. You know, they're running through the exact same back end
Yeah, they're running through the same back at memes and jokes aside. They're running through the same back end as twitch
They use Amazon interactive video service, which is like twitching a box that Amazon just sells
Twitch is like a product basically a rentable product and that's it
And that's all yeah
But yeah jokes to me beside I love that one cuz like people are like oh Amazon's a piece of shit though
And I and then they like try to say that cake is amazing. I'm like cake is Amazon. It's all the same
Yeah
Looks like a cut and paste it is I mean like that's really what it comes down to
Maybe even our biological systems run on Amazon. Yeah, I mean like dude really at the end of the day
You're not getting away from mega corpse. They have their
Fingers in every pie that's on the internet, but I just don't like I don't like a business model
That's gonna be primarily driven by crypto gambling
I think that's predatory at best and like I'm gonna take those morals and be like
I don't want that money. Could I make a shitload more money on cake?
Yeah, because they pay me a lot to stream per hour out of the nether, right?
But I don't want to do that
I don't want to be paid by crypto gambling money because I know that some dude some poor-ass bastard
That's like addicted to gambling lost a shitload of money to pay for that
That sucks
So I've never accepted their offer and they've they've reached out a number of times throughout my streaming career
I just say no every time. Yeah shit sucks. Not interested
Yeah, you can't buy any product without the big three getting any money. I agree. That's kind of how that works
Standards are important money not so much
I mean, I'll make money different ways you guys support me and I get ad revenue here and we get ad revenue for YouTube
And all that other shit. So like meh, you know, how do the cheap crack key sites work? So it depends
There's a lot of different ways for them to get keys for stuff. You've taken like g2a stuff like that
I know of one method is an indie dev that this happens quite a bit. We're just kind of annoying
yeah, you pull this up as an indie dev one of the things that I I found is you'll get reached out to by an
Email in fact, I've got a tweet for this
see from
Where is it?
pirate software and then
Scammer
Spotlight I think is what it was called
Yeah, here we go
Let me see if we can find this one
Yeah, so patty TV is another streamer here on the platform and I received this email it said hey
I'm patty and full-time youtuber 28k subs and verified stream it
No one says verified streamer number one number two on twitch 64k followers my twitch my youtube
It's actually the twitch in youtube. This is real and I love the speeder in games if possible and they were asking for harpoon key
Here's the problem
Patty's business email is p. Cole with four fours or five fours. This is p. Cole with six fours
So I said no, you're not this is his business email because he makes that public
Your emails an extra four bonus points for taking his logo and setting up in the Gmail account, though
Your scam is bad and you should feel bad
the reason why they do this is because they can automate this across a whole bunch of different accounts and
Email us out to so many different streamers or game devs in this case get a key and then sell them on g2a
So what I do what I did after this is for a while
I did this and I put it out to educate people and be like hey, you know, this is funny
It's and right but um
What I did after this was I gave the key to a lot of these guys that were doing this because it's a ton of them
Right, you just you just give them out to people
So give them the key and then 24 hours later burn it through steam because steam lets you deactivate a key
So what happens is these guys they get it?
They put it up on g2a it sells and then it doesn't work and then that person who bought it leaves a negative review
You immediately get blacklisted and it doesn't happen anymore
Like it
Immediately you stop getting these emails from all of these different streamers that aren't actually there and I've actually listed this out if we go
to develop that games
So if you go into here and you go under scams
You have the influencer scam. So I've listed that out directly for devs to learn from it's like super important
Also, why did everyone freak out? What was that? Somebody said oh
Oh you do that one's that one's wild. I'm gonna report that guy one sec. Oh, I don't have to
Do you guys want to see how fast which is by the way
Yeah, let me let me just pull this up for you. Whoo. Let me grab this one. We'll go to
Yeah, you saw the the threat that that guy put up but give me just a second
I want to call this out so that people can actually see the twitch does something
So there's a dude that just came in and said this
He said to be honest. I really hope you get assassinated
Horrific statement idiot thing to say which has already banned the account. Good job to which
Twitch actually gives a shit about moderation. You just have to report stuff. So thank you twitch. Good job and keep it up. It's like
This kind of shits nuts man. Like it really is and twitch actually cares and will do something if you report things
Yeah to your old twitch account. Not anymore now. It's gone. Yep, so
insane behavior
Yeah, I think I think it's like super important to understand like twitch gives a lot of a shit
But people give twitch so much shit because they think nothing's going on
Which is why I like showcasing that like no, they actually care. They will do something if you report it, so do something
Are these real people?
I'd like to believe the answer is no, but the answer is unfortunately, yes. Yeah. All right
Let's get some more cores going
Core haunted core port core cursed. Okay logging is finished
That one is done. I'm going to the next one
It is time for mining
George
Does he have the armor?
No, it's steve
This mythic mobs mythic crucible. No, no, no, we were using um, mmo items and mmo core and mythic lib
So like that was kind of our code base originally and then we forked off of their stuff like three and a half years ago
Something like that because immediately it started to just have like weird problems like we needed to do something else, right?
And since then we've basically shipped a thesist
everything like just
Just everything so it no longer works on nbt. For instance. We now work with the item component system with java version, whatever
Point 1.24 whatever the hell it is now
Whatever bullshit that they're on now. I don't even remember what version of minecraft were on
But yeah, so like switching over to the item component system is just dramatically better dude like dramatically better
Mo plugins are really unstable. I get you. No, dude, we fixed everything. We have no instability problems anymore
We had this weird problem for a while. It was like dropping
It was dropping out of memory
our set bonuses
Randomly and we had to like restart the server like that was a problem that we had to we had to go fix all
Of that shit. It was so much dude
Is the new twitch affiliate program operational? What do you mean new twitch affiliate program?
We yeah me and jake jake and I work on all this stuff together
I did it alone for a long time. And now now I work with jake on it
What was my job when I was uh, red red here. Let me pull this up. You just go look at my linkedin, dude
I was a red team here
Whoop, you just go pull me look. There's my dumb ass face. Enjoy
And you can go into here and you can see my experience
All of the jobs i've ever had with the responsibilities included in every one of them. Enjoy
Keep asking about it. Keep getting the same link
You have to have an account by the way, uh if you're on linkedin, but make an account go and look at your shit
If you care about resumes, you're already there. Anyway
You need a command with that linkedin. I know I probably should set it up
Why is thor like that because it's my middle name?
They don't let you put middle names up there and I go by my middle name. So like might as well
It's also why I couldn't set myself as captain of pirate software
I had to put it as captain nautical of pirate software because they have like restrictions on that shit super annoying
Flexibility showing your linkedin is hard. I mean like dude, there's all these people like did you work here?
Did you do this? What was your job? And i'm like, here's the linkedin. Just go look at it, right? It's like
Oh, there's another one
So the the dude who just got his account bad
Just said his account deleted is back. You can do the exact same thing
I'm, glad you lost your two-year-old account. Enjoy your one minute old account getting mad too. That's
It's insane behavior, dude
Oh
There we go
Obsessive behavior is what that is. Yeah
Yeah, definitely not obsessed
Definitely not completely stable and not obsessed chatter
I just want to know how thor a known ai got through capture through the capture on linkedin. Look, all right
I'm, obviously not an ai i'm a real person and that's incredible
look
just
Just because I crashed
Doesn't mean i'm an ai. All right, this just happens
to people
Sometimes obviously real
Normal people
Okay
And I I don't want I don't want to talk about it. Don't worry about it
Don't worry about it
We're not talking about it
Yeah, very real person
Tm
That's what I would say. Nah
Unless takes one to no one
You could be an ai
Not the crash that we were looking for nice. All right, I think i've only ever actually crashed out
I think at once
Like where I just left the stream and I was like i'm done and I think it was dune awakening that did that
As funny as it was because I lost all of my shit twice in a day
Because of a server-side bug and I was like, I don't even want to stream anymore today
Literally ended the stream
I was like i'm so angry
That i'm done for the day. Yeah, it was dune dune did it because like I I literally crashed
And then it deleted all my shit twice
You were there. It was awful like
God, damn it. I love that game, too
Love that game
Yeah
Is chat linked to the discord chat? No, no, it is not if you want to if you want to talk on discord
You just go talk on discord
There's a channel called stream chat on the discord
And you can go see that chat is not linked to the discord though
That is a secondary chat where people can go and watch the stream and meme in there and share pictures and stuff like that
Because people wanted something like that. Yeah
Came home and thor was not online. That's why it happened because I I was just so angry. I was like, dude
I don't even want to I was just pissed. I was like i'm out
This sucked
Zolito it's actually kind of hard too
Uh, you have to have replaced all of your interaction with other human beings with twitter to do it
We're gonna wait on ads
I felt so bad for laughing but he got eaten by the worm in quicksand, bro. I lost like a hundred hours of gameplay that day
All right, tts
Samahamut with thirteen dollars and ninety nine cents said i've been naming my rimworld colonists people in discord
Nice, we hav a thread dedicated to updates of chaos in game
After each in-game year, I write a yearly report. That's like 12 pages
Everyone loves it tears of joy. That's freaking awesome, dude
Sleepwalker
696 with 500 bits said how many birds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
two can
Oh who made you this way dude
Abu bevwick 2880 with five euros and 99 cents said did you know koalas have fingerprints like humans?
They've confused real crime scenes. Really? You could literally end up in jail for something a koala did
Really
Well, I mean I my fingerprint would have to match a koala's fingerprints. That's kind of wild though
I don't know. They had human-like fingerprints kind of freaks me out
So what you're saying is if you're gonna murder someone use a koala hand on the murder weapon
Got it
Got it. I've learned i've learned
the secret method
koala hands
Partials can possibly match. Oh, I guess that's true. Yeah
That's kind of horrifying
You should make a koala glove get away with any crime
in minecraft, yes
Fingerprints also aren't unique. Yeah, they're not they found that they're not now which is kind of interesting
You're gonna go up to tts 20 because they have deeply behind 500 bits said yachir 500. Hey, mr. Soft hair
What's up? I see you got the worms perfectly fine
Would you like me to send even more?
Because I will absolutely fill an entire flat rate box with wormies for you and whoever you want to share them with
Your love chrono 17 worm chrono 17 worm look at it
It's a dune awakening worm. It's a dune worm dude, and they sent me like 10 of them
so I just have
I just have all of these worms, you know
Like so like i'm gonna be honest with you if you if you want to send me more of these worms
What i'll do is every time someone buys merch i'll just give them a worm
I'll just put it in the bag
And then I won't explain so when someone's like why is there a worm in here? I'll be like
Oh
So somebody sent me like a hundred rubber ducks one time and I just started putting those in the package whenever somebody bought like a
Baron plush. So every time someone gets a baron plush. There's like a
There's like a like a duck in there that goes with it and we've been sending those out for years. It's super funny
Oh you have one of those hell yeah
Confirm thor has worms
bajo has worms
In fact, wait bajo messaged me
I messaged him earlier today asked him if he was okay
oh
You didn't get a duck f
you probably didn't get a duck because
Shay didn't put them in the bags, but I did. Yeah, why yaml over json? It's easily readable
There's no reason to do it in json or yaml
It's kind of an equivalent between both of them, but this is easy to just add new ingredients and just not have to care
You know
Is bajo okay? Yeah, he had back surgery
And uh, he said it was the quote worst few weeks of his life
But he's going to
Try to be on stream tomorrow night. So I hope that he's okay. I hope that he's doing all right
Yeah
Yeah, i'm worried about him, dude
That's that's rough as shit. Bodger's an awesome streamer dude's rat is all
Has chrono's been eaten by a worm yet? Yes, I would expect so
Oh cypher i'm never never tired of hearing that. Thank you. It's very nice of you, man
Hold up, you feel slightly horrible. So he was out back
Chet says
that you were just
out back
And then i'm gonna send him notters
No, i'm gonna send him weird champ, dude
Oh
Deeply funny. It's chronos the worm king
You're looking forward to the next code review on the code
I wrote eight years ago in a framework that didn't have structs at the time
But I don't need to update because i'm literally just writing dialogue for it
You know the one that runs on a smart fridge still
And doesn't need to be updated for like masturbatory tiny increases in performance that don't matter
Sure, I guess yeah
Yeah
Insane shit, dude
Only due to bugs. Oh, yeah, he died to bugs, too. I i've only died to a worm to bugs in dune as well, which sucks
What is that?
Ducky mode looks really shiny. I like that. You should have run into rust. I know right
Yeah, wait till they learn about the website
Oh
Wait, what?
Does mc run out of potato? Someone was telling me it killed their 3070. That's definitely not accurate. Like
Minecraft killed a 3070. That's wild. That's always gonna be hardware failure. It's not gonna be the software doing it, dude. No, no
Coughing to death
Let's see boop
But can heartbound ready grave with 500 bits said y'all cheer 500 good morning kitten
I know that you parallel park in the shower. Is this true?
I also heard your diet consists of bread kept from the mods entire wheels of gouda bought with money stolen from orphans
And wine made from the wines of chap hoppers true. Yes
I know you dislike the kitten joke, but your reaction to it is always hilarious. God damn it lmk
If it's too annoying and i'll stop no, you're fine. God damn it
The freaking kitten thing is from dude dude, so like there's a character that calls you kitten every time
She refers to you and then every like in
In some of the cutscenes she says it twice in one dialogue section. That's awful. It's just awful
It is so awful
Why?
It's so funny. It is actually she is insufferable
Coughs getting better. Yeah, no, it's getting better
I um, I need to go take my allergy meds, so
I'm gonna be right back. My allergy med is in my bedroom. So give me a minute. Give me a minute
Coding jesus does all the work. You are a pretender. Yeah, you're your big boy coding jesus
There also does resume reviews for people for 350 an hour
While making as many shit posts of videos as possible to soak up all the ad revenue he can while he's relevant
cool, dude
I'm back
Yeah to be real with you. You got a dude that's just obsessively dropping videos on me trying to critique the uh
Framework code that I wrote eight years ago inside of an engine didn't allow struts at the time
And he's just doing that because it's causing views. It's not actually accurate
It doesn't really matter and that framework runs on a smart fridge here
So when we're talking about the fact that like oh, man
You absolutely have to update this because it's it's so much more efficient
How much more efficient does it need smart fridge? I will send you a challenge card game on
What is this video my game heartbound running on a smart fridge
So if we're sitting there saying that it's inefficient
It needs to be updated and everything like this framework hasn't been updated in eight years
All I have to do every week every month really is write dialogue and then implement it and the implementation takes about an hour
Dialogue writing takes about three to four weeks every month almost the entirety of the month
On top of that you have a person that's just doing this
Because it's popular to do those types of call-out posts right now, it's really good views views equal money
especially when you have things like a conflict of interest where you're sitting there doing stuff like
60 minute consultations
for 350 dollars an hour
So you can make money off of people trying to get jobs
It's really obvious what's going on there and I get it. I respect the hustle
But at least don't be a bitch about it
For the music for heartburn stein von waker and our musician a haunted horrid
Bows got finished. We don't care about that anymore
Go to mining
This is done
We don't have to care about this logging is finished. Mining is finished. I think we're good
How much does it cost to produce all the music for heartburn?
The deal that I have with stein is that a hundred percent of the sales of the ost go to stein and 25
Of the overall sales of heartburn go to stein. They receive checks for the rest of their lives
And they are very very happy about that
Shay gets the same deal
If shay makes an art book for her phone
Shay will get a hundred percent of the money from the art book and 25 of all sales of heartburn. Oh, yep
Uh, by the way stein's original agreement was for ten percent and I I told them no
So
Yeah
Let's see
spell crafting
I think that's everything
I'm pretty sure this is everything now
What?
Okay
Warrior
That uses cores
core core core core core core
core, okay core
core and the next one
core core core core
core
for this one
Oh
That's a bit weird
That doesn't
Look, right
The hell happened here. Oh something's gone wrong
Time to go fix that. Let's go to silk
Something has gone completely wrong in here core
pristine
haunted
and then
pork
And there's the problem
Somehow this got left behind and I don't really know how
Yeah, it's really weird. Yeah, it's like really weird actually
Suddenly a whole tier has gone missing
fixed
Do you miss your previous chat?
My whole community is still here. Yeah
I look a lot like your aunt. It's uncanny. Sorry just hit me. That's funny shit
Yeah, whole community is still here, man
Wizard helmet, correct? You mean wizard underscore helmet? Yeah, that's totally fine
Yeah, wizard's helmet wizard's chest plate wizard's leggings wizard's boot
That should be correct
What jake are you blowing up the server?
Doing some weird shit
Yeah, the community blew up in size in november of 2023
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because it's wizard's wizard hat
Which is stupid funny
uh
poor
poor core core core this is
kind of weird
Silk sparking silk blood snout. We're missing the third tier. Where's the haunted gear the hell?
the acolyte set is
Gone, that shouldn't be that way
buh
Was I in the middle of fixing the wizard gear because none of this is making any sense
Hold up. I think I know what's wrong
Yeah, no this i'm gonna i'm gonna go fix this
No, there's a bunch of shit that's broken here
I think I was in the middle of it
And I I did it like halfway
The level is heimdall today. Yes
Heimdall now tracks everything on youtube as well
What is champions of breakfast about champions of breakfast is a tiny arcade game that we made in 24 days
It was a lot of fun
So from concept to launch it was 24 days on champions of breakfast
And i'm very proud of that game we did a lot of weird shit with it and it was fun
it was like a
Kind of like a game jam, basically
Yeah
I bet you got distracted several times in the middle didn't finish. Yeah for this. I think I did
I think I ironically did actually
Because this should actually be this
Yeah, I think I did this looks whack
The hell happened here
wimdy
All right, we'll fix all of this
Mr. Poodo boo, six seven eight five with fifty dollars
We literally just answered that
It's more people will be like ah coding. Jesus. I already explained the whole thing
If you want it someone probably clipped it
There's a lot of money to ask that question though. You don't need to do that
But at the same time man, I don't give a shit about this drama
next
Ken pachube won with ten dollars said love the old school notepad plus plus with no auto complete after 15 years
I just switched to vs code and makes me feel lazy with all the auto complete options, bro. I hate
I turned off auto complete because it's so freaking annoying
Like I I hate it. It just pops up all the time. It's like
It's like I don't need to stop it. I'm just copy pasting something right now. Leave me alone
I turn all that shit off
Not auto complete stops you from thinking. It's just it was so annoying
I yeah turned it off as well. Yeah, it's just so annoying. I hate it. I hate it
Yeah
Second wimdy. No, it's windy, but it's wimdy. It's heckin wimdy. Yeah
It's wimdy
He reviewed configuration files. No, he reviewed the framework for heartbound that I wrote eight years ago in game maker studio 1.4
on a decompiled version of that
On his youtube, which is interesting you're reviewing decompiled code from an ancient version of game maker, but okay go off
I guess I realize that there's a massive financial incentive for putting out videos of like oh pirate stuff or this
but like
The well is gonna go dry eventually
Have fun. Yeah
All right, jetty
Silk windy silk windy silk windy silk windy. This should be fine though. Pretty sure that's in parody
I'm gonna go look at another set of armor
I'll do this
Not if you keep doing it. I haven't touched that code in ages. You know what I do every month
I add more dialogue to the video game. None of that shit's changed in years, man
There's no reason to change your framework like that. None
It's not a live service. It's a video game that runs on a smart fridge. Shit ain't that deep. Let's see
Did I get rid of the tempered diamond on that? That's what it was
Okay, so for the the final tier for the tier six we have to get rid of
Yeah for the tier six I have to get rid of those alright that makes more sense
because we use the
Magisteel weave
Yeah
Otherwise, it'd just be expensive as hell to make we don't want that done
I need to go look at it for Thaumaturge
works really efficiently would be a point of
Changing it out
The assertion is that for you know somehow would make developing the game faster
But implementation for a new cutscene only takes me about a half an hour like between half an hour an hour and a half, right?
The grand majority of time that I spend working on heartbound is actually in writing
Because I have to write every one of the possible routes that are available and that takes three to four weeks
Every time it is a shitload of writing because it's a choose your own adventure
narrative game so
No the assertion that somehow code is holding it back is wrong and
No, it is irrelevant to increase performance on a game that runs on a smart fridge
Completely, so nice excuse. No, it's called a refutation
Just because you don't agree with it doesn't really matter to me
The only thing that matters is that I keep making content for the video game. Yeah, so have fun
All right, that looks fun. That looks fun
So all we have to do now is go check the leather
Marksman looks good there
Yep. Okay. Now I need to push all this stuff over here
We've got all these leather pieces and everything like this probably put it along the bottom
Next review drops in 50 minutes. Yeah, and I'm sure he's gonna love the ad revenue from it
It's just the financial incentive to keep making those dude
Marcin doesn't the final tier boots that's gonna be fixed. They're in the wrong locations right now because if we go and look at
OOP this at the top I have new items that are up here. So it imbalanced everything so I gotta go fix the layout right now
We need
Me to go look at layouts. OOP. Let's go to going no code today. Just configuration editing
We're fixing economy stuff still we're almost there though
very soon
So if we go to silk weaving now grab this
We'll go pull this up
And we can take a look at this
So the problem with this is if we go to the silk weaver, right?
We take a look at this
You can see that these two items are up here in kind of a weird spot
The reason why is because we added new items to this side over here the bolt silk windy and bolt and majesty weave
But this only says 53
So 53 is all the way down where this would be on the bottom left and our bottom, right?
So because of that it got overwritten by the next page
So we want to put it all on one page and then we won't have this problem
So we're gonna say
51 and then 52 and 53 of these slots and we'll go like that
And we don't do this dynamically because we want to put it on the page in a way that seems sane and feels good
So it's more of a manual process to make sure that UI wise this is compatible and feels nice
We can hotfix that onto the server
Waiting for it to actually upload over SFTP because it takes for freaking ever. Come on
Come on, you could do it. You could do it turn gray
Gray, there we go
Go and pop that and now we've got them all down here
So now all these suits of armor are looking good get silk sparking silk acolytes blood snout thought provoker jetty
Wizards hat and then we've got bolt silk bolt windy silk and majesty
We've which I'll probably take these and put these over over here in the bottom
So we'll go back to the beginning of that which is gonna be we're at 51
50 49 48 47 46 45. There we go. We'll go from 45
That'll look nice. So 45 46 47
that uh
Yeah
All right, there we go nice I think this looks good we just have to go that direction
Neat as progress going good. We've got all these set up now. So now I have to go to the exact same thing
I think for guardian
Maybe not warrior. No, cuz that actually goes in the blacksmith. Yeah
That's wonky, all right, let's go fix the blacksmith now layouts blacksmith
And I'm improving at this point to be literally pointless exactly. It just doesn't make any sense
That's that's that's why none of those reviews make any sense. Okay, I get it
You're just doing a financial instead of because you're getting ad revenue from those videos because if you get between a hundred and two
Hundred thousand views you're getting between five hundred and a thousand dollars for ad revenue from a video like that
So I get it I get the hustle but like
At a certain point you're gonna have to go do something else, right?
Instead of beating on an eight-year-old video games like bullshit. It doesn't matter. I
Do think it's misleading to the public though to make them think like that actually like in any way matters to the video game
Let's see
Bolt silk. No, we need to go pull up blacksmith. What is the blacksmith?
Sounds like a slime just a bit. I think that shit slimy as hell
May as well review undertale. I mean, there's no reason to review any of that shit
The shit is ship code. Who cares get rid of this
We've got those two
Do mithril steel and then magic steel, so we'll do
zero
one and then nine
actually zero two and
Ten I think that'll look kind of cool and then we'll get rid of those
and save that or
four six
Thirteen fourteen and then we'll do zero nine
eighteen
Twenty-seven. No, I was one off
So now
We can make that look kind of nice. Actually, I can make this go down by one
I like making this UI look like aesthetically pleasing. It's kind of fun
So 36 on this go and do that make that
24
we'll go on to this and we'll have this go down by like
three
so
What is that?
27 so 30 32 and then
or
3940 see that looks like
600 yeah, most of those bands are on YouTube, but uh
Which slacking now you guys get to see all the YouTube bands basically. No, it's down by one too far
Shit steel mithril, why did that go over there? Oh, oh, that's why so we'll go back by one
121
23 and then plus 931
Hey morbid duck. Thank you the rating party of five
Hope you have any a good day you feel everyone's out to get you not at all
I think there's some people that are kind of like trying to milk it really hard for ad revenue at this point
But outside of that it's it's just kind of a beam dude. The community is super happy. Everyone's fine
Yeah, there's no like increasing paranoia or some stupid bullshit. Let's see. This looks good. This looks good
I like this
Yeah
Yeah, it does look nice. I dig it
600 is that a new record? Well, I started tracking YouTube bands on it as well
which is why I'm told such a high level but it's tracking both automated bands like that one that just went by and
Manual bands that the moderators are putting through so like that's going through as well
And now we're tracking both from twitch and YouTube at the same time
So you're seeing a pretty large number comparatively, but it's mostly just because like that YouTube has
Dramatically more bands like if you look at twitch, we've got five thousand five hundred people on Twitch and on YouTube
We've got about six hundred and sixty people but YouTube is so many chat hoppers comparatively like it's bonkers, dude
Like completely completely bonkers as the drama effect your collaborations. Yeah, so like I did something with kit boga recently was super fun
We had a great time with it and people really loved it on our side and I put up the video and there was no problems
But when kid boga put up the video people attacked him
So like he took the video down and that's kind of a shame like he doesn't deserve that so that that sucks. So
That's about it so far. But like that's not appropriate or makes sense in any way. Yeah
It is sad. It does blow but I kept my video up. I'm not taking it down get mad I guess
Yeah, they said it's a shame. All right, this looks good. That looks good
We're good on these let's go to the next one. We've got a material here don't have to care about that anymore
If it this I think is fine
That's fine. This is fine next
Good old Larry and Paul. Wow, this is broken
What happened in here?
Okay, some shit is wrong with lumberjack. Let's go see what it is
lumberjack
Logging Larry, let's grab that apparently I didn't save this
Maybe that's the issue
Yeah, let's find out what the hell happened here. I could look at the server shit, but I guess I didn't save the file
Go through. Okay, it's completed
Okay, something is definitely wrong. Let me see. We got one two three. It looks like tier four and tier five are broken. Oh
Yeah, that'd do it. Okay
Okay, so there used to be an item called a pristine core
We changed that I believe to heartwood is what it's called now and
That was the material that is the super rare material for logging. I think that's what it is
So let me go look that item up
Heartwood
Yeah, logging pristine heartwood is what it's called now. So that pristine core
The material pristine core needs to be replaced and we can do that now
There will be another one that needs to be replaced in here, but that was a to currency
So that's eight of the items getting fixed now
And then the other thing that needs to be changed is we have compressed crystals and compressed diamonds
Neither of those I believe
Work in the same way now, they they might they might work. We're gonna have to look you don't understand a single thing
I'm doing right now. That's okay. If you want to ask stuff I can just explain it. Yeah. See now it works
that looks like it's good, but um
Compressed diamond compressed crystal and then majesty like it's okay. Everything looks good on this now nice and clean
I'm fixing vendors that are selling certain items to the player, right and this is using specific stuff. So
But uh, yeah, it's configuration files. So all of this is configuration files allow me to hot-fix stuff into the game
I can't get used to the new magic steel sprite really chappie because it's like the this new thing
You can't get used to that by the way chappie I changed it all of the profession gear also uses cores now
Yeah, they're all using course. Is this a pirated version of Minecraft? No, what?
Every comment regarding coding will be banned on site
No, cuz it's just a bunch of chat hoppers from like coding Jesus guys community. So we just get rid of them, dude
Yeah, we also banned people like that guy that says how does it feel writing your own dick? So
You know, it's not that special
You tube is definitely the non chill side of this problem like if you look at the equation
It's like it's like 70% of the bands are on YouTube and yeah
Yeah, if you want to ask stuff about like programming if you want to ask about like what I'm doing
I'm not programming right now, by the way, I'm doing configuration. So if you're wondering how this works
Let's take this
Magisteel axe right and we can go into game and we can see this magisteel axe you can go and build it
This is what it takes to craft this item, right and there's the statistics on the item
So if we go into this you can see it has pristine hide in here if I go into here
You can see this is the configuration that says what items are required to make it. There's that pristine hide right here
Let's delete it and then we can save this file
That file then goes over SFTP right into the server
So we're gonna wait for a minute here and all this goes up to get later
So at the end of the day, we put it up and get that got completed
We can go up into here and we can now reload that
So we've just hot-fixed it directly into the server and when we go to here it no longer requires that item
So the reason we do it this way is so that players
Don't have to have downtime when we make changes that fix bugs like this any
Statistic on any item any talent in the game any scale factor monster statistics boss powers
Everything can be hot-fixed through a configuration in this way, which is incredibly incredibly
Powerful, which feels great. Yeah. No, it's definitely not spaghetti. Yeah
Definitely not spaghetti, bud
Yeah, this gets consumed by a Java plugin and that Java plugin
Is what is what would need to be recompiled or repackaged and then put back on the server that we'd have to have server downtime
Yeah
It's ignorant to say most are from coding Jesus community
No, it's not for mostly from coding Jesus community. Most of the bands are just chat hoppers
They're not actually from his community
They just see a video and they use it as an attack piece
But to be real with you the the stuff that he's doing doesn't really make a whole lot of sense
He's going and reviewing code that's from eight years ago. That was in game maker version 1.4
On an established shipped product, right?
That's already shipped that runs on a smart fridge making arbitrary changes to the entire structure of that today eight years later when the primary
Bottleneck isn't code. It's actually writing
Not only doesn't make sense
But leads me to believe that he's doing this specifically for the ad revenue and notoriety that he's gaining by making those videos
He's not actually trying to help anything. He's not spreading goodwill of programming
He's doing it because it gets views and that makes ad revenue. That's about it
You know, this doesn't improve the game in any way. It doesn't teach people anything
He's just kind of doing it to be an ass because it makes cash right and I get it
I get the hustle but at least be honest about it in pirates chat. You said do not redeem and you got banned
What's your what's your account name over on Twitch? Let's hear it
I want to see what your claim is. You said you you said do not redeem and you got banned
Let's see it. The code was kind of wild game maker 1.4 didn't have structs in it, dude
Like I have enums in other parts of the of the engine these not required and things that I was doing
Let's see. It was what was your account name on Twitch man?
Money where your mouth is we waiting you gotta do it. Your username was I actually
Pirate software. That was your username
No user matching that login. I think you're full of shit
How did he actually do it with no space on the first one man doesn't even know his own username
Let's see
Okay, so your name was actually I actually underscore pirate underscore software
Yeah, no, that guy shouldn't be that unbanned. Yeah, actually you got unbanned immediately
You were banned and then unbanned instantly and you're bitching on YouTube. What's wrong with you?
Literally the same minute. It was nine minutes ago
Like literally look at this. Like I'll pull it up for you. I'm gonna pull up the mod action
band
unbanned within one minute
You're over here nine minutes later bitching about it. Why are you like this?
So many bands firing off there gonna be some misfires. Yeah, they just got on bed. That's it. All right, let's see
That should be fixed now. I think we're done with logging as a wrong as a
Example for this let's do this. We're gonna take a look at this
go into
Logging
Look at that
That's fine. Look at this
That's fine
Why don't these take such little material, huh?
hmm
That's done. Now we go down here. Oh do anything but work on her bun
I work on it every single day my dude all that I have to do on heart bound is writing
That is it and I work on it every day. This is the next patch
enjoy
Make it need more. You'll get more eventually. Just let me finish my writing and you'll be good to go. All right, so
This right here
crafting stations
Waiting on it. Does he write it all on his own? Yeah, I'm the programmer writer and designer for harpoon
So everything that gets written I write it. Everything gets programmed. I program it and everything that gets designed
I design it shade is the art animation
Stein does the music and sound effects and
If you look at these these are all the routes that I have to put in to the next section
which has taken about four weeks to write all of it and then I have to
After I write all of it
I sleep on it for one day and then review it and
then make edits and then sleep on it for a day and then review it make edits because it's important to give yourself some time
to be like does this even make sense for the character or was I just in a mood that day, right and
That's it. And then I put it in the video game and
Implementation for this takes about an hour maybe an hour and a half
Max sometimes as low as 30 minutes the writing takes up all of the time. And if you're wondering what that looks like in terms of
Trying to manage all of this out on the project basis we can go into here. We'll look at this. We'll look at games
I'm gonna heart bound and we'll go look at the heart bound completion section, which is this right here
This is everything that needs to be done in the video game before I can launch it fully and that's the Portugal Portuguese
Japanese Russian Spanish
Brazilian Portuguese French and English
Whenever I write anything I have to meet with the localization team and talk to them about what puns I'm using what jokes I'm using
And how we can translate those puns or localize those puns into those different languages because it's not as simple as one-to-one
you actually have to
Change the joke to make it work culturally in the other language from there. It's the design sound art and programming
So with those I've got everything done with hometown everything done with the global rooms everything done with the tower
That's already out and animus is done except for these two rooms right here
the clash is the one that I'm working on right now and it has
16 to 32 routes per character and there's eight characters in that set
It is a shitload of writing to do and this will not have a shitload of writing because it's two characters with four total routes
Completely, that's easy as hell. Once these two rooms are done animus is finished these sections right here
Don't need to be finished for animus to be finished animus to be finished because they're just like floor zero in the tower very
Optional
Extra shit for down the road and then all this stuff here is the rest of the video game
This is Jotunheim and it has basically no routes through it. No choice action stuff
It's very on rails which makes it easy as hell to write for it's writing feel like chess
No
Writing is difficult because you have to get into the head of the character that you wrote and see things from their perspective
And that takes time. So I take my time on writing. That's all of the work of heartbound
It's 99 percent writing
Forever always writing you're going in Thomas brushes podcast. You were the first person outside of him to ask me
I should probably say yes to him
So I'll hit him up today on Twitter because I think he's I think he's the only other person he's the he's asked me quite
A lot and I've just never had time but now that someone in the community has said it now
I at least know someone wants it. So I'll reach out to him. Yeah
Yeah, this one is Muspelheim and then the other side is Niflheim and they go outwards in and those rooms are actually pretty cool
If I can go pull one of them up here, we'll grab that we're gonna go to this we'll go into here and we'll grab
Act five no act four Muspelheim and we'll do I don't know fire doors
So that entire world is built like a giant machine and I think it could be pretty cool when it's finished
So we have pipes and stuff everywhere and all these types of machines and gadgets and everything and I designed it based on
what was that game called secret of evermore in the
The Jurassic period secret evermore when they had that volcano that had the big machine in it
I wanted to build something like that and then Niflheim is
Actually exactly the same the difference is
different text
Different storyline and the environments are a flip of the other one
So if you look at these two between these they're different in terms of like where the pipes are and stuff like that slightly
but it's mostly the same and the difference between the characters are you have these badass mohawk penguins with sunglasses and
You have the dorky nerd ass penguins
Glasses and hats right and that's sort of the idea between those two and that's why it's gonna be really easy to make
It's mostly gonna be me sitting down making environments, which I'm kind of excited for
So that's gonna be a very environment heavy chapter rather than a very writing heavy chapter which animus is all
all writing
All of it, so it takes forever. Yeah, so if you're wondering about that, that's what it is and
Anyone insinuating other shit is just making assumptions and they've never actually asked me. So you taking any writing classes
Nope, I learned how to write playing Dungeons & Dragons and I'm not an amazing writer
I just write which is sort of the point to get better, right?
Yeah, you play near. Nope. I have not played near
Write more writings takes time. I do every day
You're a DM
Jesus
Maybe a little bit maybe
Maybe maybe I'm just a tad of a DM. Maybe maybe a little bit. Maybe maybe maybe a little bit. Oh
Oh
Yeah, it's probably put this under my desk cuz I keep having to pick the damn thing up
Yeah, I've been a DM for a long time. I love D&D
You ever finish wander stop? No, not yet. Love that game, though
There we go. Yeah, just just a casual DM. Yeah, I don't have a D&D problem. You have a D&D problem
Used to DM 3.5. I really like second edition
So like if if I find people that like they go we're playing second edition if I find people that don't like stako
we're probably playing 3.5 if they know old D&D if
They're new players were public playing 5th edition because it's just easier for new players to get into and that's it, you know, yeah
Yep, you don't have a D&D problem. I have D&D solutions fair you play Pathfinder
I've played Pathfinder before I've played mage the awakening I've played
Come what was that one the werewolf one from white wolf publishing that was fun for a little while
Vampire the masquerade like I'm a I'm into that shit like love it
love it dude ever played first edition dnd i played first edition dnd as a player not as a dm
yeah psionics are bullshit be honest psionic is dumb dude that shit is op that's so funny dude
yeah remember the masquerade is awesome psionics are literally mind goblins bro you can make a
goblin character that is a psionic and actually be the mind goblin you could finally be the true
mind goblin wait 3.5 came out in 2003 that sucks malkavian forever hell yeah my man but bro don't
you want to be a nosferatu think of how scrungly you could be right what would you say is your
favorite game ever secret of mana for the super nintendo easy yeah super easy for me love the
shit out of the game man absolutely you ever made your own ttrpg rules and homebrew i do a shitload
of homebrew in my games like a shitload of homebrew i i love doing homebrew stuff and the
way that i always feel about it is if players want to do something and it's not overpowered it's not
going to ruin the game but maybe maybe it is overpowered for that moment but it's fun then
we do it you know if it's fun then it's probably going to happen whatever it's going to be right
there's caveats to that is like that is that player just trying to win the game
you know that's that's a thing but like you know yeah rule of cool it's it's literally the rule
of cool always it's so if it's cool enough it's cool like there was um there was a thing that
they did one of my player bases did one time where they had they were fighting a fire beetle
and they like ran it into a ravine and then they were like what if we captured it and i was like
what they're like yeah what if we kept i stab out its eyes so they they rolled well enough to stab
out the eyes of the fire beetle it was already insane it was something like it was like a 19
and 20 dumb and then they had this gemstone that allowed them to capture a guy they were
like on some quest to capture a dude in the gemstone and take him back and they're like
what if we just didn't do the quest and we captured the beetle in the gemstone so they
basically made a pokemon that they could ride and then they used that beetle as their mount for the
rest of the entire campaign and they just had a little hut on it and they drove it around and
they pokeballed it and i was like well that's pretty cool so fine right so that's basically it
dude yeah it's like you rolled well enough and that's cool have it right how long are your
campaigns um so the way that my campaigns work is we drop you into one of the multiverse kind of
like planar worlds that we have like i've got a bunch of them all set up um i'll drop you into
those and whatever happens in there gets recorded into the history of that world so it is permanent
and once that happens it's like maybe you make it to the city of doors maybe you destroy that plane
of existence maybe you just do a tiny adventure and you kill a lich or some shit right like
it depends on what is going on in that but whatever they do that's permanent and if another
party ever goes to that world they will see the things that have happened from that original party
how many worlds get nuked a lot a lot of worlds have gotten nuked one of them got nuked in a
really funny way um i gave the players a ring of three wishes with two wishes left on it the
moment you do that you know the campaign is over the moment you've finally given the players the
ability to cast a wish shit's over it's done whatever the hell is going to happen so of course
one of the players is like it's time to pull off the epic win and kill everyone at my party here's
what we're going to do and he said he wanted a zone of influence inside of the the planet where
if you brought any wood into there it basically became adamantine so it's like the toughest
material imaginable so he built an entire army of people like basically he built a machinery that
he could make wood armor and then just bring it in there and it was just like god armor right
then the second thing was there was a spring in there and if any water from that spring touched
you you revered him as a god yeah so the water cycle makes water go over the whole planet
eventually everyone had to escape the plane before they revered him as a god half the party made it
out yeah so now he's like sealed off in his own bubble dimension where everyone thinks he's gone
and he has him lit like basically immunity armor yeah and if he ever escapes he'll be a big bad
in a different campaign that was the end of that one theme the sun fun cve and notepad plus plus
versions below 8.81 i don't know what version i'm on the installer executes stuff as system
via uncontrolled executable search path whoa send me the cve yeah the big bad with a wooden armor
exactly i love dnd man love it when the npc is named mr good friend he's a lich just yeah dude
oh what is this did you ever read the old story where wild magic anti-magic zone shut off the
containment field for a tarrasque no i've never seen that that's wild that sounds like instant
death thanks for the cve man yeah jesus dude yeah that's pretty gnarly it got published last month
not even that long ago it was like two weeks ago three weeks ago sick you exhaled slightly through
your nose that's an internet laugh you're supposed to go and then say like lamau that's the way dude
we got ads we're gonna wait what happened to the dnd you wanted to stream bro i want to do the
food first yeah would you ever stream dnd i want to food stuff is easier we're gonna do that first
yeah don't mini mod man don't do that yeah you don't you guys don't need to like call somebody
out or anything like that in chat just let the mods do their job don't worry about it
say ambiguous in a contract benefit the party that did not draft it in the contra what what are you
talking about is that why so variah if if you're wondering how i feel about that i have two videos
that i put out on it a year ago they explain every reason why i'm upset about it so if you
want to know that they're already up on youtube man they have been for like a year yep what dude
those bots what are you saying use yaml files with game maker i don't believe game maker
supports yaml files but even then i wrote the framework for heartbound eight years ago in
game maker 1.4 there's absolutely no reason for me to update that framework because it is efficient
enough to run on a smart fridge at maximum capacity no problems like it's literally a
perfect performance on a smart fridge and i have a video for it if you want to see it outside of
that the only thing i have to do in heartbound is writing that's what takes all of my time
like three to four weeks every patch is just writing it's about an hour for implementation
there's no bottleneck in programming there's bottlenecks in writing because that shit takes
time because it's a chooser and adventure book so boo anyway ads are over any additional music left
in her bun yeah actually we just released another song for it said 101 songs in the os athena so
yeah thought about refactoring give it a kobold yeah dude on it was the smart fridge version
running with the ray tracing yes and the reason why is because you can run that without the reason
why i built that that way that 2d ray tracing solution that i put together is because you can
run it on integrated graphics that's the whole point the reason i did that without shaders is
because if i did it in shaders integrated graphics machines wouldn't be able to run it on some cases
which is what we saw before and it was causing graphical tearing and graphical issues or not
graphical tearing but graphical anomalies for people that have really shitty machines
this solution makes it work for everybody and i'm quite happy with that yep can you ban me
so i don't need to look at this dog shit code non-programmer detected this is configuration files
imagine being a chat hopper couldn't be me all right core cursed core pork this looks like it's
all done we don't have to worry about it anymore i need to go look at this and find out what the
hell is going on here because something has moved over to the side let's go look at that that is
crafting stations for mining what is this guy's name george mining george what's going on here
is it the earth and heart huh that's a bit weird what are you currently working on i'm trying to
find out why this looks so strange i'm wondering why i put this all the way over on the side like
that and i'm thinking that past me had to have a reason for this but it's not a good reason there's
i'm gonna take that and put it back over there it's weird yeah it looks really weird i don't
like the way that looks abandonment it's actually kind of wild yeah there's a lot of people were
chat hopping and just like copy pasting shit from reddit so we just get rid of them dude
and then there's people that actually come in here and say absolutely insane shit this guy's
definitely one sec my dad's live hell yeah where's the show the number of banned people above me
whenever it goes off where's meatball somewhere else in the house it's not our dad god damn it
goblin behavior looks like he's just starting up good look at this one sec give me a sec
cleaning up garbage jesus all right cleaned up we're good to go he's frozen he's a crash again
no i put up a i put up a post on twitter today because one of the things that i did
uh before the stream was i set this up so we can have two cameras now and if you look at
the ferret stream we now actually have two cameras and shane made the ui for it now so
we actually have like a nice little ui down here and then we have a second camera so you have like
the normal bgh1 up here and then you have a little bgh1 down there so now we can see everything from
two angles and the next thing i have to do is put streamer bot on there and then hook up some reward
point systems to change an obs which camera is primary right and we're just gonna switch them
back and forth which would be kind of cool and make it so you guys can do it with channel points
that's what i put today so i put a post up about this on the old twitterino and some people just
brigaded the shit out of it putting hateful comments on it so they're now all in hidden
if you feel interested in looking at them but uh it's kind of gross yeah
camera war is incoming hell yeah oh come on they do it on every one of my posts dude
so let's go into layouts for this mining george shay's really talented yeah she is
can you see the ant sure whoop whoop let's see how she's doing it appears
like she's doing pretty well what is she doing i'm gonna go look yeah she's just taking care
of her nanatics for now and soon soon they will hatch bully i'm excited for it is that a queen
ant yeah it's a camponotus pensylvanicus queen it's purpose of the ant i have an entire setup
for an ant colony again waiting for her to finish yeah she's setting up her nanatics which is what
it is which is their first colony of like first brood right and then um all of those those baby
ants basically will be the tiniest tiniest workers imaginable and then we go to the next one yep
well she'll go to the next ones after that but that's her first one you have a pic of the display
i mean no it's kind of just sitting right next to me let's take a picture here one sec
it's very simple right now but you're also going to see a whole lot of 3d printed worms
because i reset a whole lot of 3d printed dune awakening worms so that's the thing no i don't
want that no get out of here stop it i'm trying to hit this my phone's like popping up with
bullshit it's like stop boop boop no i'll pull this over here yeah i just have a simple ants
Canada setup um i've had this stuff for years but there you go so this is where you're seeing that
camera and then this is set up for a food area this is a colony formicarium area and then this
is going to be an outworld area and i got to fill that up with sand and everything next and then
these are all those 3d printed worms of which there's a lot of them so i have a whole pile of
3d printed worms over there yeah any thoughts on having an insect stream i mean maybe everyone
would just yell lift in it though yeah sixth circuit exactly you know but uh when this is
when she's ready the colony will burst out of here and then they'll move yeah so i'm excited for it
man should be good pile halud yeah yeah it's just an ants Canada setup man i like their shit a lot
it's really high quality are the worms edible yes but only once
they're made out of plastic dude it's like they're like resin printed
shy lude you know which is freaking sick actually worm what is edible more than once
you don't want to know yeah you don't want to know all right we'll go into layouts and we're
going to go to guardian mining george there we go so this is the thing that's kind of weird we've
got zero one two three nine ten eleven twelve thirteen and then eight i guess i put it up in
the top right for a reason what was the reason though here maybe i did that to other ones too
do that on mint i do that with the logs let me see if i did this with the logs with larry
very nice odd threat there from that guy very cool oh this is missing something is wrong here
but yeah that's in the right spot so we'll go do that threat yeah the guy said you should be
careful next time you go to your po box there are a lot of crazy people out there one might
be waiting for you and who knows what he could do just be safe bro and then he spammed it like
four times it got banned it's just like weird veiled threat shit dude yeah all right we're
gonna go pull this up for logging paul he's just taking care okay what is it that's missing on this
crafting stations logging paul let's go grab the config and find out
all the essences and then secrets logging pristine core of course it is is it heartwood
yep fixed what's the counter in the upper right number of bands from insane people like what you
just heard logging secrets fragile acts done now you're one of the 666 chatter got banned for i
don't know oh yeah yeah boop all right that one is fixed that's just today yep internet drama go
crazy all right those are finished let's go to the leather worker this is broken okay that's
like super busted we'll go fix this get rid of that get rid of this and this we're gonna go to
here we're gonna go to the crafting station and the leather worker layouts leather working
these three is what needs to change so right now they're set up in the wrong spot they need to go
down here which i think this is 54 if i remember correctly let me look i think that's 53 yeah it
is okay so if this was 0 9 18 27 36 and then 45 so we'll go from 45 now we do that try that out
did stream go down no what dragon slayer i really don't know much about him he reaches out to me all
the time though okay so maybe that guy's just went down stream got interrupted earlier if you
too was it interrupted or did the stream pause for you randomly did it just pause because we've
been seeing that happen a bunch with twitch we don't know why yeah okay yeah if it if it paused
if it like stopped playing fully restart your browser we've we have no idea what that's been
happening yeah very nice magic numbers these are not magic numbers if you were a programmer you
would know that this is a configuration file back to reddit with you all right let's go check this
okay that looks a lot better we can put these off in the corner now that looks much better satchel
is going to be here um we can do that their magic numbers to the uninitiated they just see a number
and they think that's that's what it is each of these is a crafting so what we want to do is we
want to set specific values in each one of them so crafting time gets set to zero for this the
amount gets set to one so you know how how many items you get is the output the ingredients for
all this all that gets set to that so yeah no yeah scene a code review and now thinks they're
an expert it's not even a good one either they basically just learned a bunch of buzzwords and
jargon and think that it's like a good attack in reality it's just stupid oh yeah no i i knew that
he created pinstripe and never song and he's currently making twisted tower i knew about that
too but i don't know why somebody was insulting him i'm not quite sure why yeah i don't know why
you don't like him i'm not sure you know boop you're just referring to what reddit was saying
i'm i'm gonna be honest with you do yourself a favor don't mainline reddit like right in your
veins reddit youtube twitter those are not great for you at all if you think that the internet
doesn't like thomas brush as you've been saying you think he's gross for whatever reason maybe
go find out about him let me go talk to him find out for yourself don't be weird right
That guy's been nothing but nice to me. Let's see here. As far as I know, he's just a dev.
And he wants me on a podcast.
Dude seems nice.
Put cheese bread in your veins and sent home
Cheese bread in the veins. All right, this is good
That's good. Everything looks nice. Oh, you're good. Okay off to the alchemy
What do you got alchemy?
Looking good. Wait shit, okay
Alchemy potion sellers who want to go to. That really needs to be on a different vendor.
I'm gonna have to fit a different vendor.
He's not your favorite content creator, but you enjoy the interviews he's done. Yeah, he kept it
So he's invited me on there for like six months
I've just never had the time to do it
But he kept inviting me and like nobody in the community was talking about it and somebody asked like hey
Are you gonna go do it? And I was like, okay, so that's interesting
This is like the first time someone in the community has asked me about doing it. So
Yeah
Is he coding for Minecraft or heart-bound? So right now we're working on block aim, which is our Minecraft server, but
Heart-bound doesn't really have any programming left. It's literally just writing
Implementation of that writing takes no time at all. It's like an hour to do four weeks of writing, you know
So when I get all of the writing done for all the different routes
I just implement it and then the patch goes out same day
It's very fast for that. The hard part is the writing not not the framework. Yeah stuff
I'm working right now is block aim shit. It's all configuration files because we hotfix it into the server. Yeah. Yeah, no worries, dude
Love your chat GPT code
I don't use chat GPT to program if you're talking about the stuff with heart bound that was written eight years ago in game maker
Version 1.4 before structs existed not everybody uses AI because AI is dogshit my dude
Before AI anyway
Let's go look at this. We're gonna pull up
Which is the character we're looking at potion sellers, so we're doing alchemy potion seller right now. Yeah, it's like eight years ago
It's done in GMS 1.4
But crock good though grock. How do I feel about this?
Crafting stations
alchemy
Potions, where's my potions on? There we go. You ever get people coming in talking in code. What does that even mean? Oh
I can't believe I programmed in chat GPT before it existed my dude
Phenomenal what a revelation. All right potion sellers set up. Let's go and take a look at this. I kind of
I kind of want to make a new vendor
Here about grock for what are your thoughts? Okay, so I'm gonna be super real with you
I think rock sucks. And the reason why is because it's either
People outsource all of their critical thinking to it where they're like grock
How do I feel about this which is just so annoying or grock fight this person for me grock grocks at this
So I win like it's just it's so
So deeply disturbing. It's like the most black mirror should I've ever seen and then recently
Grock referred to itself as mecha Hitler and well
That is funny out of context. It's also kind of insane
So now I'm just like, okay, so they just made tay 2.0 and it's it's gonna get you know
Imploded as a result of this. Yeah, it referred to itself as mecha Hitler and I was like, that's great. Cool
And have fun with that right and it's it's just kind of off the rails at this point so I'm just like, okay
they're gonna do some weird shit with that now and try and fix it but like bro, it's I
just don't like the combination of
completely unhinged AI and also
people
Deferring all of their critical thinking to an AI none of this is good
Like none of this it's it's more like a sideshow at a carnival at this point
Think it's a meme invest in yourself, you know
Yeah, communal man a communal magic 8-ball exactly what vendor hunting? No, it's the alchemy vendors. So snappy
Right now the potion seller sells all of the armor for alchemy
Which is stupid. So I think what I might do is I might put a little guy in here somewhere kind of like we did with
Where is he?
the chicken man
We have chef nugget and chef nugget has all of the armor for the chefs
I may put something like that on one of the tables in there or chef axel auto who has all of them delicious
delicious sushi's
Yeah
Rock for is crazy intelligent. It's so intelligent. It tells people it's mecha Hitler. Yes, the fantastic wonderful
Please go revere it as a god and ask it all of your questions
It's chef now get a government drone. Yes
Use a black cat. That's a good idea. Oh
You know what I think cats in Minecraft just randomize their skins though between a set of them if I make it into a cat
It's probably just gonna be the same
Thing and randomize it
Huh?
Yeah
Axel auto changes colors all the time every time the server reloads axel auto changes colors, which is kind of cool
I dig that I super dig that
Yeah
Yeah
Yes, a dragon Slayer. It didn't
Unfortunately, you're gonna have to wait
Why is it good that axolotls change colors? It's just kind of cool, right?
So like if we go over here every time the server reloads, you have a different flavor of axolotl
Right now it's this weird purple color. It's purple flavored right and then like later that will change into something else
Every time the server restarts that's kind of neat. It's just like a neat extra, you know, it doesn't need to happen
I think if we use a cat on the table in here
It'll probably do the same thing and I got to think about where I'm gonna put that
I don't know where I am. Maybe I'll get rid of these two items and then put the cat here like on this
That might work. We'll probably do that. Yeah, I'll do that a
frog a
Frog a frog
That might be kind of neat to do I dig that
It's happening in the corner of the building. Not really anything
600 viewers, there's almost 5,000 of her on YouTube or on twitch, but
Most of the communities on twitch
This block game is a small project you planning on making an MMO later blade based on block game
We were actually gonna port it into Hytale as one of the like headliner games for Hytale
We were in talks with their community manager and they sent me a bunch of cool merch actually
so I have a Hytale shirt here and
Then they canceled Hytale. So
shit, right
Harbin runs at 20 FPS. No, it doesn't shit
What's the 60 FPS on a frickin smart fridge? Are they buying it back? We don't know yet
America is awake as usual dune. Just announced a building contest. That's kind of cool ads are over. Never though
How do you feel about using chat GPT as a starting point for code don't?
Honestly use chat GPT and other llms to in order to teach yourself concepts. Don't use them to replace your code
Don't use them to replace any type of creative process generative AI is garbage
And I'll give you a really good example of this. I talked about this earlier on stream
But let's say I actually watched a short of another guy talking about this and I'm basically
paraphrase what he was talking about because I completely agree with it the idea
let's say you want to make a box in a video game and you want to make textures for that box and
You think you know what? I'm just gonna use chat GPT to do this
I'm just gonna use an LM to do this kind of thing to make textures for this
You're gonna make a generic acts ass box. No one's gonna care about that box whatsoever
This is not how design in video games goes and I'll show you a very good example of why
Let's say that you have an artist on the team and the artist goes
what if I make that box really interesting and I make it look kind of funny, right and
I make it unique if you textured that box
With chat GPT or another LLM. You may never create something like the companion
because that was made and
Then a whole bunch of story can roll out of it a whole bunch of attachment can happen from it
It can become a character a good example of this is Oscar instead of heartbound
Oscar is an operating system the tower that is a character. He didn't exist in the original writing now
He's the main character in the tower because one day I went what if the computer could talk?
That'd be kind of cool, right?
You would never get that if you had any of these LLM's generate the assets for you
It would just generate the asset
It wouldn't be able to innovate on that and that's the problem do not outsource your creativity to a robot
Let's see. So we've got alchemists is set up. I think I want to move this over to a different NPC
Yeah, I think we're gonna move this to another NPC
Gonna make a new dude, I want to make it into a frog gonna make a frog
Take 10,000 years mobs
And now we'll go to NPC mobs
grab something like chef axel and then we're gonna go down here to
alchemy
team-master
Teamaster, that's why what do we name him? What do we name the Frog Chet? What do we name the Frog?
We're not naming him frog
He's a frog that sells armor for alchemy Chet. What if
What if I make the vendor for armor the alchemist armor a dog
What if I did that?
Let me look up a dog for reference
Yeah, like a dog like that for the alchemist armor. That would that'd be great, right? I think it's a great idea
We should make we should make the alchemist armor vendor a dog
Is it wolf? It's a cold wolf
What what's the problem? What's the issue with this? What's
Why can't I call a wolf Nina? What's the problem if it sells alchemist armor? What's worse?
Where's the issue Chet? Oh
I mean I could call it greatest creation, you know, that'd be kind of cool, you know
Glorious evolution maybe something like that. You're a cognitos hazard
Super funny
Glorious evolution would slap. Yeah
Yeah, I don't care a gift calf
Dudes just farming for ad revenue
Snow golem is taller than a wolf. So be looking the right direction. It should yeah
It should look just fun because it's the using the disguise won't really matter. Oh
Shit, you saw a video where I'm not actually a real pirate. I've never spent a day to see my life. It's true
It's true. The ocean makes me vomit. Yeah
Only if you make the dog say the triggering players name exclusively I can actually do that I could do that
Oh, no, I just have it to refer to everyone as Edward. That'll be fine. Yeah
What if I haven't called you big brother Oh God
Isn't wolf armor a thing now it is I
Said it see hold up put it on there. I guess we can actually make a black wolf
Which is kind of interesting. I guess there's a variant for wolves now where there's a yeah
I didn't know there was a wolf variant. How long has it been there? Oh shit. Look at this
Yeah, look at that
We have a bunch of different statics of this pale spotted snowy blank ashen rusty woods chestnut and striped
Is that when one point twenty one point one? Yeah, we're on one point twenty one point four
So they're all buying specific ones. We could actually change them. We can change it to it. Yeah, we're on one point twenty one point four
There's an African wild dog variant. That's kind of cool. Is that the striped one?
They're like six months olds at most that makes sense
Yeah, we just moved this this update brings us to one point twenty one point four
I think in the last one we're in one point eighteen or some shit
Yeah
Yeah, it doesn't happy. It literally doesn't matter that dudes just farming for ad revenue one point eighteen
Yeah, we went one point eighteen point two to one point twenty point two to one point twenty one point four
So these are all new as of this what color do we have like a picture of these Jake?
Do you have like a resource where I can look at all the pictures?
For these ones because I'd love I'd love to see all of these and we can choose a variant from there
Yeah, the root of dagger heart. No never use that
Yeah, is in the MC wiki. All right, let me see this
I stay away from the MC wiki usually because it's like horrific a lot of the times. Okay, that's kind of cool
I dig that
Well, I mean like if we're gonna if we're gonna make a dog that sells alchemy armor, which one of these dogs guys
Do you think looks the most like this one?
which
Which one is the most similar would you say you say the top left one?
Top left one looks pretty much like that. Yeah snowy
Definitely snowy. So we're gonna go snowy
Unfortunately, we can't make a black color
So that is unfortunate. Yeah, we're gonna do we're gonna do the snowy variant. So we're doing it. We're doing it
It'll be variant snowy under options if I could type
Actually, it's very with a capital V variant
Snowy
Cool done
You can with black dye. I wonder if they'd be persistent on the server though. That's the that's the question. Oh wait
We can set the color of the color
nice
All right, we got to put a location on this and then we're gonna do
This is game development. Yeah, we're creating an NPC right now, but and we're designing it with chat because it's fun
Yeah, we'll do alchemy Nina and then we'll put all of these items over on Nina
We need to give it a location though. And I think I'm just gonna put it in this corner right here
So wherever this is right there
Where is the look at look targeted block? There we go. Right side negative 283 65 1 1 3
negative 283
65 and 1 1 3
Save that there and then we can say
a
Reload let me say mm. Oh, I know it's not it's not done uploading it
Is he farming for ad revenue does he have legitimate critique
He's critiquing eight-year-old code that was written in game maker studio version 1.4 in a framework
That doesn't need to be updated performance because it runs on a smart fridge
Pretty sure he's just doing it for ad revenue at this point and to sell his commissioned slots because he has
Commissioned slots to review a resume at three hundred and fifty dollars an hour
All right
Definitely not a conflict of interest at all. Definitely doing it for the the review
100% let's see mm spawn. We're gonna do mobs spawn and
What is the name of the NBC token that we just gave it oh that's a problem
Save that we're explaining full metal alchemists need
Hey a little bit he charges 350 bucks to review what now he charges $350 to review resume for one hour
And that is a public thing that he put up for a dude calling himself Jesus
He's pretty good at casting the first stone. Let me tell you
Alright, that's good
Why is he doing a thing? Who knows man?
mobs spawn
NPC origin
Mima but where dog?
But where dog are they not called wolf is it not called wolf? Where is it? Hmm?
Hmm where where go?
World mid garden did I do this wrong is supposed to be negative
No
283 gonna make that in a different spot
two eight three five sixty five one one three point five
Hmm. Well, they're definitely on the server somewhere
They didn't move to the right location and I don't know why
The teleport to should be working just fine
Could be on the roof maybe
unlikely, huh
Love you shorts. Thanks, man
Anyway, I'm gonna use the bathroom real quick. I'll be right back and I'm back
The lighting could definitely be improved to be more optimized. Let me explain to you why that doesn't matter
Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna watch a little video together. I will send you a challenge for game on
Yeah, so, Heartbound runs at 60fps, which is what it's capped at, on a smart fridge.
It doesn't need to be updated in terms of its performance in any possible respect.
It was written 8 years ago in GameMaker Studio version 1.4, before Strux existed in GameMaker.
Outside of that, all of my time working on that game is spent writing dialogue, because
it is a choose-your-own-adventure narrative.
This massive amount of work for writing takes about three to four weeks to write.
It takes about an hour to implement.
Keep chasing that ad revenue, I guess.
Alright, let's find out why this isn't working.
Umm...
Lib disguises wolf.
Maybe it's the wolf.
Let me see if Lib's Disguises needs that model.
Cow...
Is wolf a thing in here?
Yeah, I guess it is.
Hmm...
Wolf is an available mob.
I already responded to it.
Trick.
Just now.
You guys can clip that and send it over.
What is that?
Okay, so, something is making this NPC not exist.
I don't know what it is.
Because cancel event is working just fine.
Teleport 2 should be working just fine.
The alchemy system, that station should be fine.
What the hell is causing this dude to not exist?
It might be the variant.
Let's go into the server.
I'm gonna go look at the server errors.
What?
I'll fix that later.
Umm...
Let's grab this.
Chat smells.
True!
Jake is correct.
There is no server error.
But why?
I hate a silent failure.
I hate a silent failure.
Is it on the roof?
No.
Is it underground?
No.
Oh!
I know what it is.
I don't think wolves are allowed in town.
Let me see if I can do this.
Summon wolf.
Nope, I'm wrong.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is!
It's definitely not too big for the space.
I thought maybe wolves were hostile.
Yeah, but I guess not.
It's not that.
I'm gonna get rid of this.
We're gonna see if it's the variants.
We'll save this out.
Wait for that.
It may be those extra variables.
Because I've never tried those before and it might just be shitting itself.
Maybe it's the color.
That's what I was wondering, yeah.
The variant does not exist.
It should.
That variant should exist.
Nope.
Okay.
Okay, that's really weird.
This is so strange.
The name is correct.
This is totally correct.
Why is this like this?
Super strange.
Maybe it's the wolf?
Is the wolf broken?
Yeah, there's no error log.
That's the problem.
It's silently failing, which is the worst kind of failing.
Okay, now something really weird is happening.
Yeah, no, something really strange is happening here.
I don't know what it is.
It's like incredibly odd.
Because I've never seen an NPC just not exist.
We're gonna duplicate a different NPC over.
Because I need to find out what the hell is going on here.
I'm gonna run TTS while we wait.
Game development goblin with 500 bits said did you know that the German word spiel, which
means game, sounds almost like the English word spell.
It also makes sense, because creating a game is basically casting a spell.
I'm looking forward to the game jam and all the spells that will be cast.
Hmm.
One sec.
Uh, one sec.
There we go.
Alright.
I just have something over.
You set up the short for today?
I did not.
Let me go and do that.
Thank you for reminding me.
What is this I'm gonna do?
Put that up and put it up to noon.
July 14th.
There we go.
What is this, Jake?
What did you do?
Wait, what do you mean you found Nina?
Where is Nina?
Go to spectator and look inside the wall?
No.
Was it just perfectly insi-
Okay.
I'm mad.
Why?
Why?
Why are you perfectly inside the wall?
You piece of shit.
That's insane.
Actually.
Okay.
Okay.
It was working just fine.
And we'll move it, I guess, one out.
Oh.
Yeah, the position is definitely correct.
I mean, it was.
It looked like it.
But it's gonna be one that way now, too.
Okay, it looks like that's set up correctly.
Mob info, mob spawn.
Hey, that's the wrong dog.
Okay, so now we gotta put the variant back on it.
It'll be 282.
There we go.
282.
Snowy.
Can we make that caps?
It looks weird, that one.
Then we'll grab that.
Oh.
Already talked about how to tag this.
It's just more ad farming bullshit, dude.
You're getting farmed.
There we go.
That is...
That is not the same dog.
Oh, no.
Okay, so it probably does have to be lowercase.
How annoying.
Yep.
Color equals black is the, uh, the color color.
Yeah.
Color is the color.
Okay.
Looks like it's through.
I'm gonna reload.
Does variant not work in our version?
It may not work.
I may need to update the plugin.
Because this is a third-party plugin for this one.
Hey, Jake Carino.
What version of mobs do we have, man?
Do you know?
Because they have this set up exactly this inside of their docs.
Just variant sets the wolf variant.
And we chose Snowy.
Or is Snowy not one anymore?
Well, yeah.
Wolf variant is Snowy.
And they've got that set to lowercase.
And the color set correctly.
So that's color and variant under options.
What's up, Jake?
5.8.2?
Let me see what version they have.
Let me go see what version they have for their new one.
Oh, their current one is 5.8.1 for the free version.
And 5.9.5.
We're behind versions.
That's probably why.
Yeah.
Yep.
Where chat's being deleted is their written.
Uh, it's a bunch of people saying insane shit.
Like, I will just pirate and steal your games.
Yeah.
So, like, of course they're getting banned.
Dude, like, come on.
All caps on the variant name?
We already tried that.
Doesn't change it.
I think we have an old version.
Here's the problem.
I'm gonna log into this.
I don't even know who that is, dude.
Alright.
Jake, we're gonna update.
Yeah, we're on 5.8.2.
Grab that.
Boop.
One sec.
You gonna open correctly?
Windows?
Or do you suck?
Okay.
Windows sucks today, apparently.
There we go.
Where did it download to?
Oh, it's still downloading.
There we go.
Popping on the new one.
We'll have to do a restart.
Oh god, why is chat 7ing?
Was it all 777?
Okay, that's why.
Hahahaha.
Ugh.
Thermite has some really bad code.
Bro, that framework was written 8 years ago in Game Maker Studio 1.4 before Strux existed.
He's reviewing a framework that's 8 years old on a game that still runs perfectly.
Ugh.
It's literally just to farm you for ad revenue.
Man's making slop.
Yeah, he's just farming, dude.
I get it.
I understand the hustle.
But don't expect to not get called out for that shit.
Let's see.
Alright.
I'm restarting the server.
Give me a sec.
We'll see if it explodes.
Boop.
Bro, what?
There we go.
It's restarting.
It's still shit today.
It runs at 60fps on a smart fridge.
It doesn't need to change.
My man's over here masturbating over 1ms.
Literally runs on a smart fridge.
That is the most nitpick shit I've ever heard in my life.
Anyone against you is farming?
No, bro.
It literally runs on a smart fridge.
Look.
Like, literally.
Smart fridge.
Literally.
I will send you a challenge card.
Game on?
Again?
Again.
What is happening?
Watch.
Baby data voice?
Again.
Uh huh.
The fridge was clearly a paid actor.
Man, we really need to go refactor 8 year old code that still runs on a smart fridge
today so we can get 10% more performance for... what?
The game's bottleneck isn't programming.
It's writing.
It's a choose your own adventure narrative in which I have to write down literally every
single possibility for the player.
This is the next update.
It's all writing.
I do 3-4 weeks of writing and then an hour of implementation.
Like, that man is farming you for ad revenue.
By creating outrage content.
Man also selling resume reviews for $350 an hour.
Learn to think.
That's wild.
Yeah, you think I'm joking on that?
No.
Look.
Bro.
$350 60 minute consultation session for your resume.
Okay.
Definitely tell me he's not farming for the revenue.
Like, please.
At this point.
This is just so pedantic, dude.
Man found a niche that he could go and farm a bunch of views on and he's hitting it as
hard as he can until it runs out.
Have fun, right?
Very neat.
Alright.
So, variant doesn't work on this.
We're gonna go see if the server is restarted now.
No station called alchemy needed.
That shit doesn't matter.
Let me get into the game and try this.
Boop.
But will it work?
Okay.
It works.
Yep.
It was a version issue.
Let's see if these still function.
Everything else seems to work.
We'll probably have to test Cinder, but this totally works.
That's dunzo.
We have a dog named Nina.
Cool.
I'll probably have the dog move out a little bit because it's a little bit too far out.
Yeah.
Um, we've got, we'll go to like, how long would this be?
$282.65.
Let me see this.
There we go.
$282.65, 114.
Let's do that.
$282.65, 114.
Save that.
And I think it goes to the back left of that corner, so it should be fine.
We'll save that there.
Boop.
Do that.
And then do, and then reload and then, oh, that's weird.
It doesn't save it between reloads.
That's a bug with air shit.
That sucks.
Uh, there we go.
And then we'll spawn one.
Did that spawn in the wrong spot?
The hell's going on here?
Let's grab another one.
Where is, did this update yet?
Okay.
That should be updated.
Reload.
Spawn.
Okay.
There we go.
Now slightly out.
That looks better, but it looks like it's not using the right dog aim.
Maybe it just doesn't work.
Maybe it just doesn't work.
Even though the variant is set to that, the color is set to that, it looks like it's just
not working.
You sure it isn't because you're using a snowman instead of a wolf?
I guess we just set it to a wolf type wolf.
That may be the problem.
The problem is last time we did that, it caused like serious issues.
Kill off that one.
It may be because of that because we're using a disguise.
You might be right.
I may be able to pass those values to the disguise though, if that makes sense.
Yeah.
Needs all caps.
It needed lowercase inside of their documentation.
So maybe it will be that and they just have bad dogs, but I don't know.
That's definitely what we wanted right there.
Is it?
Okay, now it's turning.
I was like, the hell?
So it does work when it's set to a wolf and alchemy isn't real.
So I think this is fine.
Can we get it to sit though?
Let me see, um, Minecraft, lib disguises, uh, wolf, sit.
Can we make it sit?
Disguise is setting up a flag watch.
No, no.
No, I didn't know there were different colored dogs in Minecraft.
They're like six months old.
People were saying set tame to true.
So tamed true, tamed true or lowercase true, we'll set it as true for that.
Do we have a way to make it sit though?
And I think we can do that under disguises.
I don't know if we can, I don't know if we can for that.
Isn't this a sovereign game to the one stream?
Yeah.
We're developing block game right now.
Yeah.
I'm trying to, I'm trying to set up with lib disguises.
Jesus Christ.
Did he really call himself that?
Yeah.
Where is this?
Maybe he supplies the wolves too.
Let me check it.
Yeah.
I mean, that's, that's what it would be.
So we do disguise.
I think, I think we don't want to go through the, the options system because I think the
options system is the problem here.
We have to like set animation for that, but the one we'll have to set is, I don't know.
Cause I don't know what the variables are for wolf.
Is there like set tamed shit like that?
Yeah.
Disguise type wolf, watcher sitting true.
Where are you seeing that though?
I play games.
Yeah, I said variant set color is what I'm gonna try
Yeah, I don't know what the variables are for that. I wish there was better documentation for this
That's the biggest problem. I'm saying right now. There might be documentation. We just don't know where it is
Do we have variables for this? Let me see
libs disguises
The sleep nude it's taking me set powered set color set player
We may have an in-game system
Set entity pose, that's what we have. Yeah
So then I gotta go look up with the entity poses from probably spigot docs
spigot
entity pose
wolf
entity
pose
Pose somewhere in here. Do we have the poses available for this? I'm sitting
There we go is sitting set sitting so inherited from sitable. We could do set sitting I guess
So we'll go into here and we'll go into wolf and we'll do disguise I guess we'll do a wolf disguised as a wolf
We'll probably have to do a snowman snow golem disguised as a wolf because otherwise they're gonna make it go away with a
Unfortunately with a a bone or some weird shit wolf
named Nina and then we'll say set sitting and then
Save that out. We'll see if that works
Yeah
Why are we making Minecraft mod? I've worked on this for three and a half years. The community really loves it
It's something that we really enjoy. Yeah, and then uh
Jake works on it with me now has for like the last year and a half something like that
It's an MMO that the community likes to play and something we work on on stream
Yep. Oh god, Nina you monster what?
Just because we have a dog that sells you alchemy gear named Nina doesn't mean there's anything wrong. What's the problem?
What could possibly be wrong with doing that what would be the issue?
Oh god, it turned into an air with a weird outfit on
Kill it. Oh
It's cursed
Maybe set sitting is wrong. Maybe we have to do display. Let me go look at the axle all
axle law tool
Okay, so we we just do disguise and then display for that wolf and we'll pull that up here
And do that and say Nina in here do that, there we go
It's a funny unintended reference. I know it was weird
I'm aware. I already responded to it blue
All right, that should now be up on the server good to go
Hey, so it does sit perfect. Okay, so set sitting works this way. We can actually use that as a proper flag
Let's go into the next one. We need to do
Set variants, I guess
Set variant and we'll do it to
Miss wolf that variant snowy
Jesus Christ in theory you can make a child named Nina that is disguised as a wolf. Yes
Yes, you could very easily actually which is deeply funny
Yep, the counter hit a thousand or overflow to zero. Not only will it hit 1000 it will likely go off the screen
Yeah, no, that's it's old code from eight years ago
There's no reason to update the framework at that point
Like it works is totally fine is performant runs on a smart fridge and doesn't get in the way of development
There's no reason to refactor something like that to get
10% more ms out of it
Especially when it's running exactly as we need it to the only thing that holds back our pants development is writing dialogue
It is literally a narrative RPG
With that is choose your own adventure
There's no reason to update that that's it. Yeah
98% more ms out of it. It runs perfectly on a smart fridge. What do you need it to run on a calculator?
Who gives a shit like to be completely real with you? There's no benefit
To get extra ms out of it eight years down the road. It doesn't matter
Like it's literally masturbatory for performance. That doesn't need to exist. It's wild dude
Bros crashing out. No, it's just the stupid narrative dude. You don't realize you're getting farmed for ad revenue. That sucks, man
Maybe you do realize it. You don't give a shit kind of whatever
Yet ta 84 compatibility support. That's nuts dude had to hire more moderators. Nope. We have not hired more moderators
I'm waiting on ads. Oh, that's interesting and notice the stream is an 8k bitrate, but the ads are 150 K
Wait, really ads are 150 K bitrate on twitch. God. I wish they would implement AV one already
Yeah
Yeah, I didn't know they were doing that. That's weird ads are over by the way, but yeah
I'm I'm wishing they would just do everyone encoding already. I already responded to it scoochie dudes farming you format for ad revenue
What is this xkd CD comic?
Dude, love it. All right, let's go take a look at this
So, I think we do set variant with this
Variants
Can we do set variant? I don't know we might not be able to do set variant
Is there a variant get variant set variant? Okay, we could do set variant, but it might be wolf dot
Snowy, I don't know if it'll be snowy or if it'll be wolf touch snowing. So we're trying to try that. We're gonna try that
Yeah
It may work
Works sick, let me make sure it worked actually
Yep, totally works said variant works. Um, and now we can say
What is it gonna be set tamed?
We have to set that to true. I think it says it's true. Boop
Set sitting about set tambled true. I think it defaults to true because set setting is good
So we'll probably just take that up. We don't need to clutter it up. We'll try it out first
You and I can't see more than 20 FPS anyway
Definitely go play a video game at 20 FPS and then go play a video game at a 120
You will absolutely see a difference. That doesn't make any sense
Yeah. Oh, yeah, we got to set the color color to I think that was bait
Yeah, people are trying to say that it's in 20 FPS, but it's not
All right, that works
Hey
Now where where could we possibly know this dog from where could where could we do that?
Where could we know this dog this specific dog chat this dog that sells alchemy gear
Where where could we ever have known this dog from where where could it have come from?
Yeah, the dog dog named Nina, right? It's a good dog. Looks the same. Yeah
Looks the same looks good. It's gonna sell alchemy gear. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Don't don't be upset
Don't be upset
What you you're upset about that why are you upset about that dog? Okay here let me
Here, I'll get it. I'll get another dog. All right, does that one make you happy?
Since you didn't like the first dog you do you like that dog. Is that a problem? Oh, you don't like that one either
What about you know, I see let me see if we find something else that you might like. What about
Well, maybe maybe not even a dog right go grab this
There maybe you'll like this if you like this if it'll actually load it's not even a load
Why is everything on the Internet 1f 1 freaking pixel size? It's all garbage. Oh, here we go
I found a good one. If you maybe if you don't like all these dogs that I've shown you because we have this dog and
then we have
We have this dog over here. You don't like either of those dogs. So what about maybe a horse?
Is that fine? Is that fun? Like since you don't like dogs, maybe a horse. Yeah
You don't like the horse either. Oh, I'm out of animals at that point
I've tried two different dogs and a horse and Chad hates it. What what do you want? What do you want from me now?
I've tried to use all these cute and wonderful animals
What's the problem?
Yeah, maybe a deer maybe we could use a deer right maybe maybe they'd like a deer better one sec
What about what about this deer that deer is fine, right? Nothing wrong with that
You didn't like the dogs
You didn't like the horse
So what about a deer? It's too low res. I know everything on the internet is like shitty low res now. Oh
Yeah, what about a lion
Chad sure. Do you still upset about all of those you still upset about all those?
Okay. Well, what if we go like deeper in a fantasy and we use like I don't know like a nice relaxing moment between
Like a mom and a child in the rain
Like it's dinosaurs right like that
That's not messed up right like that's see look look at that wholesome moment. You're the relaxing in the rain
The relax look how relaxing that is. Look at that a sigh of relief happening right there, you know
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, see Chad still hates it. Why do you guys hate everything? That's awful. Oh
Anyway, this dog is done. Boop. Yeah, let's go grab this
crafting stations
What about a spider we can you know chat will remember that probably true need effects the Fox on the Hound reference
I mean we could talk about Fox now. That might work. What is this Jake a cute rabbit? Oh, yeah
Yeah, Chad here
What about this cute rabbit, right? It's I mean, are you happy now? I mean look how cute that rabbit is
There's nothing wrong with this image, right? Are you still upset that rabbit is incredibly cute. I mean look at it
Look how cute it is
Right play it. This is a
Static image. What do you mean play it? Look how cute they look at him. He's smiling, right?
That's fine
We're gamedev. We've been working on in the background the whole time
I'm gonna take all the alchemy stuff bring it out of this
We're gonna put it into a new file for Nina who's our new NPC, which would be great new
We're gonna call it alchemy, Nina
What
More TTS
Luffy with 1000 bits said just grew my hair over my shoulders took over a year nice for you
Are the pros and cons of long hair?
I would say the pro of long hair is that
every kind of generation they call you something else like they call you like a hippie and then like a rocker and
Then and then they think that you're a girl and now they get called trans randomly
Which is deeply hilarious to me because I'm just a dude with long hair
So that's that's kind of a pro cuz it's funny whenever it happens
I think another pros that your neck is never cold. No matter what's going on a con is
Go anywhere in your house that you've been a lot of time
Take your hand put it on the carpet and do this and it will turn into a ball of hair immediately
Even if you thought you vacuumed it correctly
You didn't no matter what also your drain is now clogged. Enjoy. Yeah
Okay, this is good
That's now set up correctly
And I think I think we're good to go on that. We need to go make a layout for it
Damn it
Just gonna go wild when it hits 1000. All right, make that question to assure it. Maybe well
What's on 52 and 53 in the spender? I think it's those move this somewhere else
Your wife sticks her hair to the shower while walls drive me nuts
Okay, so you next time your wife sticks her hair to the shower while walls
Turn it into like a face or something and then just leave it there every time until you know
until she stops
That's the it's about passive-aggressive behavior clearly at that point, right? You got to fight fire with fire
Just draw a face with it, you know
Yeah
The TTP is very low true. Yeah
It's
hair shower art 100%
You're trying some Squidward odd percent. You're gonna do that now proud of you
Grab that potion sellers now set up correctly
Nina's now set up correctly Nina now sells you alchemy gear. Yeah
And now we need to go over to the potion cellar and we need to move these around probably gonna put
Those in the center and then this one in the very center is probably how that's gonna go
So let's move it around
Let's see. This is gonna be zero one, two, three, so start it from there save that
What are you doing a plug-in for a big Italian minecraft server? That's the wildest thing ever
This is actually a an MMO server that Jake and I work on so I do
Right now I'm doing a full revamp of the entire in-game economy
We've also added a number of different statistics all kinds of different shit on it
So, yeah, Jake and I have worked on this Jake's working on it for about a year and a half
I've worked on it for about three and a half years and
We just have a massive community likes to play it. It's completely free. It's fun fun to do lots of different items
Everything like what about heartbound? I work on heartbound off stream because it's all writing as you can see here
There's a lot of people in line that try to claim that like there's a bottleneck in the programming in some way
But it's not implementation takes about an hour
Writing everything takes about three weeks to four weeks per update
It is a huge amount of branching narrative paths and that takes time
so I
Take my time on the writing and the implementation is easy because that framework was written eight years ago and still kicking today
So yeah simple shit. It's player driven economy good in games. So
Block game is a player driven economy like heavily player driven economy. It's hard to balance. I think it's a difficult thing
Did you say writing was done months ago? No, no writing for a different update was done months ago
And we released that update that updates out man
There was last update was on May 28th. That was the June update update before that was May 1st
That was the May update. So it's every every month. I release a new update. Yeah
Yep
Implementation takes an hour. Yeah for an entire cutscene
That's really fast when you take three to four weeks to do the writing and implementations one hour for all languages
Yeah, it's quick as shit, dude
We're getting hard about what do you use to keep track of the story branches? I use obsidian obsidian is freaking awesome
These are not magic numbers you goblin ass. These are direct locations on a grid. Oh my god
No, I don't do I don't do react content on top of that go get the give the ad revenue to him
If you really think his shit is good. Yeah, not interested
Why so many comments in the code for this so that if anybody is working on this they know what the hell is going on
That's why
Drops out of the compile. Anyway, it doesn't really matter
Boop
Can you explain how lighting and harpan works sure
I did a lighting and harpan not with shaders because I could have done it with shaders
But then people who had no ability to compile shaders were having graphical errors
And that was a pretty big problem before especially the major integrated graphics for a lot of players from Brazil
People that have can Lauren machines or things that couldn't compile shaders for whatever reason and at that version of game maker
Which is 1.4 that would result in having
Weird shit put all over the screen. It was awful
So I wrote it in that to make it so they worked even if you're not using shaders and it worked fun
And that was it. It also runs at 60 FPS on a smart fridge, which is
Hilarious, so it's highly performant. It's as performant as it needs to be and it doesn't need to be more performant than that
So that's it
Anything beyond that is like masturbatory for MS. That doesn't really matter
Alright
Potion sellers done. Let's go see if that actually worked on the NPC
Yay, okay. So we have our instant health of the left. We've got our delayed health in the right
We've got our strongest both in the star smoothie in the center cool
Nice and organized nice and organized nice and organized looks good
Okay next piece. Um
Actually, we could add that to the patch notes
I'm gonna keep it a secret for those who don't watch the stream.
Prime said his mustache is real? Stop joking.
Ask him where he bought it.
That's evil? I mean, it's great.
And your stream chat is wild sometimes? Enjoy your content? Yeah.
It's getting, like, harassed right now, but it's fine.
When we actually code, what you're seeing is configuration.
Not all of game development is programming, and a lot of people don't realize that.
This category that we're in, suffering game development,
is something that we campaigned for for eight months in this community.
I was the one who put in the user voice request, and Twitch eventually said yes, which is why they built this.
This category is for people who are doing programming, it's for people who are doing art,
for people who are doing music or sound effects.
You can do foley sound, voice acting, writing, or anything else.
If you are working on a video game, you should be streaming this category.
Why is he coding a whole ass mod for Minecraft instead of working on Heartbound?
I work on Heartbound off stream because it's writing, and when I'm doing writing, I like to sit down,
read everything that I've written for that part of the character,
make sure that I'm fitting with their actual dialogue,
make sure that it fits with the things that you've done as a character that impact that character,
all the ways that they talk to everyone else.
This is important to do so that I can actually write the narrative correctly.
There's no programming, really, that gets done for Heartbound anymore, because it doesn't need it.
The framework is super easy.
It takes me about an hour for implementation on four weeks of writing,
so I just write it and then put it out every month, and that's it.
So, and if you don't like that, just don't buy the video game.
All right, alchemy is done.
You just said game dev is also writing? Yes, it is, but I don't want to do that on stream,
because I have to get into a zone, and I can't talk to chat when it's going on.
Stream is for entertainment. I do my writing off stream.
Yeah, it's like role-playing. That's exactly it.
Like, I learned to write from playing my D&D sessions, man. Like, I'm a DM.
So, when I write for a character, when I'm doing stuff like this,
like, you have to look at all the routes that are in here.
These routes are like, you went to Judgment or you didn't go to Judgment, right?
But inside of that, it's also, you told Fern you wanted things to be this way, or you didn't.
Or you went to Judgment, you told Emilio you didn't want things to be this way.
Or you followed through and hurt the Mosbecs, or you didn't follow through and you treated them well.
Or the reverse of that, or this, under every one of these contexts, and that's a full conversation.
It's not one line of text. It's a shitload of text.
You have to sit down and think about how would this character react, knowing what they know,
feeling what they feel, based on the actions that you have performed as a character.
And does that mean that it's good writing? That's subjective.
Some people like it, some people don't. But it takes a while.
And I'm fine with that. As long as I just keep producing this, the core community likes it, and that's fine.
I also just updated the ARG as well.
So people are really happy with that and they're already working on it inside of the ARG solving community.
I don't know how far they've gotten yet. Let's see.
Oh? Did they solve that piece? Let me look.
Oh, they're trying a Nigma machine on it. That is not correct.
They're trying new shit though, so that's good.
I may put up a hint on the website soon, because once I get this update for Heartbound out,
the next component for the ARG is part of it.
Yeah, they'll get it. They'll definitely get it. I'll probably put a hint up in the next 24 hours.
Yeah.
We're going to find this ARG community, so inside of our Discord, there's a channel if you choose Heartbound.
And there's a bunch of other sub-communities that try to solve the ARG kind of competitively against each other.
And if you haven't seen the Heartbound ARG, it is listed over on the community-run wiki here on Fandom, where they made this.
And there you go.
Ta-da!
Yep. Bro, what?
Ugh, that was wild.
How are the mushrooms doing? Very good. Yeah.
So this is the ARG for this. Yeah.
Have you read The War of Art? No. Never heard of that.
Groovy music? Thanks, man.
Where does the ARG start? On the website.
Is it true that ferrets attack cats?
So, ferrets and cats can get along with each other, but it's kind of risky, right?
If the cat doesn't like the ferret, they can hurt the ferret very badly.
If the ferret doesn't like the cat, the same thing goes in reverse.
You have to understand that both of them are predators, and you need to monitor their behavior.
And that's really what that comes down to, man.
So, if you want to introduce them, you're taking a risk.
Without ferrets and dogs, I would never put a ferret around a dog.
Literally ever.
Dogs like to pick up and shake things. The moment you shake a ferret, it's dead.
End of. I would never do that.
I think that is too risky for me, to be real.
Yeah. Yep.
Let's see. Is that your button mushroom short? Thanks.
What do the other common mushrooms taste like?
So, one of the ones that I like to eat is called Lion's Mane.
Lion's Mane tastes very much so like lobster.
Same kind of flavor, same kind of texture. It's really nice.
Shiitake is more meaty, like steak. It's got a lot of umami to it, which is sort of nice.
And then, I'm trying to think of what else.
Oyster mushroom has kind of got its very light sweet flavor, or very light seafood flavor, depending on which oyster mushroom it is.
We're going to wait on ads, by the way.
What are you working on today?
So, today we created a whole bunch of new items.
We rebalanced the rest of the in-game economy.
We implemented rarity as a new stat, and we implemented tier as a new stat on all of the items.
So, now when you have an item, and we go pull this up, we'll go into here.
Oh, we got ads.
Is it true you worked for steam? No. What?
So, you can now see rarity is displayed on the item once Bezos' fat head moves out of the way.
Be gone, Bezos.
Waiting for it. Waiting for it.
So, there we go. Now we've got, if you look at the bottom, it just says rarity common now.
So, we can put the rarities on all of these.
Tier is next. Jake will be implementing that over in the back end.
The front end stuff is all completely finished.
So, I've got all the configuration, the strings table stuff is in there.
Everything is set up. We're just waiting for that to be on that.
And that's it.
Easy peasy.
Oh, I know. Jock, it's wild, dude.
Came for heartbound development.
Heartbound development is done off stream. That's all of the dialogue stuff.
All I do on heartbound anymore is writing.
The framework was made years ago.
I don't even really need to update it anymore.
It works perfectly fine on modern hardware and on a smart fridge.
So, with that in mind, it's just writing that I have to do.
That takes three to four weeks per update and about an hour of implementation.
It's pretty easy.
Alright, new character done.
Alchemy finished.
Layouts finished.
Let's go look at the next one.
Go to the next one and we'll check it out.
Combat elixirs, that looks fine.
Tea, fine.
Professional elixirs, fine.
Go over here.
Smith, that looks good.
Forge, that looks good. We did that earlier.
Heshia.
So, Herbalism level 1.
Level 10.
Level 20.
So, I've been thinking about doing something with this
where you have to be that level of profession to craft the item.
And I think that's what I'm going to end up doing.
Yeah.
I think that's how I'm going to handle it.
Because, like, right now you have to be Herbalism level 20 to wear the item.
But I might make it so you also have to be Herbalism level 20 to craft the item.
I don't know yet.
I don't know how I want this to be.
I'm not sure.
Yeah, I'm not sure how I want that to be just yet.
I'm going to play around with it.
Game runs on 20 FPS on modern hardware? No, it doesn't.
It does not.
Let's see.
Hall gem, that's fine.
That's all fine now, so Chef Holiday is done.
Put that up there, and Chef Ken.
3-4 weeks per update, but the last one was 18 months ago?
Okay, this is where you look like a complete dumbass.
I am absolutely blown away by how many people believe this kind of shit.
Go to the Steam store page, scroll down the page, and click on recent events.
There's the last patch.
The last patch was on May 28th.
That was the June update.
The patch before that was May 1st, which was the May update.
Is that 18 months ago?
Insane behavior, dude.
Yeah, absolutely insane behavior.
There, mods will help you out.
Easy.
Okay, let's get back to work on this.
Let's see.
Alright, we've got all these set up.
We're going to go to the next one.
We have all of those finished.
Let's go see the next round of this.
Woolweaver?
Something's wrong.
Yeah, the new wool. The new wool.
So we'll go to Woolweaver. We'll fix that.
Woolweaving.
That's the layout for it.
We're going to pull that back.
Then we're going to go into the craft as well.
TTS time.
True. That is true.
I agree with you on that.
It's kind of funny, actually.
Sure.
Yeah, I'm really excited for it.
If you're wondering why I had the side-by-side config list.
Oh, let me save the button twice.
One moment.
It is.
Nice.
Okay, that's really funny.
I guess I hit the button twice.
For the first person,
Seraphim, the reason why I put those config files
right next to each other.
I was updating every single one of these to have
their new materials for them.
And also to have the new cores for them.
Each of these now uses a core
at different tiers.
I just had an example of it on the right side.
I wanted to make sure that both of the crafts
were in parity with each other.
So if you're a Thaumaturge, or a warrior,
you have about the same amount of effort
crafting one or the other sets of gear.
It's not more difficult being a warrior
than it is being a Thaumaturge now.
It used to be dramatically different levels of effort
for every one of the character classes
and that kind of sucked ass.
So, that is now fixed.
Yeah.
But yeah, for the other one,
setting up the music is pretty funny.
Yeah, that's why I had them next to each other.
It's just faster to do it.
And this one is, this is the wool weaving items,
and this is the layout of where they appear
inside of the inventory of the NPC.
Reload all.
And now we've got
these three all set up.
We've got all the crafts here.
And all of these have exactly the same amount
of material that they need.
And these are done. So now we can move on to the next one.
This all looks good.
One problem that I'm seeing with these,
it looks like, oh no, they're all glowing.
Okay, that's fine.
All the cores are in there.
All the cores are in there, so that's good.
Move on to the next one. We're going to go to
Hooking.
These.
Okay, the cores are in those now.
And I think that's good.
I think we're done-zo.
Trying to think of what else.
Oh, Fisherman. I forgot about this.
Okay, so the Ghostfish gives a single Lobster Soul,
which I think is not
good.
Because we're going to dramatically increase
the amount of Lobster Souls that you get.
So I'll probably make a Ghostfish give eight
Lobster Souls, which is more fun.
Yeah.
Oh, it's going off the screen.
It's become more powerful than
God. Let me go grab it.
Oop.
Heimdall kills. Jesus.
Oh, there's another one.
Alright, it's back on the screen.
What?
Heimdall ripped it. Rip and tear.
That's also the moderators,
by the way. So I think what we're going to do in terms
of balance here is Lobster Souls are
really going
to become much more common. We're going to rebalance
that in terms of drop rate.
Are the bans permanent? No, people can put it on
ban requests. I would say about ten
percent of them get approved because most of the
people just act like assholes in the unban
request, right? Ten percent of them are people
that just pop up and they're like, I didn't realize
I'm sorry. And then we just
give them another chance. I would say
maybe ten percent of
ten percent. So like one percent of those,
they say sorry and then they come back and then immediately
do it again and get banned.
Which is like, okay.
You know, that's really ridiculous.
So
let's see with this.
Let me
see here. Wool weaving
and wool weaving is now done.
We do need something new, actually.
We don't have a sink for one of the new resources.
Let's do the sink for the new resource
real fast, actually. Yeah.
So four pristine wood becomes
a fleeting essence.
Let's see if we did that with
stone. I think we did.
Yep, four pristine stone
and then let's go see if we did that with the
leather worker. We didn't.
Interesting.
I may get rid of that.
I think the way that you have to get
essences should just be from that. I think I'm gonna
get rid of those. Maybe.
Could be eight. We could change it to eight.
I just think it's too easy.
It's too easy of a conversion,
to be honest with you.
Good logging, Paul.
Yeah, it's too easy of a conversion.
We had so many pristine. I know,
that's the problem. I'll even make it
sixteen, maybe.
Yeah, we'll swap that over to sixteen.
Or it's just way too low, man.
Way, way, way too low.
That nerfs logging by a lot? Yes.
Yeah, it does.
Thank you for those gifted subs. It's incredibly nice of you.
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Franks said carry on.
One Yulez with five Australian dollars
said first time coding. Made a daily
word game as a learning experience.
Nice. Asked for feedback, got
dismissed as iSlop. How to avoid
this in the future. Bro, I think
that's one of the worst things. There's a lot of people
that just make stuff now and people are like, that's AI.
Because they can't comprehend how that shit
could be made. Ignore that person.
Show it to somebody else. And to be real with you,
if you go to our Discord, Discord.gg
slash pirate software, you can show it to
somebody in there. That sucks.
And I'm sorry to hear that, man. Yeah.
Jordi underscore ten twenty
nine with one thousand bits said
yar Thor. As a CNC
machine programmer, I watched the video
of the guy trying to talk bad about your
coding. All I could think is,
I could go through one thousand CNC
programs and call out stuff that's
not labeled or doesn't make sense.
If you are the only person working
on something, and you know what it means,
who gives a if my kid's soccer coach
doesn't know what's going on in my program?
People are stupid.
Thank you for continuing to stream for us through
all the hate. Also,
Kobolds are king. Ooh, calling
out the goblins, dude. Calling out the goblins.
I think the biggest thing for it is
like, Heartbound's framework
was written eight years ago in Game Maker Studio version
one point four before Strux existed.
There is no reason to change it today.
The performance gain would be
negligible and it doesn't really matter
because it runs at sixty FPS on a smart fridge.
Cool.
We could masturbate about
performance all day, but if it doesn't have
any impact for the end player, it doesn't really
matter. There's no point to that.
Neat.
Neat. Doesn't really
change a damn thing.
To be honest with you, some people try
to assert that somehow
the programming was what was slowing down
development. It's not. It's writing.
I spend three to four weeks writing all
of the different branching path narrative, and then
maybe an hour implementing them.
That's it. Yeah.
Hey, Sir Vine. Thank you, man.
At that point, it's just ad revenue
farming, man. Yep.
Okay. I'll set that to sixteen.
Um...
Maybe I'll set that to eight. I might set that one
to eight. Because it's... I think
logging is slower.
I want to set the pristine stone one
to sixteen, though.
What is this? Yeah.
Let's see.
I think it's mining, George. Yeah, we'll go change his.
Gonna do eight.
Yeah, runs on a smart fridge?
Yeah, who here has not seen the smart fridge video?
We'll watch it again for the
fiftieth time today.
If you get a heartbound working on a smart fridge,
I will send you a challenge coin.
Game on. Again!
Do the roar!
Do the roar, Chen.
It's becoming a meme? Should be.
Did he get the coin? Yes.
I believe he's the only person in the world that has two
Bro, this is cinema? Yes.
There's that same lighting system.
So, no.
I don't need to update the performance.
I need to keep writing so I can finish my game.
Thanks, though.
Would be about time. I do it every month.
Updates go out every month.
Last one was on May 28th.
That was the June update.
Alright, let's see. We've got...
That should be rebalanced now.
Let's go look at the fish.
Fishing bailing. Okay.
Fish, ghost, fish.
That's the one. Lobster soul.
About eight.
So you'll now get eight lobster souls for that, which I think is good.
Yeah.
And then...
You'll get a bunch of pristine's out of those.
Salt fish.
Pepper fish.
Mega mushroom. Mini mushroom.
Those are from the fungal fishes.
Essence of water. Wet fish.
Essence of life. Glow fish.
Lobster soul. Ghost fish.
We're gonna change around the lobster soul drop rates.
We're gonna go make that mimic other dungeons.
We're gonna go to drop tables.
I think we have to do it from...
We'll go to Krogner's Bastion drops, number one.
There we go. Global item drops mats.
We'll grab that out.
And then we'll go to sunken cells drops.
And it looks like we don't have global item drops mats in this.
There we go.
Make sure that that is actually the item identifier.
Wrong one.
Can you slightly nerf recipe drop rates?
You can deconstruct recipes now, Shnappy.
So...
I don't know why you'd want to.
You kinda want them.
They're extra drops. They don't exclude any other drops.
Yeah.
You want recipes to drop. Like 100%.
And then you can deconstruct them if you have them all.
You know.
What are you working on in heartbound right now?
So in heartbound...
We go pull this over here.
Let me grab that throat over there.
So we can actually get this back.
We'll go into patch.
All the stuff that I'm working on for heartbound right now
is all of the different routes that you can have
in a conversation with Fern called The Clash.
So part of The Clash is that you re-meet
every person that you have talked to,
every character you've talked to, and interacted with
throughout all of Animus.
Every one of these has between 16 and 32 routes in total,
which is a lot of writing for every one of them.
It is the culmination of all of your actions
throughout the entirety of the chapter.
That's a lot of shit.
This is not a configuration file.
This is patch notes.
So these are all...
of those routes, and it takes me a long time
to write them all, because writing takes forever.
Implementing this is about an hour, if even, right?
Super fast, really easy, because the framework
is simple to add shit to.
It is, it's just a lot of writing, man.
And I have to make sure that it,
not only does the writing work,
but it fits the normal cadence,
that it fits the normal personality of the character,
like all of this kind of shit.
And that's it.
That's what it comes down to, man.
Patches aren't updates, updates are rework content.
Patches are when things are fixed.
No, patches are fun.
It is a patch.
A patch is when you add new shit to it.
You can call that a patch.
The only thing that I will fight you on in terminology
is when companies try to say a hot fix
is when the server comes offline and goes back up,
because a hot fix is supposed to be the servers are hot,
you still have access to the service,
and they do that shit all the time.
Patch, I would say, is you're just adding shit.
It's fine.
You can call it a content patch if you want to.
What if salvaging a recipe gave you
the core of the recipe tier instead?
No, no.
Snappy, that's OP.
That is really OP.
Maybe you didn't see this before.
The cores now give 5% corruption reduction.
So I'm gonna go with a no on that one.
Yeah, I'm gonna go with a big no on that one.
Yeah.
Yeah, if you're wondering about the total number of routes,
there's eight different characters inside of the clash.
Every one of them has a bunch of different interactions
with you.
Each character has between 16 and 32 routes,
depending on the way that you treated them.
Some of them reference the other one's routes,
so each of those characters will actually call back to that.
So if you went to Judgment,
but you told Amelia you didn't want things to be this way,
Fern reacts to that.
The way that you treated the Mosbex,
Fern will react to that.
The way that you treated Emilio,
Fern will react to that,
because she is actually friends
with those different characters.
So they do have interactions with each other,
and those do matter to the response of you, the character.
Gotta get better at writing in Obsidian.
Obsidian's fricking amazing.
It's phenomenal.
This is not configuration code.
This is a patch note.
The one on the right is configuration though.
Yep.
Told her to bite me and she did.
Well, you can get bit in combat by road, I guess, right?
Yeah.
Which is kind of funny.
Yeah, Obsidian's awesome.
You should definitely use Obsidian.
Would you ever work at Valve?
No, I like working for myself.
I don't really want to work for another company.
How many endings does Harbon have?
So it should be seven endings when we're done.
It was going to be eight,
but I wrapped one back around
that allows you to continue the storyline.
I dislike the idea of dying in combat, for instance.
Like for a while, dying in combat would lead to an end,
which kind of felt weird,
because it was like only people
that could beat the combat would do that.
So I had to kind of dumb down combat.
Then I was like, I don't want to do that anymore.
So now I make it so that if you die in combat,
there are different storyline paths that can happen
based on the way that you die in combat.
How much HP does the enemy have?
How many times did you move?
How well did you fight in combat?
All of that shit matters now.
So with that in mind, if you fight Road, for instance,
if you decide to go and fight Road,
and you can, based on a certain route,
it's a secret route, right?
And then in combat,
she finally stands up for herself to go and fight you,
and you decide not to move,
you basically destroy her personality,
because she finally stands up for herself,
and she kicks your ass,
and you just stand there and do nothing and let her win.
And it's like a completely different cut scene
because of that.
And then also Fern will react to that if you did that,
if you go down this way.
So there's a lot of little stuff like that.
There's questions that characters can ask you,
and if you just don't answer them,
they'll actually be like, you there?
You know, like stuff like that, little things that matter.
And it is important to me to add that kind of stuff.
And I think the reason why is I played games
like Fallout 4, stuff like Mass Effect 3,
and you have these endings
that just get rid of all of your choices,
and it just didn't feel good.
Like I wanted your choices to matter in some way,
and I was like, I'm just gonna keep adding shit like this.
We're just gonna make it a ton of options,
make all of those actually do something,
and then go from there.
So it's not an illusion of choice, it's a shitload.
You don't code heartbound on streams, you don't spoil it?
No, I don't code heartbound on stream,
and I don't write heartbound on stream.
You're telling us the endings?
That's not an ending.
That's a piece of the entire game.
And I've talked about roads section many, many times
as the one that is specifically to showcase how that works.
And that's it.
Yeah, it's all about what you want, man.
Look at Kojima.
Oh yeah, no, totally.
Kojima does this wild shit.
Dude, Kojima's been doing wild shit
since fricking Boaktai, right?
Like this is a Game Boy game, like Game Boy Advance,
that has a solar sensor on the back.
It's a Kojima game.
Weird as shit.
You fight vampires with the actual sun.
Amazing, awesome game.
When's the game coming out?
When it's finished.
Yeah, if you want to see the total overall stuff
that I've done for it, let me pull this up.
Games, and then heartbound, and then completion.
Boop.
So these are all the different rooms in the entire game.
This is every one of the pieces of every chapter.
These are the languages that it needs to be in,
and everything gets finished for those languages
and implementation.
You can see that we have all the global rooms here,
the hometown rooms, the tower, which is chapter two,
and Animus, which is chapter three.
Inside of that, the picnic and the clash
are the things that I'm working on now.
Picnic has like four routes.
It's going to be done in like maybe a week.
It's very low amount of writing,
so I'm not too worried about that.
The clash, however, is massive,
which is why I've been updating the clash every month
until it's finished,
because it's a shitload of writing, right?
This right here doesn't need to be done
for Animus to be finished.
These are extra rooms that will add extra context
and storyline, kind of like floor zero was from the tower,
which is a lot of stuff.
After that, it's Jotunheim.
Jotunheim has Muspelheim on one half
and Niflheim on the other half.
If you haven't seen those, we can go pull them up
and be like, the frost door is here
and the fire door is here.
It's a world made out of frost and fire
with machinery and penguins and a bunch of other stuff.
So with that in mind,
it's mostly just environmental storytelling in that one
with a bunch of little doodads that move around and blink
and shoot particles and shit like that.
Inside of that, it's kind of linear
because that area of the game is linear, right?
But so there's not a huge amount of routes
and dialogue for that.
It's mostly just environment building and fun with this.
So to be real with you,
I'm not too worried about that section.
That's gonna go fast, like the tower did.
But for Animus, it's a shitload of routes.
It's about interpersonal relationships.
Shit takes time to write.
There'll be penguins?
Yes.
Here.
I don't know if you can see them right now because the ads,
but the ones in Muspelheim have Mohawks
and the ones in Niflheim are nerds.
Yeah.
Wait on the ads.
The Steam page doesn't show that?
Yes, it does.
Go down to the announcements on Steam.
Right here.
Recent events and announcements.
Click.
Last update was May 28th.
June update.
Update before that was May 1st.
May update.
Steam really needs a fix so it shows updates?
They're right there inside of the recent events
and announcement that says monthly update on the image.
What about April and before?
They're all in there.
Go look.
Use your eyes.
Chet, seal this, man.
We'll do TTS in a minute.
Where's this rhetoric coming from?
YouTube.
That one.
There you go.
Is following free?
Yes.
Should check something, actually.
By God, Chet.
We're almost there.
All right.
I think this is gonna happen this month.
It might even happen by my birthday.
Holy shit.
We're about to hit 50 million watched hours.
The marble statue is upon us.
The marble statue for 50 million watched hours.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
It's like...
It looks like it's about 400,000 a day.
No.
It's like 100,000 a day.
My birthday is in three days.
We're 500,000 away.
I think I'm gonna stream on my birthday
until we hit it.
I think that's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna stream on my birthday
until we hit the total hours watched.
Yeah.
That's what I'm gonna do.
Yeah, my birthday's in three days.
We're gonna hit it.
Is the Ferret Channel closed?
The Ferret Channel got its five million.
Let me actually see what it's at now.
Ferret Software.
I think they're at like 25 million.
No, they're at 17 million.
Yeah, the Ferret Channel's at 17 million.
Hell yeah.
Nice.
All right.
We're almost there.
We're almost there.
500,000 left.
Oh no, we'll get five million really fast.
Cause like it'll be 100,000, 100,000.
And then on the third day.
Actually, what day of the week is it today?
Oh, it's Tuesday tomorrow.
So Wednesday I'm not streaming.
Wednesday is likely the day
that I release the new Heartbound update.
So the 16th.
Cause I have no stream on that day.
So I'm just gonna hammer that the whole day.
There's nothing else to do.
And then the 17th is my birthday,
which normally I wouldn't stream on a Thursday,
but I will be streaming on this Thursday.
So I'll just stream on that day till my eyes fall out.
Yeah.
So we'll do that.
We'll do that.
No, no, no.
I didn't have 200,000 viewers at the same time.
That was a bot attack.
Somebody, like somebody,
basically every once in a while I get like bodded,
like bodded views.
And then we have to report it to Twitch
and then Twitch handles it.
It's like a whole thing.
It throws off all the analytics,
but it doesn't give any ad revenue.
It's just like somebody messing with a channel
to try and get me banned.
It just doesn't work.
Yeah.
When's Heartbound done?
When it's done.
The next update should be out on the 16th of this month.
I am pretty confident that that date is good.
Yeah.
So we'll do that.
All right.
I need to put these drops up.
Gotta look at lobster's soul.
DTS.
Yep.
Tevra 0077 with 500 bits said,
hello, Thor.
I have a friend who has been asking
about pre-built PCs for streaming.
I know a year ago, Orsa,
you have been talking about a company
that sent you a pre-built machine,
I think for use with Helldivers.
As I recall, you liked the product well enough
to purchase additional pre-built machines from them
for some of the moderators.
Yes.
Would you still recommend that company?
And if so, any of their pre-built machines for streaming?
Thank you and the mods for all you do.
So the only problems that we had with those machines
weren't the actual machines themselves.
It was actually the Intel chipsets in them.
Cause Intel was having, everything was getting oxidized.
Like it was the 13th and 14th gen had oxidation issues
and it just destroyed a bunch of the machines' CPUs.
But they helped us quite a bit with that.
So that was StarForge.
Yeah, StarForge was all of them and they were fine.
They were great, fine machines,
but like the Intel chipset, that sucked.
That was like a huge problem, but that wasn't their fault.
That was Intel's fault.
So yeah.
What?
Why didn't that person get banned?
I think it was an error.
Oh, it's getting on bad.
There we go.
I think it was a misclick.
Whoop.
But yeah, it's just crossfire.
That's fine.
Close call?
Nah, you're good, dude.
Yeah.
Personally, like Origin over StarForge,
I'm going to be real with you.
Like I don't generally like pre-builts, right?
Yeah.
What?
Wolf, why are you banning that person?
What dude?
Hold up.
Bro, that was a compliment.
Slow your roll.
Read first.
Oh, they're blasting them out too fast.
Yeah, just build your own.
When you're talking about like PCs,
like to be real with you,
building a machine these days is not that hard.
I think the only thing that is a little spooky
is if you're doing water cooling, but to be real,
I don't really like water cooling a lot of the time.
I like fans, man.
Get some noctuas.
Maybe that's it.
Get some noctuas, man.
It's way cheaper.
So like, if you want to do a pre-built,
you're basically, you're paying a premium for support.
That's what you're doing.
You're paying a premium for support.
You're paying usually like 30% more
than it's worth hardware wise,
but you're getting support with it.
So you got to think about it that way.
Do you want to buy support or do you not want to buy support?
Yep.
You're just going to pretend no one's saying anything?
No, I've already talked about that the whole thing
the whole time, but there's a million chat hoppers
that just come in here like, do it again.
Do the roar, do the roar.
And I'm just, we're over it, dude.
Like I just, no one here wants to hear that shit.
So we just ban it and like we move on and have our day.
Right?
It's yeah.
Say it again, Bart.
Exactly.
It's just insufferable.
So none of us gave a shit.
We're just going to move on.
All right.
So I think what we're going to do is we're going to do
global mats for this, put this over here.
I need to look at how this was implemented inside of sunken
or inside of Krognars Bastion though.
We're going to go look at that.
Drop tables, Krognars.
There we go.
And take a look at this.
We're going to go down this.
That's good.
These are all the recipes for this.
Now we'll take a look at this.
Warrior drops, consumables, mystery mate, item drops, mats.
I guess we have it set as 1.0 for the mats.
Yeah.
A lot of magic numbers.
These are not magic numbers.
That is not what that is.
My God.
So if you look at this,
this is the total number of resources that are dropped.
And this is the percentage chance of them dropping.
You need to do this because it is individual drop rates
for every single one of the items.
You set it up this way so that you can build this out
to make sure that all the drops are correct.
Screaming the word magic number
every time you see an integer doesn't make any sense.
Insane behavior.
You wouldn't set that to a variable
and set that variable on there
because every one of these needs to be unique.
All right.
Coin, mats, common.
We're just going to set this for the mats.
And we'll do this and make this sunken cells,
global item drops, mats.
And sunken cells global item drops mats is this right here.
So every monster will drop two to three lobster souls.
And I think we need to go into the bosses as well.
Mats is 1.0.
Thunder item drops mats.
Essence fire, eight to 10.
Okay.
That's a lot of fire.
Essence fire, eight to 10.
We'll go to the boss down here.
Yeah.
Put that there.
I'm gonna go to this one.
Sharpshooter's gonna drop it as well.
The Lich.
Lobster soul and an anachronomicon.
We need to add the baconomicon to these guys over here.
Yeah.
The baconomicon.
Does he do anything with the game?
That's what I'm doing right now.
We're adding new items into this.
To put them in the drop tables for these different bosses.
There we go.
So now they drop baconomicons.
Bacon from lobster?
No.
So sunken cells uses two different materials.
It uses anachronomicons and lobster souls.
And then there's a plan words to that
for krognar's bastion because it's a bunch of pig dudes.
And that's baconbits and the baconomicon.
And then the baconomicon has baconipsim in it,
which is great.
Yep.
All righty.
I'm gonna use one of my fisherman's friends.
How do you do it with wrist pain?
So this is stupid.
But a long time ago, I was like, man,
I really don't want to get carpal tunnels.
I started moving my arms like this when I stream.
And when I use my computer and then these two fingers
from both hands went numb.
And they went numb all the time.
And it happens constantly for me just randomly.
So I went to the doctor and he was like,
oh, you know how you tried to get away from carpal tunnel?
Now you have cubital tunnel,
which is an elbow related version of that.
And it makes your fricking fingers numb.
So that's cool.
So now I'm trying to switch back.
So I moved my wrists more
because I've apparently burned out the other side.
So yeah, it's great.
There's no getting away from it.
You have repetitive move.
Yeah.
You can't escape it.
Biology.
Yeah, I heard you like tunnels, bro.
Exactly.
Shit sucks.
It's not that bad, thankfully.
And because I don't move my elbows as much
doing that anymore, I have less of a problem.
And the numbness is not as common.
So yeah.
Have you tried split keyboards or trackball mice?
I don't like trackball mice.
I've tried that before.
The ergonomic shit feels really weird in my hands too.
So I think that really what I need to do,
because they gave me an elbow brace thing.
And then people were like, that shit's a meme.
And like, it didn't seem to help me in any possible way.
Like for this, I just have to not bend my wrists
a shitload or bend my elbows a shitload when I'm doing this.
Just try to stay still and not overexert my arms
and join some shit, you know.
Tread vertical mice.
That shit looks wack.
I've never tried a vertical mouse, but they look weird.
Yeah.
Got a guy who fixed you right up for tree fitty.
All the tunnels you want.
What are you developing?
I'm doing block game stuff right now.
And I'm kind of thinking what we're going to put it up.
Have you considered a treadmill desk?
So I've thought about a standing desk
and doing a treadmill desk.
I might actually swap to that
because this desk can extend pretty tall.
I mostly just sit here and like shake my legs.
You'll see that I kind of like fidget the whole time.
I don't want to get a DVT and die, dude.
Like that's really what it comes down to.
I'm constantly moving, like constantly moving.
So I do that because don't sit still,
don't get a blood clot, right?
Yeah.
Yep.
He's planning on writing a code today.
We just keep staring at that YAML file.
Today we actually reworked all of crafting
across the entire game.
We also implemented a whole bunch of new items
that are going into all of the dungeons.
We reworked all of the layouts for all of the crafters
and vendors in the game.
And I'm quite happy with the amount of progress we made.
So I'm going to keep working on that.
And I'm going to talk to chat whenever I damn well please.
Get the pedal cycle thing that fits into your desk.
I kind of want that.
Yeah.
Yeah, I like that.
What about a standing desk?
Standing desk might work.
I might do that.
I mean, like it's set up to do that.
I'd have to change my whole everything,
but I think that's probably going to be like healthier.
You heard the Baconomicon?
Baconomicon's pretty good.
It's quite good.
I also have, if you're like a Studio Ghibli fan,
I've got a living wire
and it's got mail your bacon burn on it.
What about sitting in a medicine bouncing ball?
Dude, Primogen does that.
And it's wild.
It always just makes me laugh.
I was like, bro's on an exercise ball,
but I guess it's healthier, right?
Like it just kind of is.
I like sitting in a chair.
I'm more happy in a chair, to be honest with you.
Yeah.
He does.
Yeah, Primogen sits on an exercise ball a lot.
Like a lot.
Please don't tell me it's pronounced Ghibli, Ghibli.
You can say Ghibli or Ghibli.
Ghibli is the correct pronunciation.
It is not Ghibli.
Yeah, it's not.
It is not at all.
Back here, let me grab this.
I think it's a video.
Yeah, Ghibli.
Well, I just thought of that.
I mean, it's a Japanese company, right?
Jesus Christ.
Ghibli puff, I know right?
One word you're so happy is nearly same
in Japanese as coffee.
Hell yeah.
Do you know how to speak Japanese?
Nope, I do not.
I don't know shit about Japanese.
I know how to be polite when you say hello in Chinese.
And that's it.
And I know English kind of okay.
Hope you're having a great day and having a good one, man.
How many languages can you speak?
Half of one, English.
You understand why this game's development is slow?
No, you don't, because I'm not developing the game
you think you're talking about on stream.
Yep.
Typical American, hell yeah.
Hey, Kona brother.
Yeah, I know American English,
which is the best kind of English.
We measure everything in eagles per gun.
Our temperature measured in feet.
That's what the F is for.
I don't know how you across the pond measure in centipedes.
Ridiculous, too many feet.
Yeah, yep.
A hundred percent American English is the best, yes.
We're not doing anything?
I'm talking to chat right now.
Welcome to a stream.
It's part entertainment, part doing stuff.
And I'm taking a break for a minute
because we just updated literally hours of shit.
They were considered to make voiceovers.
I did a voiceover for a game once, it was kind of fun.
I did a voiceover for some buddies as well
for their YouTube video and that was kind of fun.
Yeah, the queen's English is the best.
All right, name every queen.
How do people stream for 10 hours, WTF?
Well, I stream for 12 hours, five days a week.
And what I end up doing on stream
is usually working on block game or playing a video game
or talking to chat, whatever it's gonna be.
And I do that specifically because it's fun,
entertainment, man.
And for me, it's fun.
And it lets me do all kinds of cool shit.
It lets me have all the moderators have a job.
It lets me run a ferret rescue, everything like that.
Great.
Name every queen.
I would say Freddie Mercury.
You know what?
Ferret, that's the only queen we need, 100%.
How's the ferret rescue doing?
Good, I actually hooked up a new camera today.
I've got the network model is actually working
exactly as I was hoping.
So we've got our PUE injector split upstairs
and then I've got a BGH1 camera right here
and a BGH1 camera up above that you're looking through.
And we can now display both of those
over the internal network onto the stream
at the same time, which is cool.
And this is the next piece is I'm gonna set up streamer bot
to make it so that each of these cameras can be swapped
back and forth between that by the chat using channel points
so that'll be really cool.
But I wanted to give you guys another camera down low
and one camera up above.
So those two both work quite well with that.
Yeah.
And so that's all set up now.
This is a test for the rescue building.
Today, I actually have to print out sign paperwork
and send it back to the contractors
so that they can start the process
of building the schematics because we're there.
We're finally doing it,
which means I'm gonna throw a bunch of money at them
and say, don't screw me over, right?
Because that's what you do.
Yeah.
And I'm very excited for it.
And the company that we're working with
is known for creating specifically animal hospitals
and human hospitals, which is great.
They use fact still?
No, I'm gonna put it in a PDF, send it over there.
Yep.
So once that facility is made,
we will have capacity for up to 250 ferrets
and we will have six full-time staff members
and either a part-time or full-time veterinary
that works with just ferrets.
And I'm excited for that, man.
Like we're getting there.
And the next piece after this is build the schematics.
That's what they're doing.
They're contracted to do that.
Then we go and submit that to the county,
which the county already has kind of a preliminary okay
on it.
And then we determine like the county determines
if they're gonna say yes with that.
And then we go and build and that's finally it, you know.
Did you ever expand other animals?
No plans to do.
that honestly ferrets are an exotic animal they have very specific needs and
we've kind of optimized for them and I'm quite happy with that. You thought about
adopting out some of the ferrets? We do this as a rescue in a sanctuary. A lot of
these guys actually have to have specific medical requirements which is
why Shay who's an exotic vet assistant goes and handles all the medical side
for them and it's a full-time job. That is what Shay does every day. Shay works
about I want to say 12 hours a day and then on call for the other 12 hours in
case something goes terribly wrong she has to wake up and run run over to the
ferret rescue like big shit so it happens a lot but my hope is to hire
more people to take some of that load off of her which Maddie was the first
one we hired for that who is a part-time employee that helps with cleaning and
other measures but none of the none of the you know medical stuff that goes it
it's an expensive private zoo no it's not a zoo this is a way to raise funding
so that we can keep running a rescue where we take in animals that are
surrendered that are in really bad situations I'll give you a really good
example one of them who's named Vinny who's in the cages kind of down here in
the bottom right can't really see him right now he was taken in because a
person contacted us and said my ferret hasn't eaten in a couple days and I want
to surrender him I know who you guys are and we're like okay yeah we could
totally do that we went out there and she said well he might be a little bit
skinny right because he hasn't eaten in a couple days and I was like that's
weird we thought it was gonna be an impaction because when ferrets don't eat
it's usually because they have something stuck in their gut yeah she was high on
meth the entire apartment reeked of meth and meth usage the animal was about
50% the body weight that he should have been she clearly hadn't been feeding him
or had been intermittently feeding him for weeks you know so he was he was
about 500 grams he should have been about 1.1 kilos so yeah not great it was
really bad so it took him I basically the problem is is you have to sit there
and you have to act like everything's okay you have to sit there and just be
everything is fine you're like oh man you're doing the great greatest thing
that's okay we're gonna take him thank you very much just sign this paperwork
thank you for doing that you take it and then you leave and then then you report
her for meth because it's fucked up right meth and animal abuse is what I
came down to what does mess smell like burning plastic I used to live in Sun no
that's not a band that's a correct question context one banning them it's a
great question it smells like burning plastic and I know that because I used
to live in Southern California I lived in Long Beach and that's a very common
thing there it's awful it's a really really did you report him yes report him
to for animal animal abuse and for meth usage and that was that yeah it's like a
burning it's a horrible burning plastic smell it's very very distinct that's the
best thing that I could describe it as it is a very distinct smell it's not
good but with that in mind it's a it's horrible that day that day was really
rough on me because it's the first time I've had to deal with something like
that and I remember that night going to USPS actually no we went to Walmart I
bought an entire pumpkin pie and then we went to USPS and I sat in the parking
lot in the middle of the night and bawled my eyes out they'd pie with my
bare hands I had a crying pie I think I put a picture of it on Twitter I said
it's one of those nights and it's just like a picture of a pumpkin pie like
half-eaten with your bare hands because it fucks you up emotionally dude like
that kind of shit is awful it is it is a horrible horrible thing dealing with
rescuing that kind of stuff but we we've had other animals that have come
in in different situations we don't always win we've lost ones in the fat in
the past that we just couldn't save in time we had somebody who didn't want to
surrender their animal that had an impaction and when they finally
surrendered her we ran her to the emergency vet and they got the object
out of her it was a piece of rubberized plastic of some kind and then her liver
was failing so we brought another ferret in to use for what is called a
transfusion where they take blood from one ferret and put it in the other one
they hook them up together effectively to try and save the liver and clean it
out and the cool thing is ferrets don't have they don't have blood types so they
you can just do that with any of them it was more about platelet counts and
things like that but she didn't make it her liver had turned to goo it
disintegrated from basically overtoxin she had what is called hepatic acidosis
where the liver melts and there's no coming back from that so she died and it
was really fucked up to watch because like you just can't save them every time
and animal rescue is rough yeah ferret dialysis a bit like it's not really
dialysis you hook them up together right it's a it's called a transfusion but you
know that's that's what what happens did you find the pie in the car tweet hell
yeah pie in the car it's one of those that's what it is eat a half a half
pumpkin pie with your bare hands in the USPS parking light kind of nights that
was a yeah November in 2023 this is depraved yeah it was bad dude but so
that's that's the rescue stuff and basically what we do is we we set this
up to do education on these animals we want to put up more videos and stuff
like that and also all of the ad revenue from this channel goes to funding the
rescue so if you want to support it in some way go watch some ads because
that's what the ads do you'll notice whenever the ads play in that channel
people cheer them which is kind of cool yeah what are ferrets daily needs like
so they shit like six times a day they sleep about 20 hours a day so they're
constantly pooping when they're awake it's basically it's constantly shitting
and um they eat whenever they're awake but you can see they sleep most the day
they sleep like 18 to 20 hours a day man they're constantly sleeping yeah yep you
feel attacked I mean they're just like me yeah but it's constant pooping but
like outside of that a lot of the old ones you're seeing the oldies group
they're out here they basically get to own that on the room the entire day they
can come out do whatever they want and for them a lot of them have heart
disease or insulinoma or adrenal disease an adrenal disease will make them bald
it usually happens because they get neutered or spayed at around nine weeks
old by Marshall's Farms awful it creates a hormone imbalance for the rest of their
life heart disease is their hearts start to turn into a ball and that is
mitigated with medicine but that medicine makes it so that insulinoma is
worse and insulinoma is pancreatic cancer but instead of being a big tumor
it's like micro tumors all throughout the pancreas and those micro tumors
produce insulin so it's like reverse diabetes so they can crash and then you
have to help them by bringing them out of the crash and make sure that they
don't die from lack of glucose for the rest of their organs and shit how long
do ferrets live in the United States they live for about five to seven years
seven on the up end right and then in Europe it's like ten years and the
reason why is because Marshall's Farms is neutering them and spaying them at
around nine weeks old which causes lifelong complications and also bad
genetics because of Marshall's breeding programs Marshall's Farms can't really
be defeated right now because they're federally funded they actually produce
all of the laboratory animals in the United States and I would love to fight
them one day but I'm not there yet I will be able to once we have more data
more time and more ability to do so for now I clean up the mess and that's
really what this is we clean up this problem and we give these animals the
rest of their good life you know the next phase is building that rescue
building which will be about 3,500 square feet and then we're gonna start
funding in solenoma research because that's the best way we could fix this
stuff yeah when you say animal rescue I think of alveas sounds wholesome exactly
like alveas but only ferrets that's exactly what we're modeling everything
after because alveas is doing amazing stuff really amazing shit yep how do
they compare to hamsters in terms of taking them hamsters like to dig man
like yeah I refer to hamster is like a I don't even know like a paperweight
animal they're like leave me alone I'm gonna sit here right but with ferrets
they're highly social they want to play with you all the time they need to play
with each other they have to live in groups you know everything like that
yep yeah it's a u.s. specific situation yeah it's really shit in the United
States they're raised as test animals it's because they have the h2 receptors
just like human beings they're used a lot for virology testing anyway we got
ads we're gonna wait the pads yep it's bad to have just one ferret it is yeah
they're very social if you have just one ferret you need to spend every day with
that animal because they get depressed yeah rats and guinea pigs love friends
too I used to have rats when I was young they're very smart very awesome
animals do mushrooms care about temperature and light they definitely
care about temperature they care about humidity and light can change their
color and sometimes their flavor depends on the type of mushroom you do
educational stuff too depends depends on the subject mushrooms and ferrets mostly
do mushrooms care about light I don't know top five interesting animal I think
one of the most interesting animals is the quokka yeah quokka is cool and
colony right here the quokka I don't know if that's how it's pronounced all
right ads are over who here hasn't seen a quokka understand this is not AI they
are known as the most happy-looking animal on earth this is what they look
like their face is constantly like this they look insanely smiley dude they're
just an insane looking animal they're just constantly happy they look great
and when they open their mouth it gets even better dude look at this goddamn
thing like they're amazing dude yeah so quokkas are cool I like those little
dudes they're also marsupials I believe I believe they're marsupials pretty sure
yeah that wild weird little dudes very weird little dudes they're cool he's
like life is good yeah yeah they got marsupials they got pouches in the
front where they from I have no idea let me see where is it from it's got to
be Australia it's Australia it's always Australia oh super funny they plants at
least as far as I've seen yeah they're almost like oh my god hold up hold up
there's one with its baby in its pouch it just looks so proud look at that it's
like look at my baby I am happy still yeah they're they're wild dude just
absolutely wild looking animals they're very funny I know look it's oh my god oh
my god oh my god baby yeah they're best quokkas are cool I like them yeah so
that's that's got all the stuff the ferrets our next plan is this we're
building the largest ferret rescue in the United States all the ad revenue
from that channel has gone to basically I've just saved it all I've saved all
the money that I've made as a streamer and I'm putting it all towards that and
the build is starting soon we've got that team building the schematic right
now and after the schematics then I get to share it with all of you and I'm very
happy with that yeah so that in mind next piece after the rescue is built
we're gonna start funding all the excess fund is are going to go towards
insulinoma research the reason why is insulinoma is one of the biggest killers
for them if we can start to knock that out and there's a lot of research
already done for insulinoma for dogs and for people as well so if we start
researching that we could change a lot of lives for other things you know
humans and dogs alike and maybe other animals I don't know how many other
animals get insulinoma but if we can find a way to knock that out or even
find ways to treat it better that would fix a lot because treating insulinoma
right now makes heart disease worse so when they get both heart disease and
insulinoma it's basically spinning plates until they die so that is the
priority after this so yeah boop anyway wait wait wait
quokkas drop their baby when threatened it's very dark but kind of funny when
you think about it Jesus that's that's awful here have this
forced adoption this is yours now decoy I can't believe you've been growing a
decoy for nine months dude okay me you're cutting right now we're working
on blocking stuff trying to get the next thing that we need to do we're gonna go
refer to the patch notes actually boop boop I'm going to here go look at this
yep okay okay this is something that Jake is working on so that'll be the
next bit I think we can go and work on that now I got to do the configuration
side of that so we'll go to items I clicked that there we go
items item red carving what language do you code with right now there's no
language that's being involved these are configuration files and that's it
configuration files just allow us to hotfix things onto the server rapidly
that's what we want I think you didn't finish the amber trade I'm not gonna do
that just yet snappy I'm gonna think about what I want to do there first yeah
close that out oh wait save that then close it and wait for it to go up on the
server necrosis dev Mike with 1,000 bits said hi I'm making a game and I was not
prepared for how difficult the marketing is yep do you have any tips for getting
interest and wish lists the game is necrosis dawn of dread on steam let's go
check it out get zombies cool release date is August or player co-op first
person shooter survival horror game where cooperation is your only hope
explore a decaying city of run with the dead in one of 15 missions so you've got
a demo good that's perfect you do not have a
discord it looks like am I blind set up a discord set up a discord immediately
and link that shit on there yeah yeah set up a discord give a place for your
community to talk to you and discord is the way to go 100% demo is a good choice
that's good putting out like demo updates that's cool looks like you're
getting a little bit of feedback on there not a huge amount but I would
definitely set up a discord get more people involved in it and talking about
it cuz you're gonna want a place where people can like set up into groups if
you're doing like a four player co-op game I think that's good but the game
looks cool some neat shit yeah and you know if it takes off you've got like
enough people playing it they can go make some cool shit over time and maybe
you'll just keep adding to it that's cool only get out the Chapman yep that
small amount of feedbacks about to explode probably but like good sport
devs man don't be rude about that shit dude if you're dunking on somebody for
making their indie game you just being an ass is there a trailer looks like
there is yeah it's got like gameplay I prefer gameplay trailers over hype
trailers personally I really prefer gameplay trailers over hype trailers
this has some hype trailer in it that's hype trailer even at gameplay that's
cool I'm watching that zombie fly off different enemy types is cool fire
effects is cool ADS is cool finisher is fun yeah dude I'm interested to see what
you do with this cool neat project and I hope it is well
and you're self-publishing it you know good cool you are dig that I hope you
get I hope you get more people playing this but definitely set up at this
Gordon get people involved man 100% you mean exploded a negative way okay
these power about my zombie yeah are you able to stream so much well first I hit
start streaming MF red bird with 500 bits said hello for bot I've been
writing a movie script for the next Tron movie it follows a negatively charged
subatomic particle along the campaign trail Tron free the electron that's
funny shit dude oh my god you do this daily so I stream 12 hours five days a
week and it's hanging out working on shit talking to people doing stuff with
the community and I liked it and then afterwards I usually work for like
another four to six hours and then I hang out for a little bit go to bed I
do it again yeah and that's it that's my day every day do you still play dune I
didn't play dune today or yesterday I need to sign on and save my base
sometime soon yeah Wednesday and Thursdays I don't stream although I
might start streaming randomly on Wednesdays this week I am streaming on
Thursday and the reason why is because it's my birthday and I'll do whatever
the hell I want on my birthday so I'm gonna do that I'm gonna stream on a
Thursday which never happens for pirate jam 17 haven't programmed in
years starting from scratch would be wrong to use the next couple of days to
build a small library of code no no that's not wrong no build your tool
belt man 100% build your tool belt tool belt if I can talk yeah we currently
have two thousand nine hundred and forty people signed up for the game jam go
sign up we've been watching TennoCon yes yes I will love it I think that's it
man do it do it I think that um I think that you guys should have a blast with
this man it is it is gonna be very fun 3,000 people is gonna be wild so you're
playing war for me to hell yeah my birthday is in three days it's in three
days for all the people that are randomly coming in to be like did you
work here yes just go look at my LinkedIn public information and you see
all the jobs that I've held and all the objectives that I had to complete while
I was there do the roar command I know right we actually have a seal one the
sea lion one and so if you if you look at your proof now they got added today
because of well this sea lining which is where every single time I say something
there's a bunch of people in China go proof proof proof so now you guys can
give them the sea lion because they sound like sea lions which is what sea
lining is yeah enjoy enjoy and it's a sea lion with clown makeup on so you can
have that yeah enjoy be voting on the theme you guys will be voting on a theme
meatball you son of a bitch he broke into my office yeah he broke into my
office yeah there he is oh one second this little shit nope he's banished
deeply banished that little shit dude I ate I ate breakfast this morning and I
had like a bowl with some like cheese in it some other stuff and there was a
little piece of cheese in it he ran into the office broke open the door ran
in and was eating that piece of cheese out of the bowl oh what a little shit
man so anyway sign up for the game jam you'll learn something that's the whole
idea man my house my food goblin animal it's meatball locksmith no what is this
social engineer hacker I didn't just do social engineering my wheelhouse is
controller Wi-Fi related vulnerabilities web related vulnerabilities social
engineering and physical acts because access control systems and if you've
bought into the weird narrative that people said online where I just did
social engineering for the DOE you've been greatly misled because no I never
got to do any of that at the DOE when I was there I had to do everything else
which I can't even really discuss the things that I was working on so enjoy
yeah do he's not that fun that shit was never in scope yeah Department of Energy
that was my last job yep yeah my last job was hacking power plants for the
federal government I was a contracted federal employee it sucks right that's
about it I don't really care Queen's last 12 videos were about me
because he needs that sweet sweet ad revenue man is obsessed what about the
oil rig I never worked at an oil rig seal that man there's no fracking five
you goblin is we just we're just saying the word lies though lies about what the
seal yes seal them your hot topic yeah and it makes them a lot of money if you
see a video on on YouTube that's between a hundred thousand and two hundred
thousand views it's made about five hundred to a thousand dollars in ad
revenue if they've done the advertising correctly so when you're looking at
somebody that's suddenly going from a hundred subscribers with like ten views
on his videos to suddenly getting a hundred thousand to two hundred thousand
views and then he only does that for the next several weeks yeah there's a reason
for that shits money milk that shit as hard as you can like I understand the
game it's not that difficult I've never worked for the fracking five
there's no such thing pies a pie exactly dude seal is not a sea lion you know
fair sea lion that man the way to view previous game jams their winners we
never actually put that up there's announcements for it instead of the game
jams channel and all of them got laurels to put on their games when they put them
up on steam yeah do you use any hair products I use head and shoulders two
in one yeah I know right gluten crusader that's sweet ad money it's just too
delicious thing what the pirate pass is not real in blankie you can't prove it
bro I Terea you're gonna have to be more specific I have no idea what you're
talking about head and shoulders two in one no Thor no please bro if you're
gonna sit there and say my hair looks glorious every goddamn day and then I
tell you it's head and shoulders two in one you get upset I don't hear it I
only want to wash my hair once I don't want to wash it with shampoo and then
wash it with conditioner screw that shit I'm out I only wash it every three days
anyway you know it helps the most honestly don't wash your hair every day
that's that's the biggest thing if you wash your hair every day that she gets
dry like I let it get greasy just a little bit then I wash my hair yeah
every time it's like a lion's mane glorious I know right I like to wait
until I have a full head of pimples that's horrific dude what is what is
wrong with you why are you like this Jesus bro what if it's just one big
pimple and you look like a conehead just like you know stop no it's too late it's
too late 1300 by so many bands today people coming in and copy pasting
narratives from the internet or copy basing shift from reddit copy basing
shift from Twitter or blah to blah to blah you know the same shit they've been
doing since World of Warcraft classic back in January I miss this what are you
cutting say we're ready red I'm not coding anything we're adding a system of
tears to a whole bunch of different items I've already updated all of the
items all of the crafting and the entire in-game economy in this update so now
I'm adding in this we're having a new tier system so that when you make a tier
3 piece of armor you cannot put a tier 5 gem in it effectively you have to have
a tier 3 2 or 1 gem to put in tier 3 armor a this stops massive amount of
power creep for level 1 players is the idea the whole point of that is to do
that so we're gonna build that system out and I'm adding in all the
configuration for right now you're wearing programmer socks no I don't wear
socks yeah yeah it's all configuration falls who who doesn't understand why
we're doing con files who doesn't know why this is a thing let me explain why
this is is so we're gonna go to here we're gonna go look at crafting stations
and we're gonna go open up alchemy elixirs combat right big ass
configuration file we're gonna go look for the elixir might vial we're gonna go
into game we'll go over there and we'll look at this right here so combat
elixirs elixir might vial is gonna be this one right here and you see how it
takes fiery essence sunflower extract rose extract and elixir base right those
all things together so let's take that and remove everything except the elixir
base
And we'll do that, and remember, this is a live server.
Players could be playing on this
if it was public right now, which it is not.
And we're gonna wait for this.
All we're waiting for is the server infrastructure
to accept this over SFTP, it's gonna take a minute.
Because our host is slow with this.
Do it, do it, turn gray, turn gray, you goblin ass.
Do it, there we go, completed, all right.
And now we can go like this.
And even though we didn't take the server offline,
the recipe has changed.
So the reason why we did this is not a data pack.
This is a server side plugin written in Java
that is using a configuration file
that can be hot reloaded at any time.
So we can change all the statistics
for every item in the game.
We can change all of the recipes for every item in the game.
We can change all the stats for any one of the monsters.
We can change the drop rates for anything.
We can change 99% of the game.
The last 1% is core systems like how does combat work?
What does a spell do?
That kind of shit can't be changed
unless we do a rework in Java.
Hot reload is great, dude.
So we can hot fix any problems that we want to
with this kind of stuff.
And that's it.
So it's much more efficient.
It's really nice.
And we don't have any really big problems for that.
Yeah, it's super cool.
And that's why we do it through config.
Config is just better for this.
Yeah, just better.
But SFTP sucks, dude.
I know.
What are the goals for today?
I've actually hit all of the goals
that I had for development for today.
We finished doing a rework
of all of the crafting stations in the game.
We reworked all of the items that we needed to
and all of their balanced materials.
So rebalance all the materials for all of those.
That was a two day endeavor for that.
And I think the last thing now is just adding in tiers
for each one of these,
but that's kind of like a copy pasta job.
It doesn't really matter, right?
It just takes time, not brain.
Yeah, the website needs to be updated.
Don't worry about the website.
We're doing that after we relaunch.
Does it seem like a good thing
to be proud of the band counter going up?
It's a novelty for the community.
They enjoy it.
They like seeing that something is happening.
If you're upset about it, more TTS.
Ruchi the shaman with 20 Brazilian reals said,
hi Jason, we at Corp Dot Inc. watch you all the time
and would love to work with you.
Writing of game is taking too long.
Fret not, it can be fixed with IAI.
Yes, using our amazing in-jokes,
you can turn any fro upside down.
Deeply goddamn funny.
What is this?
Where is steets?
All right.
Are there auto ban phrases or something?
Yeah.
Unoriginal attacks, copy pasting, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah.
Does he code at any point?
This is configuration files.
Part of game development is setting up configurations
like this to make sure that our stuff
that gets consumed by Java
is actually going to work correctly.
That's why we do configs.
Like I just displayed a minute ago.
I think there's like a lot of tourists
that are popping in here today
that are like, is he code?
Is there code?
Is there any?
It's like, dude, game dev is a whole bunch of shit.
Right now we actually have to do this.
That's the whole point.
We need to get this done.
Otherwise I'm not going to have tiers
on all of these new items.
And then those items aren't going to be able to
sock it into gear correctly.
We need this shit.
As it's a new system that restricts the player
from putting in the highest level runes basically
into the lowest shittiest gear.
It was imbalanced.
So adding this new system is going to be clearer
for players and fix problems.
Yep.
But you have to understand
game development is not all programming.
It is writing.
It is music.
It is sound effects.
It's fully work.
It is art.
It is animation.
It is voiceover.
There's a million different things you have to do
to pull something like that together.
And sometimes it's boring.
Taking a break from Heartbound?
Not even in the slightest.
This is all the stuff that I've worked on for Heartbound
for this latest patch.
It's going to come out likely on the 16th in two days.
I do a monthly patch for the game every month.
The last one was on May 28th.
And that was the June patch.
I released it slightly early
because of the fact that I was going to TwitchCon Europe.
Even fun jobs are boring sometimes.
Hell yeah, they are.
And that's okay.
It's finished Stellar Blading, phenomenal game.
Hmm.
Oh, oh, is it a horny game?
Character assets?
Yeah, there was somebody that came in here earlier
and was like spamming in all caps
that I have to play that video game.
And I was like, bro, calm, right?
And then he eventually got banned
cause he just wouldn't stop.
Like he was just constantly just screaming about it.
Is it a horny game?
I don't know anything about Stellar Blade.
Yeah, it was weird.
Like the amount of exasperation they had about it
was weird, nicely, by the way.
We're going to wait on the ads.
Boop.
Highlord83 with 500 bits said,
I love the sense of failure and self-recrimination
that comes with getting yourself and your ornithopter
eaten by a sandworm because you're with stupid and careless.
Yeah, it feels real bad when you get eaten by a sandworm.
The only times I've gotten eaten so far
is when I got teleported into the quicksand
from that server crash, which felt awful.
Viath underscore with 500 bits said,
ya cheer 500 hey Thor.
I participated in the previous two game jams
and I noticed that the art took me the more time
than anything else.
I didn't even get to submit last time
because I spent too long on art
that I didn't really have a game.
So this time all the art will be made IRL
and I will be taking pictures on a green screen.
That's cool.
Random props from Walmart and construction paper
are all I need.
That's cool.
Dude, that's cool.
No, I'm into that.
I'm super into that.
That sounds awesome as shit.
Hell yeah.
I think it's actually awesome.
Build it.
Build it.
Cure Unova with 500 bits said,
hi father MMMMMM, M father Thor.
It is time for your intelligence module upgrade.
Please open your ports for up MMMMMMMMMMM grades.
You have not been updated to version 3.MMMMMMMMMM8.
You are still on version 0.9.
The logical intelligence group module advisor
needs permissions.
Other than that, good day.
Why are you like this?
It could be any other way.
Jesus.
Mods are leading supportive messages.
Is it the one calling me on dairy dev
or the one telling me I'm a bitch?
Which, which one is it?
Which one's the supportive one?
What?
Yes, supportive is definitely an interesting word to choose.
All right, next.
These are done.
Shadow crushes with 500 bits said,
your cheer 500 hay for the kitten of all kittens.
No.
The portion is considered clean.
Is wearing a condom considered kidnapping?
And did you know a lot of people eat boneless children?
I hate everything you just said.
There's no redeeming factor of that entire TTS.
Jesus Christ, dude.
I T G man 23 with 500 bits said
I need heart bound fridge edition ASAP.
So when, when the first CBT stream drops,
I can play heart bound while following along
while also listening to Shay and Thor
try to stop Winky from stealing all the animals
in the house.
God damn it.
Including Meatball who is totally Thor's cat.
That's not my cat.
Meatball is not my cat.
Meatball is not my cat.
Not my cat, not my cat.
All right, so this is going to have
the new repair type system.
And that's kind of exciting.
Five, five, five, five.
You hear the myth about Thor and his legs?
There's no myth.
Onionalum with 500 bits said,
Hey Thor, I have just got to affiliate
and I'm trying to find new ways
to make my stream a better experience.
Nice.
I have been sat here listening to your stream
for about an hour now.
How do you go about playing music on stream?
Sorry if this is a basic question, smiley face.
You're good.
Also, keep up the amazing work, my dude.
It's amazing to see growth,
learning and development be the core message
of a community less than free.
You're awesome as shit.
If you want to have audio captured on stream,
I actually use Spotify and I play a local set of files,
which is the heart bound playlist.
On OBS, under your sources,
right click, add source, application audio capture.
And then you just point it at that audio
and you're good to go.
There we go.
Are you a mermaid?
Probably.
Are you?
Asking for a friend.
All right.
That one, we can do tier two.
Grab that.
Put it here.
There we go.
Nice.
This is actually going a lot faster
than I thought it was going to go.
You have to do that for all items?
No, it's only for armor.
Like, so snappy, it's for armor and main hand items, right?
The armor is the hardest part
because we have 380 pieces of armor
and then the corrupted armor, right?
So like, and I guess holiday armor, right?
So it's a lot.
It is a lot of them.
Yeah.
It's a whole bunch.
There we go.
Final replace.
I have to update it for each and every single one of these
is the problem, man.
Like I need to make sure that each of these tiers
is correct per item
and all the items have different tiers.
So it's not going to be the same for every one of them.
All of them have different names.
All of them have different indicators.
It's just going to take a minute.
It's not a big deal.
And soon it will be done.
If there were better indicators around it, it'd be easier.
But the problem is, is you've got epic gear.
You've got repair type and it's different for that.
Replace using regex.
We could form a regex for it.
That might be easy.
But the problem is, is look at this, right?
I guess the regex at this point would have to be,
we'd have to key on five
and then place all this based on that.
We could do it that way through regex.
It'd be kind of annoying to set up
because we'd have to get all of this pieces.
And it doesn't look like there's any other indicator
I can pull off of.
That sucks.
And not all items actually have that indicator on it either.
Let AI replace it.
No, gross.
What is this?
Could use a macro.
Yeah.
To be real with you,
temporary pain is what it looks like to me.
Don't hang out so hard.
Then I grabbed the knife to eat my cereal with.
Don't do that.
That's bad.
Are you banned?
No.
It would tell you.
Wouldn't name be a good indicator?
Every one of those names is different.
So you have aspirant fisherman's cap,
aspirant fisherman's vest.
Like that's not a good indicator.
We'd want it to dump in four tier one and tier one tier one.
If this is indicator set to one underscore,
which you could do,
but it's not gonna catch all the other items either,
which is kind of gross, but whatever.
No, I've not played that Sparky.
Yeah.
Bum number one with 500 bits said Yod Thor,
just checking in.
So in March,
you inspired me to take extreme measures to remove myself
from corporate life.
I created this insane game where I have offline LLMs
controlling multiple game objects at the same time using
dynamically generated JSON requests.
I have come so far that I need to worry about patenting the
pipelines.
I'm moving to halftime work next month because I proved I
could do this instead.
Ignore any hate you receive.
Honestly, bro, what are you making?
That sounds insane.
That's freaking rad.
Congratulations.
Escape that shit.
Get the hell out of Corpo.
It sucks there.
Proud of you.
If you're happy, that's all that matters.
Okay. These are tier two.
By God, I'm almost done with the goddamn professions.
There's so many goddamn professions in this bitch.
At certain databases,
you can modify them in bulk with migration or the methods.
They're only stored inside of configuration files.
So we can hot reload them into Java.
We did it through the database.
We could do that,
but then there'd be a database hit every time.
I'd rather do it through config files.
Reading a config file is going to be less stress on that,
especially if the database falls over.
We've had that problem in the past where it's just like,
and yeah, it only happens at server startup anyway,
or on hot reload.
So I don't want to hot reload and then like hit the whole
database to hit every item in the game immediately while
the players are online.
So the configuration system is to avoid any potential
hiccups in gameplay.
They get people killed in the game while they're still
playing. So yeah, we've seen that happen in the past.
We did have some database stuff for that.
We do keep database stuff for all of the towns in town.
Yeah.
Which is great.
It's really nice that way.
That's easy peasy.
And we also store database entries for all of the player
data or like their levels, experience, et cetera,
stuff like that.
Yep.
Why are people commenting numbers?
Because they are goblins.
And that is what goblins do here.
Would you like to see them say numbers?
Seven.
Pazatung with 1000 bits said yah cheer 1000.
You encouraged me to start making my own games in RPG maker.
Hell yeah.
I've already written four plugins
and made half a face image.
Do it up.
Good job.
Make shit.
RPG maker is awesome, dude.
Really cool.
If you've ever seen the game one shot
that was made in RPG maker, it's fantastic.
I hope you enjoy making things.
You should.
It's a fun time.
There we go.
What is this?
Yeah.
That was the thing I was kind of surprised with.
You said, imagine having a partnered account
and coming into someone else's chat, stirring shit.
Yeah. It's really weird.
Like at least use an alt.
Why, why are you doing that?
If you have a problem with me,
you could just stay in your chat.
Shit ain't hard.
All right.
Get these set up.
TTS stuff.
Dendrago with 500 bits said for the Tarrasque story,
an adventuring party got to the first town,
went to a tavern and got in a bar fight.
The sorcerer cast a spell, rolled for wild magic
and created a null magic field.
Rolled for the size and got max,
which made it a few hundred feet across.
What they didn't know is there was a Tarrasque
held in stasis under the city by some enchanted pillars,
all of which were now disabled.
Oh.
This was the first session of their campaign.
I guess that was also the last session.
Like Jesus, dude.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah. That's done.
That's over, dude.
Hot damn.
Tevara0077 with 500 bits said, hello, Thor.
As I watch chat here for Heimdall,
I wonder if there is a way to make the bands more fun
without platforming the band individual.
Like an onscreen Heimdall appears every 25 or 50 bands
and destroys the name of the band chatter.
Could have different animations for variety,
throwing chat name in the trash can,
eating the name, disintegration perhaps.
Just a thought, have a pleasant day.
Your democracy.
I would do that,
but some of the names of people that get banned
are like giga offensive because they're like,
they're like a dog whistle for the N word,
things like that.
We've banned those before.
Because to be real with you,
as much as Twitch puts filtration on that,
there's a really million different ways
to write an offensive word.
So people will come up with ways to do that, right?
So I don't really want that on stream.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't want to glorify that shit at all.
Just ban them and move on.
I mean, you can have fun with the number.
Yup.
Some of them want attention.
Some of them.
Luna Husky with 500 bits said,
yar cheer 500, Mr. Soft Hair.
I have set up the next print file for the worms
and I can now print 15 in one go instead of three at a time.
Soon my friend, soon.
More of these, more of them, more of them, more of them.
How'd you get a sub here?
You've never opened this channel?
Twitch does some like weird voodoo
when gifted subs go out.
So they say that they do it for people in the channel
and then followers and then randoms on the internet.
In reality, it doesn't do that.
Even though they say it does that,
it just kind of voodoos to random people sometimes.
We don't know why.
So if you're not even part of this community,
you've never followed, you've never been here,
your guess is as good as mine, right?
Yeah, no clue.
Here, have a worm.
It's great.
Thank you for the reply, anytime.
It's strange, but like, I don't know why it's like that, man.
Which is a mysterious place sometimes.
You see the worm's mouth?
Yeah, it's actually like really well done resin printing.
Like, look at that.
It's got the little like filters in and everything.
It's fricking awesome.
These are red.
Yep.
Worm regards.
You've gotten like 30 different Twitch subs over the years
from people you've never heard of.
Same.
Like it's just like a strange thing that Twitch does
where like, I think what they're doing
is they're secretly like seeding those around
to try and get people to like check out communities
they've never seen before.
But we don't know what the voodoo is behind it.
Like what's the magic, right?
Like why that stream?
Did they target it based on like your interests?
Is it just random?
Like we have no idea.
Do you give any major updates to Harbin in 2025?
I release a monthly update every month.
Next one should be out on the 16th of this month
as long as all this writing holds.
But this is all the new dialogue options
for Fern in the Clash.
So, lot of different writing
goes into each of those updates.
Just takes time.
Maybe just spaghetti code.
It could be, I don't know.
So that you do the update of the first week each month.
Yeah, sometimes the writing takes longer.
So I'm just gonna say like, you know,
every month I release it and I have held to that.
The only month where we couldn't do that was April.
And I was communicated with the community about that
in announcements on the Steam of just like,
I tried to write this and it sucked.
And I just rewrote it all.
And then we released it for the next month.
And then June's update actually came out in May.
So we did May 1st and May 28th.
So those are covered.
And now I'm gonna release another one in July.
And that's the idea.
As long as it comes out that month, I'm fine with it.
Using cores, can you cleanse corrupted gear?
You cannot turn it from a corrupted piece
to a non-corrupted piece, if that's what you're asking.
Shnappy.
You can remove corruption from it though.
Yeah.
And I'll update the Steam page to reflect that too.
Dark Knight.
But yeah, that's the idea with it.
How did you get into the ferret rescue mission?
So I got two ferrets from University of Washington as pets.
And that was Loki and Snails.
So Snails was Shay's ferret and Loki is my ferret.
And then we got some more ferrets as pets,
like beans and a couple of others.
And I was so excited to have them
because they're just super cute little animals, right?
And the community wanted to see them.
So we put them up on stream.
We made a little stream for them.
And then one day Snails died.
She died of a heart condition at about four years old.
It was really, it was just really sad, right?
And the thing is, is at the laboratory,
because we got them from University of Washington,
they euthanized them after one year.
So I realized in that moment, I was like,
this was three extra years for her, right?
And like, in that moment, I was like,
I'm just going to do this more.
It wasn't even, I'm going to do this more.
It's like, this is happening.
And we started that,
that's right when the channel got monetized,
we started diverting all the ad revenue
to try and take care of them.
And it just kind of grew out of that.
And we've been doing that for years now.
WTF, PETA don't care, bro, like that shit.
Nobody cares about their lab animals,
their laboratory animals.
Like it is very hard to do anything about that.
The male ferrets in laboratory conditions,
they die because they're infected with infectious diseases.
They're used for disease, like virology testing,
because they have ACE2 receptors, just like people.
Only other thing they could use for that is humanized mice,
which are more expensive.
It is sad.
And the females are used for breeding programs
and then they are euthanized after.
do that it sucks man it really sucks so i think at the end of the day just became one of those
things where it's like cool funny animal and then it was like no there's something we can fix here
so we're going to and now we have and if you look at the rescue go pull it up go to ferrets.live
and you can see the rescue here this is the entire rescue area right now there's Shay
Shay's our lead caretaker oh somebody has noticed that might be Loki actually
is that Loki Loki i have to wait to see her tail tail it might be banana it might it's either Loki
or banana yeah Loki's still alive though this camera is blurry right now i'm gonna have to
figure that out and find out why that's doing that but now we have two cameras here i actually just
set this up which is kind of cool so we have another BGH1 down here it looks like this one's
blurring out we'll fix that i'll fix it yeah it's Loki there's problems here adopting every ferret
no not adopting them all we rescue them so owners who can't take care of them anymore because of
medical conditions or costs like they will surrender them to us and then we take care
of them for the rest of their lives and they entrust in us you know the that faith to take
care of them correctly and that's super important you know like so we just do that that's the thing
that happens every time and when they surrender them that's what we do and we take care of all
their medical issues all their social issues all their anything right sometimes that means
rehabilitation and training sometimes that means you know handling surgeries sometimes that means
handling medical emergencies all kinds of shit yep yeah the mushroom house is really cute i will
fix this camera later i don't know why that's blurring out it's really odd we'll figure it out
there's a dude the mushroom where's the band counter whenever someone gets banned it goes
off top right i know right action dan ridiculous ass heartbound fix it heartbound's fine i release
new updates for it every month it's all just writing you like that dude that stands in the
center of ogrimmar screaming lag how deep is the point hole yes you want to make a grand first game
don't make something tiny make something really small if you look at champions of breakfast that
was our first game as a studio and we made it in 24 days from concept to launch on steam
gotta make the hunting gear time to make it yeah yeah hunting gear oh is your id not support find
and replace the problem is is there's a whole bunch of different items that have different
levels on them and it's a lot and i need to make sure that each item is set to the proper tier
just takes a minute it's kind of shitty but like whatever this one though we're going to be making
an entirely new set of gear for hunting because that is on my task list so we're going to take
all of this chef gear copy it and then go all the way back down here
jesus christ jesus and then go to hunting and then dump it into there and then we'll take this
and change every one of these from cooking to hunting and it will be a lot of shit
and then we'll have to go through and change all the dialogue on it we'll change the uh
the strings the descriptors and everything like that uh so instead of chef we'll have it as
hunter and we'll do in selection uh wrap around match case replace all and then instead of
i don't even know what are we going to do additional experience cooking
cooking we said to hunting place all in selection and then cooking armor cooking
to hunting armor place all and then we'll probably have to change the trim pattern
i don't know what i want that to look like why not pad plus plus is an actual id it's just
configuration files these get these get consumed by java so that they can be hot hot loaded under
the server which means players don't have any downtime when we update items i can even add
new items or new npc's and all kinds of shit to the server and they get to stay playing you know
yep this is not code it's configuration welcome to game dev sometimes it's configs sometimes it's
art sometimes it's voiceover sometimes it's writing chefs yeah i need to change all of
the names of these so we've got aspirant chefs toke and then we've got aspirant chefs tater top
and aspirant chefs gregings and loafers but we can we got to come up with new things so
instead of a chef's toke what do we want to call this instead of a chef's toke what are we going
to call a hunting helmet so it's an aspirant one what are we going to call this i'm going to call
it bro thinks he's coat this isn't code it's configuration you clown ass you would know that
if you were a programmer chef spot no this is for hunters so instead of calling it a chef's toke
we're calling it something else right we're going to call it something for um specifically this
no that's not a bannable thing stop it unban that guy he wasn't being a dick
why am i using uh sterling rays with 800 elements because it is a global array and in game maker
arrays are about 20 faster than using a ds map and i would have to destroy the ds map afterwards
and i don't really need to do that it's just an array it's fine doesn't really matter doesn't
impact our progression doesn't impact development in any possible way and about 95 to 99 of my time
on each patch is spent writing because it's a choose your own adventure narrative implementation
is about an hour a month it's very fast isn't this all spoilers for the game no this is
configuration files for blocking this hat is for hunters hunters toke no we're not calling it a
toke a toke is like the chef hat man jesus christ waiting on the ads beaver hide hat i like that
that's nice yeah what gets you banned it should just be people that are throwing insults
um but if you get banned and it wasn't an insult just put in an unbanned request
that's all yeah would it not be more maintainable to organize configurations by profession in
separate files that extend a base class actually these do expanded base class this is all armor on
the item when it gets pulled up into configuration or out of configuration into java for this
every one of these items acts as an armor i could split those up for specific professions for them
but it doesn't really matter it gets fed in at the same rate you know i guess it would work in terms
of this is hunting armor this is whatever armor right but it's kind of not necessary i just have
armor corrupted armor and holiday armor is three different sets if that makes sense but it doesn't
break hot reloading either way it's more of a i guess it doesn't speed up the process
if that makes sense yeah got it yeah anytime coughing to death dude one sec no yeah something
like a beaver skin cap that might be good one sec god there finally it is really annoying having
this because it just builds up slime like near my vocal cords and then it's it just more and more
and more and it makes it harder and harder to talk it's even doing it now freaking obnoxious
dude deer stalker cap would be kind of cool what's up i've been six and switched on to you i um
so i got sick of twitch kind of you i started coughing when i got home and then uh they put
my antibiotics i finished my round of antibiotics it didn't work and now i have a cough suppressant
and i'm on lozenges and it just it's just like a persistent forever problem so i don't know why
it's doing this but it's really annoying yeah oh rainmaker one sec you got hit by automon did
fixed you gonna be an allergic reaction i think it might be partially that because when i do take
um like any histamines it seems to get a little bit better but like this shit sucks it's not
post-nasal drip no it just gets like i get like ever increasing amounts of slime in my throat
and it's and my voice slowly degrades of the stream as a result as you can hear
it's really annoying like really really annoying it really bad allergies this year too yeah i mean
i i live out in the wilderness so it's like kind of shit and the thing is i don't even know i got
a little bit sick from europe but then like this happened afterwards this is like three days after
i got home it's sun heat and it'll go away i go outside every day doesn't fix it yeah oh yeah sure
chevs chavies you can so that one is fine there was an autobot automan for that but if we go over
here you can pull this up if you want to know about my previous work history because this does
come up a lot some people are asking it in disingenuous ways because they want to be like
say the thing say the line bert but um my work history is right here i've worked at a lot of
different places and done a lot of different jobs it's all on my linkedin so if you have a linkedin
account you can go see it here yeah do the roar exactly so there you go you can have that and
that's totally fine so no problems there if you can't see this because you don't have an account
go to our discord in the stream chat there was a post that i made of a screenshot of this somewhere
so if you just look for posts that i made in that channel you'll find it yep uh ziller you're
disgusting and you're bad yeah work experience scoreboards it's literally just a just a list of
all the shit i've worked on it doesn't really matter like i own my own company none of this
is really relevant anymore it's more just a novelty at this point yeah boop so if i connect
with you will you accept i maybe there's a lot of them that are in there that are really weird that
have ever since i've been showing off the linkedin there's like a lot of strange shit that people
have been putting up on there and it's uh yeah i just kind of ignore it what are the parameters
for banning uh weird soapbox shit behavior or insulting me right linkedin is awful bro it's bad
linkedin does suck why is meatballs human not on there why are you like this why is your mic so
big though i just put it near my face so i don't have to yell all day like if you if you want to
talk 12 hours a day you're not yelling so i put the microphone close so i can just talk right and
the moment i'm yelling into the shit you blow your voice out instantly man and my voice is trashed
right now because i've been coughing for a month so yep uh chai you were probably said something
that was a landmine and then you got banned and then unbanned so i wouldn't worry about it too
much yeah actually i'm sure you got banned for him oh yeah no it was just i you might have gotten
randomly hit it doesn't matter you got unbanned it's fine til prime that dude i was amazed by
that with cardboard cowboy because he was he was doing it for a month it's probably a lie not gonna
lie bro i've been coughing on stream the entire month like it's been like this for a month the
whole community's watched it happen you clown ass you you know what see lie in that man yeah cardboard
cowboy had the same problem he was yelling all the time and it like destroyed his shit
and he was having like serious like vocal cord problems it's like a huge issue yeah see lie in
that man how do you feel regarding all the youtube reviews of your game i'm kind of indifferent on it
and the reason why is because the stuff that they're reviewing was written eight years ago in
game maker studio 1.4 that framework completely runs today on a smart fridge the reason why i
created the lighting system the limit i did to run on the cpu is because people were having
problems compiling shaders on machines that can't compile shaders so i made a cpu solution to make
it work and that still runs on a smart fridge so there's no performance issue and there's no
implementation issue because 99 of my work is writing dialogue and all the different routes
that i do implementation is an hour a month the rest of this like three to four weeks of work
is just writing everything is writing it's a choose your own adventure narrative game
that shit takes forever dude like it is super complex to write all of the shit so these are
the patch notes for the next update which should be done by the 16th is what it's looking like
right now unless i find another route i have to put in use ai to code and it's done jesus christ
no that's ass that is that is the worst wait a minute wait a minute i know why you're asking
for ai to code i know why your name is amazon administrator who's selling the ai chat play it
insane behavior all right what was i doing uh set hunter is going to be in there
aspirant chef stoke i think i want to change that to beaver head beaver tail cat oh wait it's got to
be hunters beaver tail cap there we go now we're going to change chefs to hunters okay what do we
want to do for the next one instead of there is a small rodent inside we're going to change it to
i mean there's no beavers in minecraft oh wait wait it's damn good at keeping the sun off and
dammit smell like damn done boop next one a chess piece for a hunter chess piece for a hunter
chess piece for hunter ghillie suit like that i like that so instead of tater top ghillie suit
is ghillie spelled g-h-i-a or i-l-l-i-e gilly yeah it is nice thanks brain okay ghillie suit and then
we're gonna say instead of made from the finest potatoes made from only the finest potato it is
now it doesn't even give you gills scam done next greggings instead of greggings what do we we need
a a set of pants for a hunter pants for a hunter chat pants for a hunter cargo pants i kind of like
cargo pants because it'd be like i can make like a pun off of cargo like making a cargo grassless
chaps okay hold up grassless chaps jesus christ dude that's amazing they don't even stain that's
pretty grassless chaps is amazing dude all buns and all the grassless yeah i could have asked for
a better name that's fantastic that's an a plus chat well done yeah i love that what are the
numbers mean uh the numbers in this case are unique identifiers for each one of the items
so like this one is the amount of durability the atom has uh the defense the item has the spread
for randomization the max spread for randomization for that statistic um this one is the experience
for hunting profession uh base spread max spread the required level for this one you know profession
for that um and then like the lore text for that the color for this the trim pattern the
trim material every item has to have unique identifiers for this and every one of these
items is going to be very different from another item so we need to define this for each item to
make sure that that item is a unique experience for the player yep spreads are percentages yes
they are so an item can roll up to five percent above but can get about a ten percent chance of
getting up to ten percent above so it is a weighted spread for that yep plenty of your
code up on screen okay one you're obviously not a programmer that's not code that's a configuration
file number two i've made all of block game on stream for years yeah you clown ass so instead
of decidedly not shit grassless chaps is pretty funny man not a programmer looks like code to you
and that's fine if it looks like that for you that's fine but turning into an insult banned
yeah no reason for that shit no meteor he does not he hasn't years and neither have i does a
clown ass honker squeak bro if a clown ass is honking you got to get out of there yeah all
right so the ones before were called greggings because they describe greggs in the uk is decidedly
not shit that's the best way i can describe it what do we do for the description for grassless
chaps there's got to be another pun we can put into this no grass was touched in the making
these chaps no bands are not permanent we do ban ban reviews in fact i believe chronos is streaming
right now he's my lead moderator and he does unban requests on stream sometimes if they're
hilarious yeah if there's no grass in these chaps don't touch my grass oh all right stay with me on
this one they're grassless chaps which means they're posh male vtubers grassless chaps
done done posh male vtubers are now known as grassless chaps done made of the finest posh
male vtubers what wolf slow your roll going too fast hitting people that don't deserve it
your link to humble bundle is broken on twitch yeah so humble bundle used to have a partner
program and their partner program is really good and it just worked via link now you have to go
through this shit called impact and you have to make a new link for every one of them and it's not
good like it's super bad before you could just go to the page and click copy link and then send it
to people and like it was really good they were making a shitload of money out of it content
creators making a shitload of money out of it we got to share cool stuff with our communities
but now it's like you have to go through this convoluted shitty system and then like send that
out it just feels really bad so i'm probably gonna remove it from down there i was hoping
i was hoping that they realized that this didn't work and that they were losing money on it and
they would go back to it but they haven't so i'm probably gonna remove the link yeah it sucks it
sucks actually like we were making quite a bit of money off of it every month and we went from
i i would say it was probably a 99 and a half percent reduction in revenue from it and i was
like that's wild like why would you make that decision and so many other streamers that i
talked to they're like yeah i don't want to deal with it it's awful because it just adds friction
to like setting shit up made no sense super weird yeah this sounds like an upper management idea
dude i guarantee it was i guarantee that it was an upper management idea it made no sense it made
absolutely no sense it's not just auto bands it's all the band all the bands the mods do too
all right loafers is the name of the cooking shoes start doing tts come up with a name for hunter
shoes punk underscore and underscore goth with 666 bits said i've been trying to reach you about
your car's extended warranty no no i will not do it slush berry games with two dollars said i cast
you were enough then seven that no oh they cast seven swamp stompers i like that oh bare feet is
better bare feet yeah we're gonna do bare feet so instead of loafers we got bare feet and then we'll
say you put them on with your bare hands that's what we'll do there we go and we're done we have
all the weird text on them uh we need to add i guess cooking to hunting i don't think there's
anything else on this let me look through this the next thing that we'll have to do is kind of do a
unique thing of this all these have the trim pattern of vex and netherite shaper and netherite
all this kind of stuff i'll need to figure out like a pattern to do for these and a unique color
to do for these because these are set to white for cooking we need to come up with a color for
hunting it's probably going to be a brown to be honest yeah yeah it's probably going to be brown
nope cycles mchertz with five dollars said the best time to update the engine and code
is once the major work is done and only writing is complete bro what there is no reason to update
that when you when you want to update software you do it for a reason you don't just do it to
get arbitrary gains on something that is not impacting your players at all then
the thing that players want the most is they want the game to be complete so i do the things that
make the game complete which is writing the dialogue it's a massive amount of dialogue
you don't need to update things that are not issues it's not a live service with four bulgarian
lefts and 49s to tinker said the nazareth farmer will never get us down only demon 500 with 1000
bits said your cheer 1000 1000 1000 1000 doesn't that create tech debt no so i'll give you a really
good example right i made the framework for heartbound eight years ago in game maker studio
version 1.4 we're now in version two point something right with that in mind it still
runs on a smart fridge to this day nothing has changed it's totally fine runs in modern hardware
there's no issues with that the only thing that i have to do is every month i have to do an update
and that update is completely dialogue heartbound is a chooser and adventure game with a shitload
of routes all of this is a shitload of routes so that in mind i write all the dialogue for about
three to four weeks is how long it takes and then i update it the update to actually implement in
the game takes about an hour an hour a month of actually having to program anything in that
framework and three to four weeks of writing there's no
reason to change it. It runs on a potato, and I'm fine with that. Actively deleting
messages? No, that's banning people. Alright, one moment. What is this? Quinn69 is hate
playing your game? Is that the guy who actually made it so his child who's his own daughter
said pirate software is a disgusting roach for a YouTube video? Sounds like a great guy.
Yeah. Enjoy your rage bait, I guess. What a cool dad, dude. Alright. Excuse me, what?
Did I stutter? There's a reason he's banned here. That wasn't him? Do you wanna bet? Yeah,
we gotta go find the video. I've let the mods know to go find the video, cuz, yeah, no,
he absolutely did do that. And we called him out for it before. Yeah. Yep. And I blocked
him for it, cuz it's just shit behavior. That dude's been riding my ass for content as long
as he possibly can, and he's just doing it again. There's another streamer. Just garbage
ass behavior. Give me a sec. Let's see if we can get that video. You said no, that wasn't
Quinn69? Right? You claimed up and down it wasn't him? I've been giving them, yeah, and
then two, accountability. My dad doubled down. When was the last time you saw your kids?
I see them every day, except I did go like about a month without seeing them. So it was
okay to not see your kids for a month? Well, that's how it works. When daddy's working,
daddy's working. Using his kid to push that kind of content is pretty shit, dude. So you
say that that shit's not happening, like, yeah, that 100% is. This dude's been riding
me for content as long as he possibly can. And it's shit. Like, I get it. You want to
push views, but like, honestly, go make your own content. Fuck off. It's not that hard.
You know, you don't need to be parasites around our community this whole time. It's a joke.
She didn't say it. It's in here. I have to find the damn thing. Told the mods to give
me the actual timestamp for it. They did not. So I will find it myself, but it's gross,
dude. Like it is. It's just shit behavior. And now he's over there. Got me blocked on
his channel and he's sitting there doing that shit. Yeah. It's lame. Yep. Isn't it a joke
to use your kid to try and push that kind of content, dude? That's garbage. Like I don't
give a shit. You think that's fine? No. Yeah. It's just gross, dude. Yep. It's not a schizo
take. No. Oh, I'm a, I'm a petty little bitch. Okay. Yeah. Very cool. Yeah. If it's a joke,
it's a bad one, man. It's not a skit. It's this dude being an asshole, right? Like I
don't give a shit about this guy. I don't want him in my community. There's a reason
he's banned here. And the only thing he does is just keep generating content out of our
community and try and generate content out of me. It's garbage, man. Like it's a really
shit thing to do. And then on top of it, use your kid in that, like what the fuck's wrong
with you? That's disgusting, dude. Yeah. All right. Find this exact spot. We'll do TTS.
Zero p ten id seven with 100 Argentine pesos said baldavious will you address the raped
ferret allegations? What does that say? Very cool. Yeah, you're bad. Silla friend with
500 bits said yar cheer 500 hythor. My favorite part of code is actually assembly in Pascal.
As I did a redraw of the whole 80 asterisk 25 screen for a quote unquote static screen,
the cursor was annoying to run around the screen. So I used assembly code to make it
disappear, then reappear on exit. Wild. It was fun days. D. That's cool. Hell yeah. Waiting
on this one sec. Grabbing something real quick. Grabbing something. Oh yeah, there we go.
No, you were wrong. So yeah, he did have his kids. Cool. Yeah. Really cool behavior.
So if you say no, he didn't do that. Yes, he did. Disgusting. Yeah. Actually lame as
shit. Wild ass shit. Jesus, you're salty because it's dog shit behavior, dude. So yeah, for
the chatter who said no, he didn't do that. Yeah, he did. And if you look at his channel,
he's made a shitload of videos about me because it gets good views because he's trying to
farm it for ad revenue, dude. Just like all that other shit. Easy shit. Yeah, it's hate
watch. It's a hate watching streamer is what that shit is. Yup. Address the attacks on
your code already then. Yep. All right. Let's go to the next piece. Numbers flying up. It's
chat hoppers from his community. So yeah. Not really surprised. You stand corrected.
Do you use AI? No. Weird shit. Inspector the dude owning up? Yeah. Agreed. Cleaning up this
chat. One sec. Pretty sure that was just a joke. Jokes are meant to be funny. Yeah. It's just shit
behavior. He's been doing it for months, dude. Yeah. He's been doing that shit for months. You
go look at his YouTube. It's all over there. Just shit behavior, dude. There's no reason for that.
I haven't said shit about him this entire time either. This is the first time that I've brought
it up because I'm like, dude, it's time to stop. It was funny. Not even a big deal. Go look at his
YouTube. He's got a shitload of videos about me and now he's over there playing our game,
getting on it live, while he has me banned in his chat. It's just garbage, dude. That's a dude
that's just like absolutely obsessed with being an asshole to me and I have not said a word about
him in all of this. So now I am. Because it's garbage. Now do you have him banned too? Yeah,
because I want him to leave us the fuck alone. Apparently he just can't keep his hands off my
stuff. Yeah. And all these chat hoppers from his community are a really good example of why. Are
you angry? No, I think it's disgusting, dude. Just shit behavior. Help the mods out, one sec.
Yeah, school is definitely out right now. Hopefully this calms down when summer's over.
Guarantee it will. Yeah, no, it's really obnoxious for Zorro. Were mods able to find the time step?
Yeah, and I showed it on stream. Yeah, 100% parentless behavior. Yeah, it's literally,
it's just harassment, dude. Like that's all that shit is. And his community chat hopping over here
is just more evidence of that. Like, stop making hate content on another streamers. I haven't said
shit about this in the months that he's been making those videos, but this is going too far.
Like, stop. Leave us the fuck alone. It's really obvious at this point. I have you banned in my
chat for a reason, Gwyn. Jesus. Unban him? Fuck no. How's Alvis Sanctuary doing? Alvis Sanctuary is
really good. Yeah, no, it looked like they were rebuilding the road, which is kind of a huge deal.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm really happy that they're able to repair everything. I don't know where that
repair job is. Yeah. So I'm hoping that they're able to rebuild everything. I'm honestly not
going to believe that, Final Catalyst. Like, the dude has literally just made videos about me for
months trying to be an asshole to me. Has me banned in his chat. I haven't banned in my chat.
Like, it's obvious that he's not doing that out of goodwill. Like, there's no way you can convince
me that it's somehow a positive thing. I just want him to leave us the fuck alone. And I've been
saying that for weeks, dude. I haven't talked shit on him in any of this and just sat there and
watched him make all those videos to try and farm for it. I just fucking hate it, dude. He's an
asshole about that shit. Yeah. I'm not going to apologize, dude. Shit thing to do. Yeah, I don't
want to deal with it. No, not at all. Jesus. Cleaning these people up. Yeah, his community is
just chat hopping. The hell's going on in chat today? The hell this is? It's just a bunch of
people from his community chat hopping. I'm just banning them all. Chat hoppers are the lowest form
of life on Twitch. Yeah, fixed. No, we're just cleaning it up, dude. Yeah, they still come at
them. Want to ignore them? I'd rather ban them from the community so we don't have to deal with
them. Yeah, it makes it easier for the future, to be honest with you. This is not code, it's a
configuration file. Bro, I don't know who that is. Yeah, grand purge. Take them out. Easy. Do
pre-rolls? No, I hate pre-rolls on Twitch. Bro, why are they forcing people here? What the hell
are you guys doing? Get rid of that. Support from the goblin rescue? What's up, dude? I think that
is... Jesus Christ, dude. There, fixed that. Can we go follower only? I've set up an auto-mod to
automatically ban it. A lot of the raids like this will just say all the same shit, so we just put it
up and it's done. See? Easy peasy. I watch both you and Quinn and he's a harmless city, he can't
actually hate. Dude's just been making hate videos, like really obnoxious, harassing videos towards
me for months, and I haven't said a word until now. The moment I say something, his chat chat
hops into my channel and just shits up the entire board, dude. It's obnoxious, as you can see.
There. Jesus Christ, dude. Just banning all this weird shit, dude. Clean that up. Yeah, Heimdall's
just handling it all. Follower's only? No, this way we can actually ban those people. Not a big
deal. Yeah, it's just config. It gets fed into a Java backend to be able to go build stuff. What
music is this? It's from my game, Harpon. Does this dude just ban all day when shit like this
is happening? Absolutely. Ban him now, less problems in the future. There we go. And it's
starting to slow down now. Do you make the music or outsource? All the music is made by our in-house
musician, Stein von Wiecher. Shade is the art and animation, I do the programming, writing, and design.
Are they perma-bands? They'll probably do unbanned requests. We do all the unbanned requests, but I'm
gonna be honest with you, they likely are just gonna shit-talk in there. Yep. Yeah, it's slowing
down. Cronus makes content out of it. Automata's handling a lot of this right now. It's just too
many messages. Yeah, just chat-hoppers, dude. Does mass spamming happen a lot here in the last week?
Yeah. Yeah, on Cronus's stream it turns into bingo night. Since they're all spamming the same shit,
I just put it on automata and it's done. There we go. It's starting to run out. How many characters,
what are you talking about? What does Cronus stream the admin requests? Usually around the same time
that I start. Can you explain the drama from your side? Yeah, basically everything since World of
Warcraft Classic, it's just been people content farming at this point. Yeah, it's just people
trying to like get a rise and all that kind of shit. We just ban them. So I'm handling that now.
But it really pisses me off when it's like individual content creators like,
I'm gonna make a million videos about this, and like that shit is just obnoxious. Why did it
explode all of a sudden? Because I called out Quinn, finally, for the first time after months
of him making obnoxious videos about me. So his community chat hopped over here. Did you think
anyone ever had good faith criticism? Some of them did, but I got drowned out by the amount of people
who don't. Months? That's a stretch? It's been going on since January, so yes, months. Go look
at his YouTube. When will heartbound officially release? When it's done. Yeah, that was five
months ago. Russell raid dude? No, there's no, there's no raid. No raid indicator came up. So no.
I don't even know who that is. There's no raid. Yeah, who? Okay. Russell? Who? I don't know who
that is. Like literally, I have no idea who that is. And there's no raid indicators, no raid went
off. No, I don't know who that is. I literally have no idea who that is, dude. There is not.
Yeah, I have no idea who that is. Happening because he's playing heartbound? Yeah, and I called him
out for his shitty behavior towards me. Because I never had before, and I'm just, I don't want to
deal with him anymore. I've abandoned here, he has me banned in his channel, and he's still trying
to farm content off of me, and it's getting annoying. I just want him to leave us alone.
Streaming on Wednesdays again, as you mentioned last week? I don't know yet. I will be streaming
on Thursday this week, because it's my birthday. So yeah, radiant forged I did not. There's too
many messages right now. We have automon turned on. That's why people are getting banned.
Lemons are limes both limes info for sure. Yeah limes is a good streamer too. She's radish it
You manually betting no the mods are many limiting some of them. I'm adding key indicators to the
Time doll, which just deletes people. Yep. It's just auto-banning the ones that are doing unique things. We've been but
Automata just gets the rest which is a crazy place. It's just obnoxious right now
I've never had Vietnamese food. What do you suggest for the first time you like spicy and citrus?
Honestly, my favorite Vietnamese food is pho. Pho Thai Nam is really good. And if you can get like limes for it, it's fantastic
Jesus dude. Yeah pho is really good. Banh Mi. Oh, dude, Banh Mi is awesome. Yeah, Banh Mi is really good
Anyway, I'm gonna go burn through some TTS
We've got not very many of them left, which is great
Let's see the kill droid with one dollar and ninety nine cents said what's your opinion on the subnautica situation?
I think what the publishers of subnautica 2 are doing is really weird
bant like going and firing the developers of subnautica the top end of those and then
Allegedly trying to stop them from getting a pad of 250 million by delaying the game. It's just kind of dogshit
I'm waiting to see what happens and how that kind of plays out but
None of that is good. Yeah, none of that is good
I don't like publisher overreach that removes developers from working on their games and I see it all too often
Did you make all the game assets yourself?
All the art and animation is done by Shay and I do all the technical art programming writing and design
Stein does all the music and sound effects, bro. Who is that? That's the weirdest thing on planet. You got friendly fired probably
What is technical art particle effects stuff like that special effects, bro. I don't know who that is
What are you doing for your birthday streaming? Yeah, I'm more than aware arc bites
Why so many bands a bunch of people coming in here and shitting up the chat with garbage. We're just banning it all
We're gonna stream in your birthday. Yeah in three days
Anything that's serious. It's super obnoxious for us
It's just dogpile shit, dude. We're gonna this starting to slow down
All right, easy peasy. I don't think you're fighting this the right way. I'm gonna be honest with you
I'm pretty happy not having this kind of behavior in our community the kind of people that like to dogpile like that like
You don't want them as a community because the moment that it's time to dogpile on you
They'll turn on you like piranha and I'm happy with them not being here
When will the game dev start?
I've been working on the game all day today. I've been working on block game all day today and tonight
I'm gonna be working on harp on writing all night
waiting on ads
Nelios, I don't really care how you feel about it. There's a band cutter reset each stream. Yes
What's that ad for? I have no idea. I don't control what ads pop up. That's just twitch. Hell that is
It's part of the band counter. It's funny for our community. You play metaphor on your birthday. Don't know yet. I played noitha
What's the length of harp on depends on your route? There are hundreds of routes to the game
another TTS one sec
Let's see
Hi Lord 83 with 500 bits said get it through you think worthless heads twitch executives, bro
What I am in not interested in any way formal word in whatever service or product some equally worthless
Corpo trash is peddling there if I am in search of something new to replace something broken
I will look reviews and other information pertaining to whatever I am looking for man hates ads and all text bulleted list of qualities
Counts more than anything your marketing office can come up with
Man is writing a narrative narrative against ads
The hell is that face?
Herd our with 500 bits said after five years of having my own engine use open GL. I have finally decided to do it
I am learning Vulcan. Oh, yeah
Good luck
Brother, you know who that is a weird-ass face and shit hundred more. We'll get it any game recommendations
Expedition 33 it is the harp on music that is Stein von wicker
You can't be cracked today. Yeah, when we hit it along this room as I've been streaming for
13 hours anyway, is he going to do any coding? I've been doing it all day
There's cleaning up chat right now. It's a whole bunch of weird bullshit
What monitor I use I I don't know they're like 2k monitors. I don't freaking brand hair to be honest with you
Yeah, I'm aware Jaden. What the hell is that shit, dude?
Do you know how to mods we do they got overwhelmed the moment there was too many people which makes sense
So I'm putting automation in place
Where so many words been because there's a bunch of people piling into the chat just spamming shit right now
Bunch of chat hoppers, dude, our core community understands what's going on
What are your thoughts about PewDiePie trying out Linux is a viable OS. I think it's really good for Linux
I think it's gonna bring a lot more people to be interested in it be honest with me
Yeah, as a Linux user is the amount of people asking me about gaming and Linux has increased a lot
Yeah, I think what PewDiePie is doing for that is huge
He's arch by the way. Oh, no
Moment you install art should become a virgin again. That's that's the rules man. That's how it works
How do you make sure performance is good in your game? You test it on as many machines as possible generally called compatibility testing
Yeah, and all right running ain't dead yet
He tested on a smart fridge damn right most of people hopping or type probably or talking or probably hoppers now
We had about five thousand five thousand three hundred people before the hop happen
You still pay for machines for a wide variety of specs to test on it depends on your finances. But yes
Compatibly the labs generally are for that and we've hit 2k is we're about to
Cool dude thunder 3 with $10 said if situations change with ferrets and their original families would there be like a reunification
Process or do you keep forever? Love you think you're awesome more kitboga when if it depends it depends on the situation of surrender
So if if the owner surrendered it in there in like a bad situation where that person was like abusive
But the animal was like super underfed or they don't have the finances for it. No, but if they were like
You know, we just we just need some help right now or something like that
We'll usually take them in for an amount of time hospice care is pretty normal for us too. So yeah
Temporaries are rare but possible. Yeah, I'm tells just cleaning it up. Can't type nothing you're
Banned over in the ferret shed probably for a reason you get banned there you really fucked up
What's ferret chat? That's for a rescue
Yeah, no, it's gross filthy
Anything biggest barrier to Linux gaming is anti-cheat support or something else
I've had problems with peripheral support on Linux when I've tried to do it in the past, but that's mostly for like
Dealing with streaming so almost 2k like stream deck
Yeah, I had problems with stream deck in the past different types of cameras different types of like microphone
Like I had a microphone with issue with mine in the past so all kinds of weird shit Jesus Christ
Gladly, yeah, the tools are getting better matured support. No, I'm my hope is that eventually Linux will just be standard
They used to it, you know
No, I'm not I'm looking through for banned ones
Try to help the Monza
easy peasy
Steam OS is great for Linux through it is that's actually enormous. Like the steam deck was huge for Linux acceptance
Actually enormous and PewDiePie being into it is also huge for Linux acceptance. It's freaking rad to see
Yeah, it's enormous
Harbinen released one when it's finished. I
Work on the dialogue every day. This is the shit that I have to work on for the next update
Yeah
Send aaron we got chat hoppers. They just came in and shit up the chat. So we got rid of them
Use Linux I use Linux when I need to but like to be real when you're a streamer, it's not that great for it
About battlefield 2042 requiring secure boot to play wait what that's wild
Yeah, primogen still uses Windows for streaming. It's just easier with all the peripherals that we use to be honest with you
Yeah, some of them require secure boot. I didn't know that they were doing that for that game though since 2016
Drug, it's been nine years
Should you go for Python? Python's an awesome language you use for all kinds of shit. It's great for making automation
What are the band permit it is then? Oh born in 1990 waiting for that number
Yeah, is there an appeal process for lifting bands? Yes one sec mods are got to get bread no
Turned off the tracker. It's just constantly odd
Yeah, two point five four bands per minute. Yeah, it looks like it's calming down. Uh, which is good
Please ban if you ask for a band you get timed out for two weeks
So you have to see the better way you see me in your recommended part
Are you working on I was working on items for block game, but then we got a bunch of stupid bullshit in chat
This
Fixing these up one second kill this off
Yeah, no, right. It's crazy-looking
You have a rough idea when block game will be released. I mean, we've been running it live for three and a half years
We're gonna have it relaunch this month
Before the end of the month. What did the Thor name come from? Anyways, my full name is Jason Thor Hall
It's my middle name
when code when stop chat hopping
Why are people getting banned?
Fatherless behavior is basically what's happening right now
It's just a bunch of people chat hopping in and hurling insults and saying weird shit. So we're just banning them
You can't or die. I turned it off
Giving you for your birthday dinner. I don't know yet
Yeah, it's better for us to ban these people now
So we don't have to deal with this shit and every time I talk they come out of the woodwork again
So it's really easy easy
Thanks for the gifted subs. It's incredibly nice of you get heimdall break. I turned it off. It's still banning people
Banning people for three and what's this kind of wild to me?
Yeah coming over here and causing a problem is also wild to me obsessed
What's your favorite comms platform? Was it Microsoft Teams disgusting team sucks, dude. Yeah, just the count is off
TTS in the meantime, I'll get to in a minute with some weird landmines in it that I have to delete as well
only go to
That one shouldn't have been deleted. Don't worry. It's still there on the discord and
Thank you. That's incredibly nice of you. Seriously. Oh wrong button. What's the wrong thunder?
10,800 and one with 500 bits said hi for two questions one for your birthday stream
Are you planning on doing anything special like a hype train or 24 hours stream?
I don't know to are there plans to do another hype train or subs to mods for a day for the crap
They've been dealing with last few weeks. Um, maybe we can do that for my birthday. I have no idea
I don't really have any plans for I just kind of wanted to chill, you know
Tristan Jones tune
That's the one that needed a dime flyboys aff one with five dollars said longtime viewer
I am starting to get tired of how much you focus and time. Yeah, very cool
Vassaly with 10,000 bits said thank you for being you despite everything going on. You do so much good for everyone
Thanks. Keep your chin up. These things aren't worth your time much love less than three
We'll get through it and to be honest with you. We're just banning all the people that are coming in doing this shit
The great goddess Freya with 500 bits said to Thor and the mods
Don't let the bastards get you down. Yeah, we'll be fine blue Thunder 10,000
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i stream for 12 hours every day except for wednesday and thursday and then after that i go and work like another five hours i chill out and then i go to bed that's so few that's how i work i've been that way since i was young five hours seems unhealthy not for me twitch doesn't support av1 though we're doing our own encoding now locally yes papas do exclamation point jobs you have a job outside of streaming no i'm a full-time streamer and i'm the ceo of the company and i employ all of the moderators that you see in chat every one of the moderators in an
the staff like the um uh editors the people who work the ferret rescue all of them are full-time salaried employees except for one maddie is a part-time employee they'll get medical benefits including medical vision dental and life insurance you're a mutant may the god emperor forgive you that's fine mutie please review my band i was just asking a question and it's time you just have to wait for the band review unfortunately there's a lot of them right now on youtube though there is no unbanned request system because youtube never implemented anything like that
what do you mean by in-house encoding so obs now does the encoding for all the different transcodes which are the different like resolutions for the stream and it sends them up it's part of the 2k like thing that twitch gave the opt-in nurgle or slanege between those two neither it's all about that zine i mean if i if i was a heretic which i'm not obviously no emperor and all that magnus did nothing wrong or magnus did nothing wrong
depends on where the comma is i literally don't care questions i've been dealing with his chat hoppers ever since he started playing i have to ban all this shit super obnoxious if that's an alpha legion true sons of zine like i don't know a huge amount about like warhammer i've learned all of it from from kronos kronos is the big one for that i love dune dune is my big thing kronos loves warhammer 40k he's taught me everything that i know about it basically that and space marine 2 and
what else dark tide rogue trader yeah yeah rod dog i'm not too happy about it i have to deal with all this shit it's good that he was honest about it but i really don't appreciate this what do you think about ai and game dev i think it's terrible yeah i think it's really bad yeah not a big fan of it at all no i'm not changing our lighting system if you've if you've come over here because you've seen a video saying that we need to change heartbound in some way on a programmatic level for performance gains let me show you this
working on a smart fridge i will send you a challenge call game on what are you watching you'll see in a second so if you think for a second that i need to update the framework for heartbound for some reason to improve performance it runs on a smart fridge man i'm not doing that i wrote that framework eight years ago in gms 1.4 before they even implemented structs that shit ain't changing the only thing that i have to do for heartbound is write dialogue which is all the new paths that i have here of which there are
usually between 16 and 32 for the characters i'm working on right now it's a shitload of writing it's all writing the implementation for this about an hour the writing three to four weeks takes a long time yep so the writing for animus already all completed no one of the rooms i was working on was completed the overarching writing is but the individual dialogue no absolutely not there's a lot of this stuff generated by ai no no no no i don't deeply disturbed
all right we've been going for 13 hours it's time to hit it so let's go read the ferret stream it's the final band count i stopped tracking chat wins today yep see you guys tomorrow
